# The SDMB Soap Opera **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 7, 2000, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854 "2000-07-07T14:38:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854/21 "2000-07-07T19:27:56Z")
…horse manure, which he used to power his… ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854/22 "2000-07-07T19:32:46Z")
…surgical Appliences. Unbeknowenst to him Odieman has stumbled into a vipers nest of intrigue where… ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854/23 "2000-07-07T19:35:49Z")
. . . just barley escapes warm, cheesy death by employing the sinister talents of . . . ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854/24 "2000-07-07T20:02:52Z")
. . . **Tymp** who cleverly neglects to use the word ‘he’ in his last post, thus confusing all of Dopeville and serving the evil intentions of **Doc Jackson** to . . . ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854/25 "2000-07-07T20:02:53Z")
… **Arkon** whose evil plan (alluded to earlier) is nothing less than total World Domination. Meanwhile… ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854/26 "2000-07-07T20:04:52Z")
…pepperlandgirl was getting ready to force JavaMaven to confess to killing… ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854/27 "2000-07-07T20:08:57Z")
. . . **Mr. Cynical** , who wasn’t actually dead, but had just secretly shacked up with . . . ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854/28 "2000-07-07T20:11:16Z")
Silver\_Fire, the quiet little newbie in town. Little does she know but Mr. Cynical is actually… ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854/29 "2000-07-07T20:18:29Z")
JavaMaven’s fraternal twin brother. They were seperated at birth because their mother couldn’t handle the fact that… ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854/30 "2000-07-07T20:20:55Z")
…MrCyncial looked just like his father who was… ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854/31 "2000-07-07T21:05:16Z")
…Sealemon, which explained his insanity. Even now, Sealemon’s evil personality had taken over, and was plotting to… ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854/32 "2000-07-07T21:29:59Z")
undermine all of our national monuments. ChiefScott pulls up in his ship in order to abort this evil plot when Pink Slinky. . . ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854/33 "2000-07-07T21:31:11Z")
…castrate Cynical for shacking up with Silver Fox, who he has had the hots for for a long time. But just as he was about to carry out this torturous scheme, he was suddenly interrupted by… ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854/34 "2000-07-07T21:37:34Z")
…pepperlandgirl who wanted to rescue MrC because she… ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854/35 "2000-07-07T21:49:00Z")
…knows that Mr.C knows where the secret formula is located. The secret formula for… ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854/36 "2000-07-07T21:49:41Z")
. . . is trying to hide her torpid sexual escapades with iampunha, who’s recently been trying to dirty up his name to get out of a painful marriage to long-time drug-smuggler . . . ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854/37 "2000-07-07T21:57:07Z")
Persphone, who’s been smuggling drugs for years to support her… ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854/38 "2000-07-07T22:21:59Z")
…peeps addiction that has reached monumental porportions due to her… ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854/39 "2000-07-07T22:32:35Z")
… yearning for her little Boo Boo. Now Persephone is distraught, searching in vain for someone to touch her noise and “meep” at her like Boo Boo used to do. In her search for consolation, she turns to therapeutical consultations with noted psychiatrist **Arnold Winkelried** , little guessing that this would lead to … ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854/40 "2000-07-07T22:34:19Z")
p.s. Sorry Trion! Didn’t realize that we already had a psychiatrist. Please note that Arnold Winkelried is a “New Age Healer”, not a psychiatrist. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-soap-opera/24854.md?page=3)