# the SDMB takes a look inside a fourth grade argument
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 17, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813 "2001-07-17T16:18:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/1 "2001-07-17T16:18:21Z")
Well excuse me for living, you total gaylord.
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/2 "2001-07-17T16:21:43Z")
Oh, yeah!?
Well…
Your mother doesn’t really love you, you know!
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### Author:  [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/3 "2001-07-17T16:21:48Z")
Hey, shut up, moron-face. I would beat you up for that but I don’t want to.
My Dad’s bigger than your Dad.
[sub]I am rubber you are glue…[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/4 "2001-07-17T16:22:11Z")
[Sarcasm]
Now, how can I argue with that?
[/Sarcasm]
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### Author:  [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/5 "2001-07-17T16:29:00Z")
You’re a pea-head. You have a head the size of a pea.
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### Author:  [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/6 "2001-07-17T16:33:43Z")
Oh, how laaaaame. It’s Thursday and you’re wearing green. We all know what **that** means.
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/7 "2001-07-17T17:07:40Z")
I know you are, but what am I?
**Katie’s** got on pink underwear! I saw them when she was on the monkey bars, plus she let **Jester** kiss her!
EEEEEEWWWWW! Now she’s got cooties.
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### Author:  [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/8 "2001-07-17T17:07:48Z")
[mimics **katiekilldare**]
Meh meh meeeeh! Green! Thursday! I’m so smart! Meh meh myeeeh!
[/mimics **KKD**]
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### Author:  [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/9 "2001-07-17T17:16:49Z")
[sub]Posters who know my real last name will understand my flashbacks and twitching…[/sub]
No one likes you anyway, fart-face. Okay, who wants to hear a dirty joke?
Two horses fell in mud, only one came out.
I do SO get it! No, I’m not going to explain it to you. You don’t get it because you’re a BA-by.
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### Author:  [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/10 "2001-07-17T17:17:24Z")
If I had a dog that looked like you I’d shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.
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### Author:  [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/11 "2001-07-17T17:25:10Z")
You’re all a bunch of liars, you snot-heads. Liar, liar, pants on fire!
::sticks out tongue::
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### Author:  [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/12 "2001-07-17T17:29:27Z")
**BunnyGirl** , **FireUnderpantsBoobs** , why don’t you go trade Pokemon cards with the lunchroom ladies?
I’ve got my circle-circle-dot-dot cootie shot right here, anyway.
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/13 "2001-07-17T17:29:40Z")
You are _sooooooo_ immature.
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### Author:  [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/14 "2001-07-17T17:40:28Z")
You’re not the boss of me!
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### Author:  [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/15 "2001-07-17T17:46:44Z")
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### Author:  [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/16 "2001-07-17T17:52:03Z")
Your brain balanced on the edge of a razor blade would look like a pea rolling down a six lane highway!
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### Author:  [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/17 "2001-07-17T17:52:16Z")
I do NOT have cooties! The medicine my Doctor gave me cleared them up, and except for this rash, I’m fine!
Uh oh.
I mean…uhmmmmm…Hey, look! That kid’s wearing glasses! What a dork! Let’s make fun of HIM!
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### Author:  [@plasticbryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plasticbryan)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/18 "2001-07-17T18:05:50Z")
Of course I know the answer, but I’m not going to say it until you do, 'cause you don’t know the answer.
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### Author:  [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/19 "2001-07-17T18:17:48Z")
:: writing frantically in pink pen ::
Cranky,
I heard that Rosebud took you off the best friends list because you told Jester that she liked him and then she saw your Jewel brand cheesecurls and said “sick”
I hate her so much. Do you hate her? \_\_\_ yes \_\_\_ no
And BunnyGirl said that she got a bra. She’s such a liar.
kisses!
jarbaby
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### Author:  [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/20 "2001-07-17T18:28:16Z")
Me: My sister could beat your sister _any_ day!
friend: _So_
Me: So, so suck your toe, all the way to Mexico, when your there brush your hair, so, so suck your toe! ::Sticks out tongue::
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