# the SDMB takes a look inside a fourth grade argument
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 17, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813 "2001-07-17T16:18:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/21 "2001-07-17T18:33:19Z")
[HIJACK]
The chanteuse best known for “Foolish Games” and “Building a Mystery” has her own brand of cheese curls?
Sheesh. First singing, then poetry books, then acting, now snack foods. The woman’s taking over the world!
[/HIJACK]
Oh yeah? Well, so’s your old man!
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### Author:  [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/22 "2001-07-17T18:34:49Z")
Fiver’s a homo
oh you’re not?
too bad. I only go out with Homosapiens.
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### Author:  [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/23 "2001-07-17T18:39:37Z")
nah-ny-nah-ny-boo-boo
no one really loves you!
so _there_!!!
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### Author:  [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/24 "2001-07-17T18:39:37Z")
I know you are but what am I? 😛
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### Author:  [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/25 "2001-07-17T19:01:17Z")
I was gonna post a reply, but you guys are way too immature.
And DON’T call me four-eyes!!!
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### Author:  [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/26 "2001-07-17T19:01:41Z")
You all are a bunch of TINY TOONS!
You want to marry the teacher!
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### Author:  [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/27 "2001-07-17T19:09:27Z")
Hey Lady Juliet, your epidermis is showing!
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/28 "2001-07-17T19:12:00Z")
> [@](#):
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> And BunnyGirl said that she got a bra. She’s such a liar.
[sub]yah, I don’t think I needed one until like 6th grade or more. feh.[/sub]
Am not.
Where’d ya get the high waders at? Salvation Army? Pew! You stink!
:runs shouting: **jarbaby** cut the cheese!
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### Author:  [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/29 "2001-07-17T19:15:10Z")
Hey Fiver,
Everybody knows that “Building a Mystery” is by SARAH MCLACHLAN and not JEWEL.
DUH!!!
What a dummy.
:: stomps off to play with the COOL kids ::
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### Author:  [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/30 "2001-07-17T19:25:22Z")
> [@](#):
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> :: stomps off to play with the COOL kids ::
I doubt very seriously that the cool kids listen to Sarah Mclachilan.
If you do then you’re a dork.
(sorry, I am mostly a lurker here, but I figured I’d give it a try. )
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### Author:  [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/31 "2001-07-17T19:27:08Z")
Y…You mean **Rosebud** _doesn’t_ like me?
Well…I…I don’t CARE anyway! I mean, why would I CARE that she liked me! She’s just a GIRL after all, anyway!
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Y…you all are so ugly that you have to tie steaks around your neck, just so’s the dog’ll play with you! So there!
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Now you have doo-doo on you, so hah! You’re nothing but a doo-doo face, Miss doo-doo face! Why don’t you go play in doo-doo, doo-doo face!
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### Author:  [@Jera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jera)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/32 "2001-07-17T19:29:00Z")
I’m rubber and your glue!!
Everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!!
[sing song voice]
NA na na na na na!!!
[/sing song voice]
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### Author:  [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/33 "2001-07-17T19:30:52Z")
Does your face hurt, **scout1222**? Because it’s killing me!
[sub]Like there’s such a big difference between Jewel and Sarah McLachlan anyway…[/sub]
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### Author:  [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/34 "2001-07-17T19:54:26Z")
**jarbabyj** , is that my sparkly pink ink Justin Timberlake pen with the fluffy top in your desk?
You know I let you hold it yesterday when you told me you wanted to have 10,000 of his babies, but I didn’t mean you could _keep_ it.
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### Author:  [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/35 "2001-07-17T20:08:31Z")
Oh, **reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaally** mature, Jester. Who died and made _you_ boss of the world??
[sub]And I needed a bra in fourth grade. Girls mature physically and mentally much earlier than boys do. Nyah![/sub]
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### Author:  [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/36 "2001-07-17T20:10:13Z")
Hey, **Jester** , do you have holes in your underwear?
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/37 "2001-07-17T20:15:13Z")
:on the verge of tears:
I just got this PowerPuff girls t-shirt, **Jester** , you big doody-head, and now it’s ruined!
:runs at **Jester** , slapping furiously at him:
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### Author:  [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/38 "2001-07-17T20:15:17Z")
**screech-owl** :
> [@](#):
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> Oh, **reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaally** mature, Jester. Who died and made _you_ boss of the world??
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> [sub]And I needed a bra in fourth grade. Girls mature physically and mentally much earlier than boys do. Nyah![/sub]
I am sure this is true, because I’m 35 and still don’t need a bra.
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/39 "2001-07-17T20:21:30Z")
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I’m having a party and these are the invitations and they’re just for the cool kids and none of you are coming because all the cool kids are in the 5th grade and that’s who I’m inviting so you can just forget it because I’m not inviting any of you so there!!!
Unless you give me your dessert at lunch…
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### Author:  [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/40 "2001-07-17T20:47:55Z")
You think you’re so big! You’re not so big. I heard you call the teacher “Mommy” by mistake.
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