# the SDMB takes a look inside a fourth grade argument
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 17, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813 "2001-07-17T16:18:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/41 "2001-07-17T20:56:11Z")
HA! Ha! Ha! He cut you so low! What a burn!
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/42 "2001-07-17T21:39:17Z")
Sooooo Jester, are you PT?
NO? You’re not **potty-trained**???
Oh, wait, you ARE PT?
You’re a **pregnant teenager**???
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### Author:  [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/43 "2001-07-17T21:46:30Z")
Dear **jarbabyj** ,
I like you. Do you like me?
\_\_\_Yes \_\_\_No (Check one)
Do you want to be my girlfriend?
\_\_\_Yes \_\_\_No (Check one)
You can give this back to me during lunch.
**Tommy**
P.S. Don’t tell ANYBODY
[sub]OK so that’s not an arguement, but even in 4th Grade I was a lover, not a fighter[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/44 "2001-07-17T21:55:42Z")
:::nudging **BunnyGirl** :::
Pssst! Look! Look at **FairyChatMom’s** skirt! It’s stuck in the back of her tights!
NO! Don’t say anything! Let the _cooooool_ kids that she’s giving those invitations to see it! Heeeeeeheeheehee!
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/45 "2001-07-17T22:08:15Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Tommy the Cat \*
> Dear **jarbabyj**
>
> I like you. Do you like me?
Tommy likes a gir-rrl!
Tommy likes a **gir-rrl**!
TOMMY LIKES A GIR-RRL!
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### Author:  [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/46 "2001-07-17T22:32:52Z")
::Snatches **Tommy the Cat’s** note, shows it to _everybody_ ::
Tommy wants to marry jarbaby! Which is like totally stoopid because she kisses her n’sync poster goodnight every night before she goes to bed and everybody knows it.
::Revising best friends list, putting _extra_ heavy lines over Cranky and jarbaby. Considering boosting FairyChatMom to top of list, depending on whether or not an invitation to her party is forthcoming. Draws little heart around Jester’s name with _purple_ ink, 'cause pink is for babies.::
Hey, iampunha, wanna trade lunches?
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### Author:  [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/47 "2001-07-17T22:40:12Z")
Uh, check your _Tiger Beat_ magazine, **Rosebud**. Pink is the NEW purple.
And nice Barbie purse.
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/48 "2001-07-17T22:44:08Z")
Tommy and jarbaby sittin’ in a tree!
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Tommy with a ba-by carriage!
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### Author:  [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/49 "2001-07-17T23:03:09Z")
Hey, **katie** , at least my Barbie purse is better than your Little Mermaid backpack. All the cool kids stopped wearing Disney stuff back in the second grade.
And I just got a whole new set of gel pens and you can’t play with them. So _there_.
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### Author:  [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/50 "2001-07-17T23:26:02Z")
Don’t make me tell my mommy on you…
[sub]And no, that wasn’t me kissing little Billy Rogers behind the monkey bars…you’re all liars! [/sub]
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### Author:  [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/51 "2001-07-17T23:31:44Z")
:: whips out Saturday night special ::
Any one of you assholes even think about buggin’ me and gank you and your whole goddamn family!!
_Sorry, I live in Oakland. We have a different brand of nine year olds around these parts_
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### Author:  [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2001, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/52 "2001-07-18T00:02:52Z")
Oooooooh Jack Batty said a **bad** word!
Hey Jack
I hate to talk about your momma but she’s in my class
She’s got popcorn titties and a rubber ass.
She’s ninety-nine.
She’s Frankenstein.
She’s the fattest motherfucker on the welfare line.
[sup]We kids in the Boogie Down Bronx didn’t take no mess from nobody, gank or not.
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### Author:  [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2001, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/53 "2001-07-18T00:03:39Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Beadalin \*
> \*\*Hey Lady Juliet, your epidermis is showing! \*\*
::sticks out tongue:: That is sooooooo 3rd grade!
_Everyones’_ epidermis shows, stupid-head
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### Author:  [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2001, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/54 "2001-07-18T00:08:56Z")
shut up shut up shut up.
who are you talking to? me? I’m not listening. lalalalalalalalallalallalaal…boy, you must feel stupid talking to yourself.
:: grabbing Arden’s fist and making her punch her own chest::
why are you hitting yourself? huh? why are you hitting yourself?
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### Author:  [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/55 "2001-07-18T00:09:39Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Biggirl \*
> \*\*
> She’s the fattest motherfucker on the welfare line.
>
> \*\*
Potty mouth potty mouth potty mouth!
Stop breathing my air!
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### Author:  [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2001, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/56 "2001-07-18T00:16:52Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*
> Tommy likes a gir-rrl!
>
> Tommy likes a **gir-rrl**!
>
> TOMMY LIKES A GIR-RRL! \*\*
Nuh-uhhh! Take that back **iampunha** or…well…I’ll think of something.
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2001, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/57 "2001-07-18T00:19:19Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \*
> \*\*
> :: grabbing Arden’s fist and making her punch her own chest::
> \*\*
You’re just jealous 'cause I have something to punch!
::Slaps jarbaby on the back and leaves a “Kick Me” sign on it before running off::
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### Author:  [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2001, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/58 "2001-07-18T00:23:08Z")
::Notices that Turbo Dog and Biggirl are both wearing brand new white sneakers. Stamps on their feet, leaving footprints::
Nyah!
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### Author:  [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2001, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/59 "2001-07-18T00:24:40Z")
Hey **BunnyGirl**! Is that your head, or did your neck throw up?
[sup]Adummysayswhat.[/sup]
Adummysayswhat.
“What?”
Haha, you’re a dummy!
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### Author:  [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2001, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/60 "2001-07-18T00:41:34Z")
My daddy’s a lawyer and my mommy’s a cop.
When Rosebud gets home she’s gonna get a whuppin. Hey Turbo Dog, my daddy says we can make it a class action. We’re gonna get the whole _class_ on Rosebud!
P.S. My daddy says we got free speech, so it don’t cost me nothing to say KISS MY ASS!
Waitaminnit. Don’t tell the principal. Ssshhh! I didn’t say kiss my ass, I said kiss my pass. My hallway pass. Nooooo. I don’t want detention!
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