### Author:  [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/64 "2001-07-18T01:42:41Z")
:poking the air around **biggirl** :
I’m not touching you … I’m not touching you … I’m not touching you … I’m not Hey! **Owwwwwwww!**
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2001, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/65 "2001-07-18T12:39:06Z")
:links arms with **Persephone** :
Well, do-do-head, **Persephone** is my new best friend.
:whispers in **Pers’s ear** and they both giggle madly:
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2001, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/66 "2001-07-18T13:06:03Z")
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Here’s yours, and yours, and yours… Don’t tell the boys when it is - they’ll try to come and bring their cooties and ruin the whole thing!!!
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### Author:  [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/67 "2001-07-18T14:55:01Z")
That’s no fair delphica, picking on the kids in detention. We got enough here to do sneaking around the crawl-space, hooking up with the other detention kids and writing this stupid essay that the mean detention dean says we gotta write about “just who do we think we are.”
We’re gonna get the geek to write the essay. He’s gonna tell the mean detention dean who we really think we are: The League Of Justice!
[sub]I’m Wonder Woman.
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### Author:  [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/68 "2001-07-18T14:56:01Z")
Yeah, well, you deserved it anyway, **BunnyGirl**. Your shirt was stupid…Just like you! Hah! Stupid-brains!
[sub]Wanna meet me under the bleachers after school?[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2001, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/69 "2001-07-18T15:04:42Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by screech-owl \*
> \*\*Oh, **reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaally** mature, Jester. Who died and made _you_ boss of the world??
>
> [sub]And I needed a bra in fourth grade. Girls mature physically and mentally much earlier than boys do. Nyah![/sub] \*\*
Yo…Your MOM, that’s who!
And **FireUnderpantsBoobs** , at least I WEAR underwear. You probably can’t even afford it, so hah!
Hey **punha** , go take a long walk off a short pier, doofus.
I’m the king of the playground! Get off my monkey bars!
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Serves you right, trespasser!
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/70 "2001-07-18T16:15:56Z")
> [@](#):
>
> Wanna meet me under the bleachers after school?
I can’t. My mom is picking me up to take us to Chuck E. Cheese for my brother’s birthday.
Besides, I thought **jarbaby** was your giiiiirrrrl-friend.
:sing-song:
**Jester’s** got a girlfriend! **Jester’s** got a girlfriend!
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### Author:  [@mongrel\_8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mongrel_8)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/71 "2001-07-18T16:19:03Z")
**JABBERWOCKY HEADS!
BOONDAGGERS!**
(my 4th grade nephew actually called me this last week.)
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### Author:  [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/72 "2001-07-18T20:23:01Z")
[mimicing Mongrel\_8]
Jabberwockyheads! Boondaggers!
I don’t shut up, I grow up. And when I look at you I throw up.
Hey **jarbaby** , look down your shirt and spell “attic”.
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2001, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/73 "2001-07-18T22:21:21Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Rosebud \*
> Hey, iampunha, wanna trade lunches?
Oh man. Flashback.
Fourth grade was . . . :is going to age the entire thread:: '90 to '91. At that point I was still in relative poverty, and my lunch consisted of an orange (the cheap kind with the thin peel), a butter sandwich (or, if I was lucky, a butter sandwich with cheese) and a generic cookie (the kind I could now eat in a bite) or two.
There’s a reason I refer to grade school as Hell, Part 1.
If you really want to trade THAT, I fear for what you’ll have:)
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2001, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/74 "2001-07-18T22:28:20Z")
I fear this post will be my last in this thread, folks. This is all bringing back waaaay too many memories. See my previous post for why that isn’t a good thing.
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### Author:  [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2001, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/75 "2001-07-18T23:13:54Z")
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Am I bugging you…I’m not touching you!!!
Even Jesus doesn’t love you!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!!
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### Author:  [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2001, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/76 "2001-07-19T02:28:37Z")
ERASER FIGHT!
::runs up to the chalk board, grabs all the erasers, and starts randomly throwing them at people in the room::
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### Author:  [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/77 "2001-07-19T03:41:30Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Jester \*
> And **FireUnderpantsBoobs** , at least I WEAR underwear. You probably can’t even afford it, so hah!
Um, okay, except _not_! Just check out my name, boogerface! Anyway, you never answered my question: **do you have holes in your underwear?**
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### Author:  [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2001, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/78 "2001-07-19T14:03:25Z")
[snidely] “Hey, nice clothes! My family used to get me clothes like that. Then my dad got a job!”
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### Author:  [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2001, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/79 "2001-07-19T14:44:00Z")
**jarbabyj** is NOT my girlfriend! I don’t HAVE girlfriends! I’m never gonna get married, cuz girls are STOOPID! [sub]And I never liked you anyway, I just wanted to see if you’d say yes, so’s I could make fun of you. \[/sub]
And **FireUnderpantsBoobs** , I thought that your name was a list of all the things that you DIDN’T have! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh…come back from THAT one!
And as for my underwear, the only holes in it are for me to put my legs through, and the fly. And my waist, of course. So nyah!
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### Author:  [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2001, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/80 "2001-07-19T16:38:01Z")
You do so have a girlfriend. That’s so _gay_.
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