# the SDMB takes a look inside a fourth grade argument
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 17, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813 "2001-07-17T16:18:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 5
### Author:  [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/81 "2001-07-20T01:51:30Z")
The Addams Family started
When Uncle **Jester** farted
They all became retarded
The Addams Family!
[sub]I sincerely apologise for the use of the word “retarded.” I do not think that word should _ever_ be used as an insult. I couldn’t think of anything else to rhyme. I’m sorry.[/sub]
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### Author:  [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2001, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/82 "2001-07-20T02:12:05Z")
You’re all gay! You’re all gay little gaylords, you, you gay people!
[sub]what?[/sub]
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### Author:  [@PicklePea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PicklePea)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2001, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/83 "2001-07-20T03:14:30Z")
Rosebud only carries around that _stupid_ list because she knows nobody likes her. Besides, **Arden Ranger** told me that **Tommy the Cat** said he heard **jarbabyj** telling **Lady Juliet** that she saw Rosebud kiss her own _brother_…on the _lips_! EEEEEEeeeeewwwwwww!!! Oh yeah, and one day I snuck over to Rosebud’s desk during recess and looked at her list…I’m on it but _you’re_ not!
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### Author:  [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2001, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/84 "2001-07-21T01:09:12Z")
…I’m dobbing on you! And you aren’t invited to my party anymore.
We don’t want you in our group cuz you’re not cool enough, so there.
My dad is a cop and he can beat up your dad so you better not be mean to me.
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### Author:  [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/85 "2001-07-21T02:29:49Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \*
> \*\*You’re all gay! You’re all gay little gaylords, you, you gay people!
> \*\*
That just means we’re _happy_, doofus!
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### Author:  [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/86 "2001-07-21T03:11:25Z")
Haha, **Lady Juliet** is happy that she’s gay!
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### Author:  [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2001, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/87 "2001-07-21T03:59:28Z")
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Stoopid fourth-graders. Babies.
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### Author:  [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2001, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/88 "2001-07-21T04:28:51Z")
Shows what \*you[/] know, **PicklePea**. You’re no longer on my list 'cause mine was the only name you didn’t put in boldface-- that is like, sooooooooo lame. But I don’t care. I got _lots_ of friends. By the way, what’s that on your shirt?
::flicks **PicklePea** on the nose::
HA ha!
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### Author:  [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2001, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/89 "2001-07-21T06:16:36Z")
**PicklePea** is a boogernosed poop-face!
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### Author:  [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2001, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/90 "2001-07-21T06:25:40Z")
Anyone wanna Hertz Donut?
:👊:
Hurts, don’t it?
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### Author:  [@Billy\_Rubin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Rubin)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2001, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/91 "2001-07-21T11:42:42Z")
[raises hand with two fingers pointing up]I gotta go to the washroom! [/raises hand with two fingers pointing up]
b,
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### Author:  [@Billy\_Rubin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Rubin)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2001, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/92 "2001-07-21T11:43:52Z")
[wiggles in seat]Nevermind[/wiggles in seat]
b.
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### Author:  [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2001, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/93 "2001-07-21T15:33:21Z")
If you all don’t start acting nice with me, I’m going to tell my mommy. Sure I will. Then you’ll all be sorry when I’ll go tell my mommy.
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### Author:  [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2001, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/94 "2001-07-21T18:39:36Z")
{singing}I got McDOOOONalds
And you ain’t gOOOt none.
'Cause your dad’s on Weeelfare
And he’s an alcohooooolic.{/singing}
Stupid girls. Point at your head and say the abreviation for “mountain”.
Y’all are the reason why animals eat their young.
You stupid pansies prolly don’t even like G.I.Joe.
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### Author:  [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2001, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/95 "2001-07-21T18:47:40Z")
I’m rubber and you’re glue, anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to YOU times a MILLION INFINITY!!!
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### Author:  [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/96 "2001-07-21T20:39:43Z")
Hey **Roseud,** did ya get the letter I sent ya?
No?
That’s because I forgot to **stamp** it!
::smashes down her foot on top of Rosebud’s shoe::
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### Author:  [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/97 "2001-07-22T03:37:32Z")
(Shrinking from the chaos, feeling a migraine coming on, starting to shake, raising a trembling hand…)
May I please be excused? I need to throw up.
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### Author:  [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2001, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/98 "2001-07-22T11:56:04Z")
Hey, **Sealemon88** , what’s that on your shirt?
_:: waits for **Sealemon** to look down, then flicks his finger up ::_
Gotcha!
And **Biggirl** , you’re so stupid you think a couch potato is something to eat!
Hahahaha!
_:: runs away and hides behind the bike rack ::_
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### Author:  [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2001, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/99 "2001-07-22T13:37:39Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by FireUnderpantsBoobs \*
> \*\*Haha, **Lady Juliet** is happy that she’s gay! \*\*
Hey!!! You’re mean!
:runs up to everyone in the playground whispering in their ears:
[sub] **FireUnderPantsBoobs** pooped in his pants in class yesterday! Pass it around!\*\*[/sub]
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### Author:  [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/100 "2001-07-22T16:10:53Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Lady Juliet \*
> **FireUnderPantsBoobs** pooped in his pants in class yesterday! Pass it around!
Nuh-uh! Did not!
I only peed, and that was because teacher wouldn’t let me have the bathroom pass. It’s not my fault!
[sub]P.S. I’m a girl, buttface![/sub]
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