# the SDMB takes a look inside a fourth grade argument
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 17, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813 "2001-07-17T16:18:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 3
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### Author:  [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2001, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/101 "2001-07-22T19:27:31Z")
“Say I, then spell CUP.”
“I see you pee.”
“Ahhh-haha! You queerbait! You like to watch people pee!”
“You’re dead off the bus.”
(Translation: I’m gonna kick your ass when we get off this here school bus)
I’m a big guy, and always have been, but I never learned to fight back and therefore got my ass kicked a lot in elementary school. And people wonder why I don’t pine for my childhood…
On a more positive note: this thread reminded me that I once **successfully** impressed some girls in 3rd grade by creating a substitution (or maybe a symbol) cypher for them to use in the notes they passed back and forth. And in 7th grade I impressed some “cool” girls by programming my Radio Shack pocket computer to display rude things about another girl they didn’t like. I was **such a dork** , yet it occasionally paid off. Go figure.
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### Author:  [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/102 "2001-07-22T20:46:26Z")
Hey, **Kallessa** , did you see Soap last night?
No?
Ha ha, **Kallessa** didn’t take a baaaaaaaaaaaath!!!
[sub]This will only make sense to those of us who remember when _Soap_ was actually still in production![/sub]
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### Author:  [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2001, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-takes-a-look-inside-a-fourth-grade-argument/72813/103 "2001-07-22T23:28:43Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by FireUnderpantsBoobs \*
> P.S. I’m a girl, buttface!
Oops. :o Sorry about that.
In that case, want to start a “Sweet Valley High” Club?
We can be the presidents!!!
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