# The SDMB user motto thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 11, 2004, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895 "2004-01-11T00:51:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/1 "2004-01-11T00:51:49Z")
The title is pretty much explanatory. Come up with mottos for any posters you want. Ilsa\_Lund: He really, really likes Ingrid Berman! ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/2 "2004-01-11T00:53:06Z")
Ilsa\_Lund: He also kind of likes Ingrid Bergman, too. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/3 "2004-01-11T00:54:55Z")
This is a fine idea for a thread. Can we do ourselves? (I’ll do me later) **Q.E.D.** : A question answered is a doper pleased. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/4 "2004-01-11T00:57:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > **This is a fine idea for a thread. Can we do ourselves? (I’ll do me later)** Sure, why not. Gadfly: Pit threads will no longer be written in webdings. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/5 "2004-01-11T01:47:29Z")
Weirddave: It’s not the Weird I mind so much as the Dave. Sauron: One Ring to rule them all… damned liberals. Johnny LA: A fry ship in five minutes or the next one’s free. SPOOFE: Stop talking to yourself in the third person, dammit! ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/6 "2004-01-11T02:06:59Z")
**Scylla** : when a story is told well, the whole Dope is well! ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/7 "2004-01-11T02:21:22Z")
**lieu** - A toilet by any other name would still smell. **Cecil Adams** - The sharpest tool in the shed. **Lynn Bodini** - Kills trolls dead. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/8 "2004-01-11T02:25:57Z")
Can I do something really annoying?? > [@](#): > > mot·to > n. pl. mot·toes or mot·tos > A brief statement used to express a principle, goal, or ideal. See Synonyms at saying. > A sentence, phrase, or word of appropriate character inscribed on or attached to an object. > A maxim adopted as a guide to one’s conduct. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/9 "2004-01-11T02:30:05Z")
**Coldfire** : Modding is a dish best served cold - on fire. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/10 "2004-01-11T03:35:02Z")
**Lobsang** - something really annoying Sorry couldn’t resist… **DeVena** - Sarcasm: Just one more service I offer ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/11 "2004-01-11T03:52:17Z")
**tunabreath** - I brushed my teeth! Honest! **Aesiron** - I have no UPN access. ☹ **VivaLosTwages** - It was _Antonia!_ **vanilla** - I like chocolate. 🙂 **Siege** - It really is a way of life. And, I have a hot tub. (wink, wink) **NoClueBoy** - Howdy, y’all. Do you like Star Trek? :dubious: **Tars Tarkus** - That’s it! I’m outta here! **Angua** - Keep watching the skies! **Quadop the Mercotan** - Yes, an MD can be a LotR geek. **steelerphan** - Go, Steelers! **Polycarp** - Go, and steal no more. 😃 **carnivorousplant** - FEED ME! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/12 "2004-01-11T05:36:44Z")
This is like the anti-sig line thread… I’m SAD! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/13 "2004-01-11T05:38:57Z")
**Horseflesh** : I am not cow… I am horse. I’m so very bad at this… ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/14 "2004-01-11T05:54:34Z")
**SanguineSpider** : She’s so very bad at this. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/15 "2004-01-11T05:59:34Z")
**GMRyujin** : Stater of the obvious! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/16 "2004-01-11T06:02:17Z")
**Lobsang** Makes an ass out of you and me. ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/17 "2004-01-11T06:03:48Z")
**Master Wang Ka** : making sides ache from laughter since 2003 **EddyTeddyFreddy** : Its all about the horses! **twickster** : The reigning queen of mindless, pointless threads. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/18 "2004-01-11T06:06:12Z")
**Lobsang** ’s the king of the _wooooooooorld_! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/19 "2004-01-11T06:07:24Z")
1484 people… 1484!! ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/20 "2004-01-11T06:25:23Z")
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