# The SDMB user motto thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 11, 2004, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895 "2004-01-11T00:51:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/21 "2004-01-11T06:25:35Z")

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Wow, the most people I ever did in one night was 3. I’m humbled…

**SanguineSpider** – Sharp stinger, sharper tongue.

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/22 "2004-01-11T06:32:57Z")

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**SanguineSpider** : She’s sleepy. _YAWN_

**Ilsa\_Lund** : Artist of the ASCII! He rocks the SDMB!  
**Gadfly** … I’m as amazed as you are! Me? I inspire? Whoa…

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/23 "2004-01-11T06:33:06Z")

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**tarragon918** : Give me some Trip!!!

**NoClueBoy** : I got Goo!

**vivalostwages** : Which way to the casino?

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**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/24 "2004-01-11T07:09:14Z")

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**Kurdt Kobain** : You’re all against me! You all hate me!

oo that ones gonna come back to haunt me

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/25 "2004-01-11T07:14:47Z")

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**Krisfer the Cat** - she who says what we’re all thinking!

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**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/26 "2004-01-11T07:31:13Z")

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**Krisfer the Cat** : perfecting the fine art of typing with a paw in the mouth

rear paw that is

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/27 "2004-01-11T07:39:52Z")

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**GMRyujin** : Nothing to see here, move along.

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/28 "2004-01-11T07:52:46Z")

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**Horseflesh** - Given a choice, I’d rather be me.

**vivalostwages** - The definitive authority on losing your ass.

**Krisfer the Cat** - One life down, eight to go.

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/29 "2004-01-11T13:27:49Z")

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**auntie em** - No, I _still_ don’t know what happened to that missing co-worker!

**Horseflesh** - The bastids cut me out of the movie!

**sperfur** and **withaK** - We can’t count the pepperoni slices anymore.

**pepperlandgirl** - Spike. No, really–just Spike. Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Wonderful Spike, Lovely Spike!

**lno** - Stupid eyes.

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**Author:** ![Loneraven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c0e974/32.png) [@Loneraven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loneraven)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/30 "2004-01-11T14:51:27Z")

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**SkipMagic** : Still lost in **auntie em** ’s coochie.

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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/31 "2004-01-11T15:06:05Z")

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I need a good motto.

**Polycarp** : Yea, behold the many fish of our Lord.

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/32 "2004-01-11T15:44:43Z")

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**Fenris** - He’s not Scylla. Really.

**Lobsang** - Who else do you know who comes from the Isle of Man?

**manhattan** - He used to be the fucking hall monitor.

**Reeder** - King of backfiring Bush-bashing rants.

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/33 "2004-01-11T20:36:51Z")

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**SkipMagic** - Now living with more ghosts per square foot than any other Doper.

**Gadfly** - Bigger, Better, Faster, More!

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/34 "2004-01-11T20:44:50Z")

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**withaK** - born to lurk

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**Author:** ![sleeping](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@sleeping](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleeping)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/35 "2004-01-11T20:52:53Z")

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**Horseflesh** - The other white meat.

**Gadfly** - He’s _not_ in your soup.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/36 "2004-01-11T20:57:32Z")

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**Michael Ellis** Because _somebody_ has to be incredibly silly.

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**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/37 "2004-01-11T21:34:19Z")

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**Johnny LA** They named a city after me

**Caught@Work** I don’t regulary gleen from websites. And my demotovationals are 100% original.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/38 "2004-01-11T22:00:40Z")

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\*\*Shirley Ujest \*\*: more babbling than a brook.

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/39 "2004-01-11T22:44:13Z")

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**withaK** : I de-lurk for pepperoni

**SkipMagic** : For that magical Skippyness in all of us

**Horseflesh** : I’m your boogyman, that’s what I am…

**enderw24** : For the last time, I am _not_ going to sniff **SkipMagic’s** butt!

**misstee** : Virtual Parties R Us

**Wikkit** : Designated driver for drunk dopers since 2003

**auntie em** : Official loser of coworkers of the SDMB

**Erika** : Who says math majors don’t dance?

**Baker** : I brought cookies!

**Mirror Image egamI rorriM** : I love the zoo, dammit!

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/40 "2004-01-11T23:31:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \*  
> \*\ ***Lobsang** - Who else do you know who comes from the Isle of Man?  
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**green\_dragon**. Although he doesn’t post much.  
(no I don’t know him personally. Not that I am aware of anyway)

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