# The SDMB user motto thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 11, 2004, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895 "2004-01-11T00:51:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2004, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/61 "2004-01-15T03:04:31Z")
> [@Sensualips](#): > > Gadfly: def; a person who stimulates or annoys especially by persistent criticism This Gadfly’s stimulating!! Annoying, but stimulating. Huh, that seems to fit. Your motto came of eating M&Ms and listening to Massive Attack. E-he-heenyway… Question: Bongwater has the right to children. ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2004, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/62 "2004-01-15T04:48:43Z")
Andrew T - Imaginitive User Names R Us ! ---
**Author:** ![auntnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@auntnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntnut)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2004, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/63 "2004-01-15T05:09:32Z")
**Auntnut** The evil mom…who still waits… …in a van…down by the river. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2004, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/64 "2004-01-15T05:40:26Z")
**Gadfly…** “They’re in everybody’s eggs!” --The Firesign Theater ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2004, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/65 "2004-01-15T06:09:59Z")
**sturmhauke** - He’s not German, he just plays one on the Internet. **Chronos** - He waits for no man. **iampuhna** - Well, he is, after all. **Fenris** - Please don’t feed your hand to the ravenous Norse wolf. **Lynn Bodoni** - Casts “Transmute Troll to Spumoni”. **manhattan** - Still irate at being sold (or rented, as the case may be) for a bunch of pretty shells. **Yeticus Rex** - King of Foul Mouthed Snowmen. **Qadgop the Mercotan** - Making space travel more dangerous since April 2000. **Eowyn the Mercotan** - Spawn of Qadgop. Coming soon to a theater near you. **pepperlandgirl** - Petitioning Spike TV to actually show Spike. **Podkayne** - Chrissy still hates her. **available light** - Is not available. Please don’t leave a message after the tone, or sturmhauke will come after you. ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2004, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/66 "2004-01-15T08:25:44Z")
**Lobsang** - always an entertaining MPSIMS OP. **Gadfly** - kinda like **Lobsang** but with compound eyes. **Ilsa\_Lund** - smiley volcanos will be much easier now what with [center] tags and the webding M character. 😉 Ah what the hey… **cityboy916** - truth be told, he is a fish out of water here in the sticks. ---
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2004, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/67 "2004-01-15T21:03:15Z")
from earlier in this thread **Lobsang** : “I’ll do me soon.” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2004, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/68 "2004-01-15T22:22:22Z")
**Giraffe** - He ate the Sandwich !!! ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2004, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/69 "2004-01-16T07:40:46Z")
**NurseCarmen** - the guy who is neither nurse nor carmen. **EddyTeddyFreddy** - 27 lifes between them and they issue death prediction while saving horse’s lifes. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2004, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/70 "2004-01-16T12:00:59Z")
**Eve** : Celluloid Heroes Never Really Die… Until She Says So ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2004, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/71 "2004-01-16T15:51:43Z")
**Horseflesh** : And you thought it was veal… **Eve** : A day ahead of everyone else. **Misstee** : Daughter of Mr. T **Diogenes the Cynic** : _Still_ hasn’t found an honest man. **Sanguine Spider** : Eight arms and attitude to kick yo’ ass. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2004, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/72 "2004-01-16T16:59:18Z")
**lieu** : A man no one will stand behind. **NoClueBoy** : Clueless and loving it! **Gorgon Heap:** Hercules’ dirtiest task. **Aldebaran:** It’s the Americans’ fault! **Hamlet:** Taking smack talk to the next level! **Bongwater:** Not just for drinking anymore. **CrazyCatLady:** Get out of my yard! **Uncle Beer:** Thanks, I’ll have another. **Czarcasm:** Yeah, right. …and **Steelerphan:** Anyone but the Ravens! ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/73 "2004-01-17T02:09:31Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > **Giraffe** - He ate the Sandwich !!! Damn right. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/74 "2004-01-17T02:42:11Z")
**Horseflesh** - He’s only wah-fer thin! ---
**Author:** ![Hot\_Buttered\_Toast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b38774/32.png) [@Hot\_Buttered\_Toast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hot_Buttered_Toast)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895/75 "2004-01-17T14:43:03Z")
**Hot Buttered Toast** : Evil, yet toasted to perfection. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-user-motto-thread/223895.md?page=3)