# The SDMB Virtual Marriage Booth. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940 "2000-12-31T21:55:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/201 "2001-01-04T19:17:49Z")
The Caracara sounds good, that would be a lifer,but we are in the heart of the summer breeding range of the Burrowing Owl, however I will take any opportunity to look at them, cause the critters are cute. I guess I should tell you my Cooper’s Hawk story…(Yeah I can hear them say take it to email 😉 ) Keith ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/202 "2001-01-04T19:33:42Z")
Too bad my e-mail’s out of commission for now. And these are _Florida_ Burrowing Owls (living at the Miami Airport, for goodness sakes!). Not to mention the rehab Center now has a [Short-tailed Hawk - bottom row, #5](http://www.adoptabird.org). And there are a couple dozen breeding Whoopers not too far from my house (about a half-hour drive). Once I get the e-mail up again, we can compare life lists. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/203 "2001-01-04T20:59:31Z")
How Ironic… Both my real life and online crush **Crunchy Frog** turn into sluts. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/204 "2001-01-04T22:25:08Z")
Marry me, A\_R? Now I’m asking . . . I only hope you accept. Things tend to get a lot more fun and interesting if you’re married to someone;) ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/205 "2001-01-04T22:34:20Z")
Well, _one_ of us is cognizant of what he has and isn’t resting on his laurels.😉 ::slap:: **Crunchy** , its like putting a black velvet Elvis playing cards with the Budweiser frogs painting over the mantel when you’ve a Vermeer sitting there!!! ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/206 "2001-01-04T22:39:15Z")
Am I married to all the people who I’m married to are married to? That last sentence makes sense, read it again. If not, then, will everyone marry me? Seriously, I love you all! ---
**Author:** ![sulawesi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@sulawesi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sulawesi)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/207 "2001-01-04T22:53:16Z")
::Gets down on knee:: **DigitalMuse** , **hypergirl** , **ssskuggiii** , will you virtually marry my unworthy self? ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/208 "2001-01-05T00:35:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by StephenG \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Welfy \* > > \*\ ***StephenG** , I accept your proposal. \*\* > > Woohoo! Thank you, **Welfy** , and thank you, **AngelD112**. > > May I kiss the bride? \*\* Okay…but only if you brushed your teeth first. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/209 "2001-01-05T00:39:41Z")
Ooh! I’m first, that makes me alpha virtuall wife. Of course I will marry you, Pet Puppy. We are married IRL (unless we’re divorced), so I guess I can add you onto my list twice. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/210 "2001-01-05T00:53:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Marry me, A\_R? Now I’m asking . . . I only hope you accept. Things tend to get a lot more fun and interesting if you’re married to someone;) \*\* Why, Punha, I’m stunned. Shocked, I say. Why, you could knock me over with a feather… although I could think of a few other things to do with a feather… Oh! You’re waiting on me, aren’t you? 😉 I’d love to marry you, Punha. I so adore younger men. ---
**Author:** ![weyrdchic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@weyrdchic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/weyrdchic)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/211 "2001-01-05T01:22:41Z")
If any of you remember me-and most of you don’t, I’m sure, unless you know me IRL ^\_^-I’m Kim/weyrdchic, and hypergirl has proposed to me. And I accept. ::grins:: Just to add one more on her list. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/212 "2001-01-05T02:42:26Z")
How about this Kim…I’ll marry you, in a minute. So there. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/213 "2001-01-05T02:46:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Welfy \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by StephenG \* > > May I kiss the bride? \*\* > > Okay…but only if you brushed your teeth first. \*\* Of course! I’m almost offended… ::kisses the beauteous **Welf** :: (better description in a private message ;)) ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/214 "2001-01-05T02:54:39Z")
Yes, Matt I’ll virtually marry you!!! ::throws arms around him:: But isn’t this me double marrying you, since I’m married to you already:) ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/215 "2001-01-05T02:57:12Z")
I won’t be aplha wife??? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/216 "2001-01-05T03:05:11Z")
I beat you to it. But if you would consent to virtually marry me, then I might consider relinquishing alpha wife status. It’s all up to you. ---
**Author:** ![sulawesi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@sulawesi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sulawesi)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/217 "2001-01-05T03:14:12Z")
So then I’m now officially married to **DigitalMuse** and **hypergirl**. :D:D:D Are we going to have us a honeymoon this time? ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/218 "2001-01-05T03:19:15Z")
sure, i guess, as long as i can be alpha wife ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/219 "2001-01-05T03:57:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zero Hero \* > \*\*::Gets down on knee:: > > **DigitalMuse** , **hypergirl** , **ssskuggiii** , will you virtually marry my unworthy self? \*\* ::walks in fashionably late to see hypergirl and digitalmuse arguing over who is alphawife:: Yes, Matt, I’ll marry you, but only if you don’t mind that I’ve got other husbands and wifes to tend to in addition to you. 😉 And I don’t need to be alphawife in this marriage, because I can be the ultimate alphawife in other ones. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/220 "2001-01-05T04:21:39Z")
Ok, I’ve got to formally propose to a couple more people… \*Tymp, will you marry me? Any man who starts a thread discussing pleats in pants is desireable for the randomness factor in him. 😉 \*Zenster, will you marry me? I never realized how memorable that silly ramen noodle quote was until you named a recipe after me based on it. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=12)