# The SDMB Virtual Marriage Booth. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940 "2000-12-31T21:55:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/221 "2001-01-05T04:37:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*…\*Zenster, will you marry me? I never realized how memorable that silly ramen noodle quote was until you named a recipe after me based on it. 😃 \*\* Although I’m a piss poor online flirt I can only be honored by such sweet sentiment. Thanks **ssskuggiii** , you’re too kind. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/222 "2001-01-05T04:42:07Z")
So, is that a yes, or what? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![sulawesi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@sulawesi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sulawesi)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/223 "2001-01-05T05:20:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > **Yes, Matt, I’ll marry you** Cool. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/224 "2001-01-05T14:57:09Z")
Ah, sweet **ssskuggiii**! I am flattered. Beyond flattered, in fact, to think that you would find my trousers to be of such interest and intrigue as to warrant this most gracious proposal. To think that I might find a place at you side and in your bed among the ranks of **Zenster, Corvus, Hypergirl, Iampunha, Monster104, Nocturne, Sanibelman Sk8rixtx,** and **Zero Hero** is near unthinkable and beyond my bravest dreams. . . But I wonder . . . With all your ample attentions and affections delivered among your many adoring mates, could I ever find all the time that I require to bask in the light of your beauty and revel in the knowledge that I am yours and you mine? No, I think it best not to take vows that would bind you to me while I question my power and right to hold you. Rather, if you will have me, I will be first among your favorite courtesans – available at a moment’s notice to serve every whim, dream or desire without demand of your visions, ambitions or vowed affections. Thus shall I best serve – Virtual Courtesan of the SDMB as first commissioned by my dearest **ssskuggiii**. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/225 "2001-01-05T18:11:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*although I could think of a few other things to do with a feather… > > Oh! You’re waiting on me, aren’t you? 😉 > > I’d love to marry you, Punha. I so adore younger men. \*\* ::punha brings his trusty giant feather out from behind him and starts to chase A\_R with it, sensing she’s not running that hard. He gently tackles her and starts ticking her with . . . :: BTW, how old are you? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/226 "2001-01-05T18:20:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > BTW, how old are you? \*\* Tsk. You _never_ ask that! Now I shall be forced to tickle you with ze feather! I’m old enough to wear you out, rock your little world, and possibly hurt you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/227 "2001-01-05T19:26:31Z")
Say, I am doing my taxes, and I just wondered if my marriages to Eutychus55, iampunha, evilbeth and Persephone entitle me to any special tax exemptions? Scotti (feverishly thumbing through her tax manual) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/228 "2001-01-05T19:38:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*I’m old enough to wear you out, rock your little world, and possibly hurt you. 😉 \*\* Oh dear. Please don’t hurt me. That would not be very nice:( So how old are you again? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/229 "2001-01-05T19:41:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\*Say, I am doing my taxes, and I just wondered if my marriages to Eutychus55, iampunha, evilbeth and Persephone entitle me to any special tax exemptions? > > Scotti (feverishly thumbing through her tax manual) \*\* Yes. You get a tax exemption of (I think) $2,500 for having four kids. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/230 "2001-01-05T20:26:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > > \*\*I’m old enough to wear you out, rock your little world, and possibly hurt you. 😉 \*\* > > Oh dear. Please don’t hurt me. That would not be very nice:( > > So how old are you again? \*\* It would be hurt in a good way. 😃 Relax, you’ll love it. Ask DW 😉 :: pointedly ignoring the age question :: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/231 "2001-01-05T20:31:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*It would be hurt in a good way. 😃 Relax, you’ll love it. Ask DW 😉 > > :: pointedly ignoring the age question :: \*\* Hmm . . . well, as they say, sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me! So how old are you again? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/232 "2001-01-05T21:30:43Z")
Thinksnow, I was going to propose to all the people in that pic of yours . . . I don’t much care which one you are:) ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/233 "2001-01-05T21:56:43Z")
Okaaay, and **blessedwolf** blindsided me, bypassing this thread and proposing to me [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=53920). Sounds good. **Odieman** , do you mind? Hey wait, you never actually asked… ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/234 "2001-01-06T00:16:40Z")
:sigh: be a gentleman and look what happens, what ever you think is the best Screech, but remember I will be the one whos eyes won’t glaze over when you talk about your latest sighting or your latest theatrical effort. Remember if you are interested I would be honoured to be virtually married to you. Your Humble Servant Keith ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/235 "2001-01-06T00:45:11Z")
Weyrdchic…you’re minute is up, we’re married. Zero Hero…the honeymoon is fin with me, but I don’t think your girlfriend would be thrilled (or my boyfriend for that matter) DigitalMuse…I still haven’t heard you say you’ll marry me. Come on, you know you want to. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/236 "2001-01-06T00:47:28Z")
Your, not you’re. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/237 "2001-01-06T01:59:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > Yes. You get a tax exemption of (I think) $2,500 for having four kids. \*\* Oh, now THAT was a low blow. And here I thought you loved me? Scotti (slinking out of the room, leaning on her cane) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/238 "2001-01-06T03:03:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\*Oh, now THAT was a low blow. And here I thought you loved me? > \*\* And I do! I didn’t mean you were old, and if I were to say that it would not be as an insult. I meant it as a joke, inasmuch as sometimes spouses can act like children. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/239 "2001-01-06T03:43:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > Hmm . . . well, as they say, sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me! > > So how old are you again? \*\* Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it over and over and over again 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/240 "2001-01-06T04:10:18Z")
Well, as a suprise Chef and I are running off to our honeymoon right now. I popped the question in another thread and he accepted!!! Now, just waiting on dpr. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=13)