# The SDMB Virtual Marriage Booth. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940 "2000-12-31T21:55:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/241 "2001-01-06T04:44:00Z")
WooHoo! dpr accepted! ::hangs do not disturb sign on the door:: ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/242 "2001-01-06T15:56:02Z")
:::thwaps iampunha on the head with her teddy bear::: ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/243 "2001-01-06T16:03:25Z")
Just for the record, I would never treat my three wives as children. And they are all three still young, beautiful, and sexy, and always be, in my book. [Edited by Eutychus55 on 01-06-2001 at 10:10 AM] ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/244 "2001-01-06T16:21:04Z")
Look at this, I go away for a few days and you all forget about me. Not even one mention of my name. \< pouts \> Okay, I’m over it. How’s all that honeymooning going? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/245 "2001-01-06T16:47:51Z")
Awwww, Euty, you’re so sweeeeeeeeeeeeet! Now, what would you like for dinner? Let’s see, I’ve got…hm. I’ve got a can of Chef Boyardee spaghetti, and a can of crinkle-sliced carrots. Oh wait, there’s a couple of packages of instant oatmeal too. Maybe I should go grocery shopping? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/246 "2001-01-06T16:53:07Z")
Got any Jello? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/247 "2001-01-06T17:01:11Z")
I just checked, and I’ve got one box of black cherry, and one box of strawberry-kiwi. Will that work? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/248 "2001-01-06T17:06:31Z")
For what I have in mind? Better go shopping … Or maybe vanilla pudding. That might be interesting … ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/249 "2001-01-07T03:51:37Z")
I have vanilla pudding, and chocolate if you want. I think I’ll open up a sex toys store with a special food section. Good idea? ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/250 "2001-01-07T04:50:44Z")
It’s a very good idea. One question though… Edible underwear, Food or Clothing Isle? ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/251 "2001-01-07T04:57:36Z")
You know what’s scary about this thread? It’s like heroin, You can’t get enough spouses. I need another hit! I’ll do anything! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/252 "2001-01-07T05:16:57Z")
_opens thread for first time, reads it, shrugs_ ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/253 "2001-01-07T05:32:14Z")
Corvus, my sweet. Its been a long time, where have you been? In my store, we have all types of sex items…clothing, food, lingerie, toys. Name it, we have it. ( I’ve got some cherries, and whipped cream. I’ve got some grapes too, for later. ) ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/254 "2001-01-07T05:47:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*Corvus, my sweet. Its been a long time, where have you been? > In my store, we have all types of sex items…clothing, food, lingerie, toys. Name it, we have it. > > ( I’ve got some cherries, and whipped cream. I’ve got some grapes too, for later. ) \*\* Alas, I would’ve been around more, but school has started up again… But now that I’m here, cherreis and whipped cream sounds like fun 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/255 "2001-01-07T15:59:24Z")
School, such a terrible institution. All in all, I enjoy school, but it takes me so far away from my husbands and playthings. :: feeds grapes to Corvus :: There you are, darling. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/256 "2001-01-07T16:11:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*School, such a terrible institution. All in all, I enjoy school, but it takes me so far away from my husbands and playthings. :: feeds grapes to Corvus :: There you are, darling. \*\* I wouldn’t say terrible, but it does seem to barge it’s way into ones free time quite unceremoniously. I’m not gonna think about it now though, I’m just going to concentrate on those grapes… Mmmmm. Life is so much better here. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/257 "2001-01-07T16:16:27Z")
Gaahhh!!! Please don’t hate me. I’m not purposely quoting the previous post. I just use it as a reference when writing a reply and I wind up forgetting to delete the quote part before I hit the submit button. I know it really ticks some posters off (myself included) ::sheepish grin:: ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/258 "2001-01-07T16:29:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Totoro \* > \*\*You know what’s scary about this thread? It’s like heroin, You can’t get enough spouses. I need another hit! I’ll do anything! \*\* Did you people hear me? I’ll Do _ **ANYTHING!** _ ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/259 "2001-01-07T17:48:10Z")
Corvus, honey…Would you like to feed me strawberries? Totoro, did you say anything?! :: evil grin appears on Angel’s face :: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/260 "2001-01-07T21:08:10Z")
Angel, marry me? Yeah, it’s not berry romantic, but I’m sick. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=14)