# The SDMB Virtual Marriage Booth. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940 "2000-12-31T21:55:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/261 "2001-01-07T21:26:34Z")
Yes, I said _Anything…_ ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/262 "2001-01-07T22:05:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*Corvus, honey…Would you like to feed me strawberries? > \*\* Would I ever… With or without chocolate? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/263 "2001-01-08T01:04:26Z")
BornDodgy, will you marry me? ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/264 "2001-01-08T01:11:39Z")
Iampunha, do you mean me? You wanna marry me? Wow. I don’t know what to say…Yes, of course I will, but only if I get to nurse you back to health, in my naughty nurse costume.=) Corvus, whatever makes you happy. I live to please. Totoro, I don’t know what to say. I guess if you proposed to someone, that it might help solve your problem. Hmm? ::Waits for Iampunha, Corvus and Totoro to come back, and join me in the jello pit :: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/265 "2001-01-08T01:35:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*Iampunha, do you mean me? You wanna marry me? Wow. I don’t know what to say…Yes, of course I will, but only if I get to nurse you back to health, in my naughty nurse costume.=) > \*\* Oh, honey, whatever you like:) I have a sore throat and I think my nose is stuffing up . . . Maybe some scented bath oils and a nice deep muscle massage in the back room over there? I’ll be glad to return the favor, of course:) ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/266 "2001-01-08T01:43:14Z")
:: takes Iampunha to the backroom and does…well, use your imagination some :: Feeling better Sweetie? I know I am. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/267 "2001-01-08T01:55:23Z")
Virtually? Yes. IRL? No . . . today has not been fun. ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/268 "2001-01-08T02:13:58Z")
At least I made you virtually better.Right? Feel better. ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/269 "2001-01-08T02:38:06Z")
You mean \*you \*were waiting on _me,_ angel? Oh, then… Let me whisk you off your feet! Marry me darlink! ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/270 "2001-01-08T03:01:35Z")
Totoro, aren’t you the quick one? Of course I’ll marry you. See, wasn’t that easy?! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/271 "2001-01-08T03:06:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*At least I made you virtually better.Right? > \*\* Yup . . . IRL, though, will take a while. _kisses angel_ I’m just having an unfun day. ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/272 "2001-01-08T03:11:28Z")
I hope you feel better Sweetie. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/273 "2001-01-08T03:23:25Z")
Maybe if we . . . ::whispers into Angel’s left ear:: That tickles? In that case, let me \*\*\*\*\* ::whispers into her right ear:: ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/274 "2001-01-08T03:38:16Z")
OOH, Patrick…Hehe. That tickles! ::nudges door shut with her foot :: Lets get down to business, honey. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/275 "2001-01-08T12:54:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Odieman \* > **Remember if you are interested I would be honoured to be virtually married to you…** And I accept. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/276 "2001-01-08T15:23:33Z")
**ssskuggii** , ok, sure. Wow, am I late or what? How many women am I allowed to marry and when do we get started? ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/277 "2001-01-08T15:30:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by screech-owl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Odieman \* > > **Remember if you are interested I would be honoured to be virtually married to you…** > > And I accept. \*\* Woo Hoo!!! ::Odieman does the happy dance:: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/278 "2001-01-08T20:53:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*OOH, Patrick…Hehe. That tickles! > ::nudges door shut with her foot :: > Lets get down to business, honey. \*\* Ooh! ::disappears among strange noises:: ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/279 "2001-01-09T01:48:28Z")
Wooh, that was fun. Thank you Patrick, my sweet. Corvus, Monster, Totoro…Anybody? Congratulations, my fellow newlyweds! ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/280 "2001-01-09T01:53:13Z")
I’m up for some snugglebunnies, but I’ll understand if you’re tired from your previous experience… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=15)