# The SDMB Virtual Marriage Booth. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940 "2000-12-31T21:55:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/281 "2001-01-09T02:03:26Z")
::notices a dazed iampunha stumbling out of room:: Ooh… I’ll have what he’s having. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/282 "2001-01-09T02:09:48Z")
Totoro, me? Tired? Never. I could take the both of you on at once, if I had too. Wait, that sounds like fun!! Oh, Corvus, Totoro…lets go boys? What can I do you for? ---
**Author:** ![Cumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@Cumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumber)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/283 "2001-01-09T02:20:10Z")
Hmm, might as well. _gets down on one knee_ TopazAntares, marry me? _smiles charmingly_ _silence_ _gets up and wanders off to find Topaz and drag her into this thread_ ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/284 "2001-01-09T02:20:25Z")
What can you do for me? Anything you want…😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/285 "2001-01-09T02:31:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Corvus \* > \*\*::notices a dazed iampunha stumbling out of room:: > Ooh… I’ll have what he’s having. > 😃 \*\* What, some fish? [sub]I had tuna for dinner[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/286 "2001-01-09T02:47:11Z")
thinksnow, will you marry me? ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/287 "2001-01-09T20:20:38Z")
_gets dragged to the thread and blinks at how long it is_ Uh I’m not reading all that so I just scanned. _finds herself in the thread with Cumber down on one knee before her… starts to turn pink feeling nervous and nods slightly smiling_ Okay… I’ll marry you ---
**Author:** ![jay-c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@jay-c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jay-c)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/288 "2001-01-09T20:36:49Z")
_sniff__sniff_ I always cry at weddings. Congrats all. Alas, always a bridesmaid, never a bride… ---
**Author:** ![Cumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@Cumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumber)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/289 "2001-01-09T21:31:14Z")
Yaaaay!! _hugs Topaz_ Thank you Topaz, you’ve made me the happiest dragon alive. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/290 "2001-01-10T00:14:21Z")
I know all you handsome and sexy men have been playing along with the marriage thread thing, all the while reflecting secretly how empty the whole thing is without me, \*\* Brunetter , \*\* here to propose to. Well have no fear! I’m back baby! Big as life and twice as fun. Bring it on! ---
**Author:** ![Cumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@Cumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumber)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/291 "2001-01-10T01:50:50Z")
Actually I’m quite happy with my betrothal to Topaz. 🙂 But then again, I don’t know you, so don’t be too offended. 🙂 Oh wait, you said handsome and sexy. That post wouldn’t be aimed at me then. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=14)