# The SDMB Virtual Marriage Booth. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940 "2000-12-31T21:55:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/21 "2001-01-01T00:37:47Z")
Yeah Mauvaise, will you marry me? Us? ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/22 "2001-01-01T00:38:13Z")
Just get Mauvaise in here and its done. Do all 3 of you want to be married to her?~Lisa Corvus, Honey…I’m in the jello pit.=) ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/23 "2001-01-01T00:42:42Z")
Jello pit? I’m as good as there 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/24 "2001-01-01T00:47:58Z")
Awwww ::single tear slides down her cheek:: Of course I’ll marry, you Nocturne, and you too Arden, and I can’t possible marry the two of you and neglect to marry DW as well! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/25 "2001-01-01T00:50:35Z")
She said yes! Okay, Angel. Get to it! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/26 "2001-01-01T00:52:27Z")
OK, I’m here, and ready for a second wife. I know, I know, it’s awfully _bigamy_ to do this. :: groan :: ---
**Author:** ![Ivy\_Kitti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47774/32.png) [@Ivy\_Kitti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivy_Kitti)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/27 "2001-01-01T00:53:09Z")
I wanna marry my Tamborine Boy, but he’s on vacation…so, uh…he can’t really give his consent, now can he? …It isn’t odd for a female to propose, is it? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/28 "2001-01-01T00:53:22Z")
Married in a hurry, Married in a hurry… I now pronounce you, Mauvaise, wife and- wife with Arden\_Ranger. wife with Nocturne. husband with Dire Wolf. Congratulations!! Don’t forget your sig! ~Lisa I guess I’ll see you in the jello pit, later. ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/29 "2001-01-01T00:55:09Z")
Well, Ivy…I don’t know. What do you think? Will he be angry if I marry you? Maybe when he gets back, hmm? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/30 "2001-01-01T00:55:49Z")
Woo Hoo! (I’d better eat my Wheaties now!) ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/31 "2001-01-01T00:56:11Z")
Spider Woman, will you take my hand in virtual marriage? ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/32 "2001-01-01T00:56:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*OK, I’m here, and ready for a second wife. > > I know, I know, it’s awfully _bigamy_ to do this. > > :: groan :: \*\* Oh, DW ::shakes her head:: that was _bad_. You’ll be punished for that later 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/33 "2001-01-01T00:57:20Z")
Punished repeatedly 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/34 "2001-01-01T00:57:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Woo Hoo! > > (I’d better eat my Wheaties now!) \*\* I don’t think you’ll have to eat Wheaties what with all the other… :: deletes rest of post to avoid having this shut down on a porn technicality :: ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/35 "2001-01-01T00:59:06Z")
Yes, I’ll put four of my eight legs in your hand and tie the knot with webbing. ----:p/ x x x ----///\\ ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/36 "2001-01-01T01:01:19Z")
I now pronounce you,imthjckaz, and Spider Woman, husband and wife. Happy Honeymooning! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/37 "2001-01-01T01:06:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > I don’t think you’ll have to eat Wheaties what with all the other… :: deletes rest of post to avoid having this shut down on a porn technicality :: I am _such_ a lucky Wolf. 😃 || || || / ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/38 "2001-01-01T01:20:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*I now pronounce you,imthjckaz, and Spider Woman, husband and wife. Happy Honeymooning! > \*\* Thanks Angel, we have been practicing the honeymoon for some time now. Practice makes perfect.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ivy\_Kitti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47774/32.png) [@Ivy\_Kitti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivy_Kitti)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/39 "2001-01-01T01:23:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*Well, Ivy…I don’t know. What do you think? Will he be angry if I marry you? Maybe when he gets back, hmm? \*\* Naa, of course he wouldn’t. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/40 "2001-01-01T01:32:25Z")
In that case. You are now, virtual husband and wife. Congrats! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=3)