# The SDMB Virtual Marriage Booth. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940 "2000-12-31T21:55:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/61 "2001-01-01T12:08:20Z")
Hey, this is tradition. It’s really out of my hands now. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/62 "2001-01-01T12:10:40Z")
So your hands won’t be coming into play in this little battle? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/63 "2001-01-01T12:32:53Z")
I suppose that depends on the 2 (3?) of you. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/64 "2001-01-01T12:39:18Z")
Oh goody! When will this battle be considering that the two (three) of us are never really posting at the same time? (last night was a fluke) ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/65 "2001-01-01T12:43:01Z")
Just start the thread and let the combatants post when they may, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/66 "2001-01-01T12:53:19Z")
Okay, sounds good to me! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/67 "2001-01-01T15:47:28Z")
Sorry to keep you guys waiting! Now I suppose we could wrestle in lime jello, but you know, I’m not much of a wrestler. I’d end up broken, battered, and really sticky. However, I think I have another solution. > [@](#): > > You can marry as many people as you want Found this on the front page. So, Euty, it’s up to you. Either we can jello wrestle for your affections, and you can marry the winner, or you can marry _all_ of us (including Scotticher–excellent choice, BTW!), and then we can jello wrestle just for fun! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/68 "2001-01-01T16:12:29Z")
Well, I really don’t have any problem with that as long as everyone else, especially the partcipants, don’t. What say ye? ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/69 "2001-01-01T16:14:25Z")
Can’t say that_I_ have a problem with it either. (It’s almost like sharing Cristi and Euty both!) (Scotti, too, if she’s into that!) ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/70 "2001-01-01T16:17:56Z")
So, Euty, is that a yes to my proposal? And evilbeth, while your intent is quite obvious, you haven’t actually _proposed_ yet. So, you gonna do it, or what? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/71 "2001-01-01T16:19:12Z")
Oh, um, yeah… ::gets down on one knee:: Patrick, my dear, would you do me the honor? (How’s that?) ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/72 "2001-01-01T16:24:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > **::gets down on one knee::** Hey … while you’re down there … ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/73 "2001-01-01T16:31:01Z")
:::thwaps Euty upside his head::: Later, you dink! She’s trying to propose! ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/74 "2001-01-01T16:33:11Z")
**Euty** : The very least you could do is let her get on the other knee as well. It’s easy enough to cramp up when you’re on BOTH knees for a long time. Not that I’d know anything about that. \ ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/75 "2001-01-01T16:38:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > **It’s easy enough to cramp up when you’re on BOTH knees for a long time.** It’s been a while. Shouldn’t take _that_ long. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/76 "2001-01-01T16:52:49Z")
:: getting down on one knee and presenting three matching diamonds ::: With all the love, respect and general horniness I have to offer to three of the most beautiful, sweetest, interesting, thoughtful, caring, and sexiest women on the SDMB, **Scotticher** , **EvilBeth** , and **Persephone** ; I hereby ask the three of them to be my virtual wife, to love and honor in virtual matrimony till death do us part or until the Chicago Reader finds out what we’ve been up to and takes the MB down. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/77 "2001-01-01T16:57:15Z")
Wow. Yes. YES. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. YEAH! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/78 "2001-01-01T18:58:25Z")
Well, Persephone, Evilbeth and Socttichier( pardon the spelling). I pronounce you wife, wife and wife with Euty. Congrats! ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/79 "2001-01-01T19:00:16Z")
Its okay with me if you marry your foot. Just let me know =) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/80 "2001-01-01T19:15:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*Muahaha, Paddy…Tasha can have you and welcome…she’s just going to have to deal with me. \*\* She can have the couch. Marry me? Forgive me for not being romantic, but I slept on the couch last night and I am a tiwered paddy. ::goes off to find tiggeril:: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=5)