# The SDMB Virtual Marriage Booth. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940 "2000-12-31T21:55:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/81 "2001-01-01T19:21:16Z")
**HEY!** ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/82 "2001-01-01T19:32:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\ ***HEY!** \*\* What? I slept on the couch. I’s tired. Oooooh. Scotti, will YOU do me the great and pleasing honor of being my wife? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/83 "2001-01-01T19:43:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*Well, Persephone, Evilbeth and Socttichier( pardon the spelling). I pronounce you wife, wife and wife with Euty. > Congrats! \*\* Thank you, thank you. Now I expect to see a few sig’s changed around here. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/84 "2001-01-01T19:47:39Z")
**StephenG** , I accept your proposal. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/85 "2001-01-01T19:55:06Z")
Is **wyldelf** around and available? Can we have multiple marriages? Cuz I also have my eye on **fun2d8** , **Silly Rabbit** , and a few other select hotties. 😉 If I can only propose to one though, it would have to be **wyldelf**. A cutie with a cute name, and I love that accent! And for everyone who may jump me about already being virtually married, I’d like to point out that I haven’t seen my virtual wife around here in ages. Could it be possible to have her virtually declared dead so I can virtually marry again? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/86 "2001-01-01T20:09:45Z")
I’ll be changing my sig shortly, if we could just get a few things cleared up real quick, okay? 1. Am I evilbeth’s husband, or am I her wife? Or are we not married to each other, just to Euty? 2. Is Scotticher married to **any** of us, or is she married to iampunha? 3. Do I need to hyphenate my name? I mean, am I now Ms. Persephone evilbeth-Eutychus-Scotticher, or would it be simpler just to go by Ms. Persephone HMSH? (gotta know how to sign the checks, you know). Could someone get back to me on this? I’d appreciate it. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/87 "2001-01-01T20:10:19Z")
Fine, **Froggy.** Take a couple of days off and you forget about me. See if I care. \ ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/88 "2001-01-01T20:22:29Z")
\ _ **Ladies…** _ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/89 "2001-01-01T20:25:22Z")
> [@](#): > > 1. Am I evilbeth’s husband, or am I her wife? Or are we not married to each other, just to Euty? What you do in your own time is your own business. As long as I can watch. > [@](#): > > 1. Is Scotticher married to **any** of us, or is she married to iampunha? Damn well better not be. > [@](#): > > 1. Do I need to hyphenate my name? I mean, am I now Ms. Persephone evilbeth-Eutychus-Scotticher, or would it be simpler just to go by Ms. Persephone HMSH? (gotta know how to sign the checks, you know). Whatever you like. I’m not that demanding. Not the first day, at least. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/90 "2001-01-01T20:25:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nymysys \* > \*\*Fine, **Froggy.** Take a couple of days off and you forget about me. See if I care. \ \*\* I didn’t forget, I just didn’t know you cared. 😉 Now you’ve left me with a dilemma - **wyldelf** or **Nymysys** , **wyldelf** or **Nymysys**. . . How do I decide between you two? ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/91 "2001-01-01T20:34:02Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* \*\* > [@](#): > > I didn’t forget, I just didn’t know you cared. 😉 > > Now you’ve left me with a dilemma - **wyldelf** or **Nymysys** , **wyldelf** or **Nymysys**. . . How do I decide between you two? \*\* Heck, who is making you choose? I share well. Especially with wyldelf, she’s my buddy. Besides, IIRC we were just about to invite you to join our group marriage in another thread before it died. Better late than never. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/92 "2001-01-01T20:34:15Z")
Crunchy…marry _both_, ya twit! ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/93 "2001-01-01T20:43:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monster104 \* > \*\*Crunchy…marry _both_, ya twit! \*\* I would, but I asked for two different wives when I first went looking for a virtual wife and that idea wasn’t very well-received. So if they don’t have a problem with it: [taking a knee] **Nymysys** and **wyldelf** , will you do me the honor of being my wives? ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/94 "2001-01-01T20:49:25Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* \*\* > [@](#): > > So if they don’t have a problem with it: > [taking a knee] > **Nymysys** and **wyldelf** , will you do me the honor of being my wives? \*\* ::tearing up:: Oh. My. God. I never thought I’d see the day. ::sniffle:: I would be honoured, Froggy. Of course I’ll marry you. ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/95 "2001-01-01T20:52:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\*Is **wyldelf** around and available? > If I can only propose to one though, it would have to be **wyldelf**. A cutie with a cute name, and I love that accent! > \*\* Are you proposing? Cause ::smiles Shyly:: I would kinda like that ::bats eyelashes:: ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/96 "2001-01-01T20:53:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nymysys \* > \*\*I would be honoured, Froggy. Of course I’ll marry you. \*\* [Homer Simpson] Woo-hoo! [/Homer Simpson] Now if I can only know **wyldelf’s** answer. . . ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/97 "2001-01-01T20:54:38Z")
It would be my honour to share you with Nym!! ---
**Author:** ![annalamerino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b3f665/32.png) [@annalamerino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/annalamerino)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/98 "2001-01-01T20:58:37Z")
We’ve had several “virtual weddings” here, and it’s great fun. I have a virtual gift ready for the next couple.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/99 "2001-01-01T21:02:24Z")
_heavy sigh_ …always the Brides maid… :: Throws rice. Goes to the bar for a drink. :: 🙂 …SR ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/100 "2001-01-01T21:08:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wyldelf \* > \*\*It would be my honour to share you with Nym!! \*\* I am now officially the luckiest damned poster on these boards!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=6)