# The SDMB Virtual Marriage Booth. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940 "2000-12-31T21:55:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/101 "2001-01-01T21:17:04Z")
Hey, wait a minute! I think the rules say that I can be virtually married to BOTH **Euty** AND **iampunha**. And they have the same first name, too. Which would make things…well, convenient, shall we say? 😉 Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/102 "2001-01-01T21:24:33Z")
I think this is going to be one confusing bunch of unions. ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/103 "2001-01-01T21:25:46Z")
I now pronounce Welfy and StephenG husband and wife! ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/104 "2001-01-01T21:31:57Z")
Most recent marriages: Iampunha and Scotticher Scotticher and Euty Crunchy Frog to Wyldelf and Nymysys and Persephone, you aren’t married to evilbeth. Just Euty. Congratulations! Do I have this right? ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/105 "2001-01-01T21:33:33Z")
_slips Angel a 50_ Marry me and iampunha. _wink wink_ ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/106 "2001-01-01T21:37:52Z")
I now pronounce you, Nocturne, and you, Iampunha, husband and wife of the SDMB.:: Did I do well? :: ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/107 "2001-01-01T21:41:30Z")
You did wonderfully! ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/108 "2001-01-01T21:47:27Z")
I just remembered…somewhere along the line, I think **TiggerDaughter** married me off to her dadzone. So, if I was actually already married to **dropzone** , does that invalidate my most recent marriages? Hey, maybe I am: Scotti dropzone-Euty-evilbeth-iampunha-Persephone! That is the longest name I have ever SEEN! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/109 "2001-01-01T21:51:02Z")
I’m getting married, again. This time I’m marrying Dave(Monster104). He’s such a cutie. :: Tosses Bouquet:: Yay! ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/110 "2001-01-01T22:04:50Z")
yay! I’m gettin hitched! Could we have a shotguyn wedding? **::SMACK!::** Ok ok…no shotguns. Anybody else want me as well\> There’s a lot of me to go around… ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/111 "2001-01-01T22:17:04Z")
Angel, you forget **evilbeth** and **Euty.** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/112 "2001-01-01T22:23:05Z")
Actually, I married you, Scotti, and evilbeth to Euty in the middle of page 2. I accidentally married Scotti to Euty two times. My mistake! Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/113 "2001-01-01T22:26:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silly Rabbit \* > \*\*_heavy sigh_ > > …always the Brides maid… > > :: Throws rice. Goes to the bar for a drink. :: > 🙂 > …SR \*\* You and me both, SR. _sits at bar and buys the next round of drinks_ ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/114 "2001-01-01T22:45:00Z")
:sits with **Scotti** , roses (now wilted), in hand: :loosens bowtie: :raises a pint of Guinness: Cheers! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/115 "2001-01-01T23:01:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*I accidentally married Scotti to Euty two times. My mistake! Sorry. \*\* Too much is always better than not enough. ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/116 "2001-01-01T23:41:43Z")
Euty, dear…you have a point. Two honeymoons, I guess? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/117 "2001-01-01T23:51:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*Euty, dear…you have a point. Two honeymoons, I guess? \*\* Why would you assume the first one would ever end? ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/118 "2001-01-02T00:33:03Z")
Aw, **MikeG** sweetie… Don’t feel bad. You’ll always have New Year’s Eve! And you must have been smooched about a hundred time’s last night! I’d marry you myself, but I think I more than have my hands full already! Just learning to write my _name_ may take until NEXT NYE… (((((MikeG))))) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/119 "2001-01-02T00:47:01Z")
So then I’m married to **ssskuggiii** , **Nocturne** , and **Scotticher**. And who can forget **Palmyra**? **Tiggeril** and **Falcon** , will you marry me? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/120 "2001-01-02T01:17:04Z")
So, Euty, are you going to get a eunuch to watch over your harem, or do we have to go out & get one ourselves? Heh. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=7)