# The SDMB Virtual Marriage Booth. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940 "2000-12-31T21:55:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/121 "2001-01-02T01:31:20Z")
**Dammit** :::looks at dustcloud of the passing Euty-Persephone-evilbeth-Scotti wedding wagon::: Picking up a fine perfumed garter… Damn, I didn’t even get to kiss 'em G’bye! that’s what I get for spending the weekend in the woods. _Sigh_ & Dammitol… ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/122 "2001-01-02T01:37:41Z")
Care to join us, **elelle**? I think andygirl has the civil union certificates. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/123 "2001-01-02T01:42:01Z")
Euty , I’ll be your eunuch! At least I dont think they work… Can’t remember… ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/124 "2001-01-02T01:46:54Z")
Actually, MikeG, I’d like to introduce you to elelle. She’s a fine quality woman and I’m sure the two of you might really hit it off together. Ah, c’mon … go ahead … give it a shot … ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/125 "2001-01-02T01:50:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*_Sniff_ > > My own girlfriend goes off and marries someone who is not me? I am sad paddy. > > Fine. Be that way! > > **ssskuggiii** , want to get married? I’m already virtually married to Palmyra, but seeing as **Nocturne** already got hitched, you’re really the only other person I want to be with. > > Take that, Katie! \*\* Yes, just the person I was wondering would consent. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/126 "2001-01-02T01:57:24Z")
Ooops, I’m already married to paddy apparently. I have got to add to my husbands/wives. \*Hypergirl, will you marry me? \*Monster104, will you marry me? \*Nocturne, we might as well make this as interesting as possible. Will you marry me? \*Soulsling, if you ever get to reading this, will you marry me? ::starts humming “There were 7 in the bed and the little one said roll over”:: ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/127 "2001-01-02T02:04:11Z")
_Dusting off Available Shoes (I used to have an Available Hat, Coat and Speedo, but we’re not going to discuss that mess here) and looking around_ Hey, hey, hey, hey **LADIES**!!! Upham ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/128 "2001-01-02T02:17:46Z")
People, People…I need some answers before I can do a ceremony. Tiggeril, Falcon…will you marrry Iampunha? Hypergirl, Monster104, Nocturne, soulsling…will you marry ssskuggiii? ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/129 "2001-01-02T02:31:47Z")
I accept. Hmmm…I think I can accomodate a few more…maybe I’ll think of some people to propose to. Watch out, ladies, there’s a Monster on the loose! ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/130 "2001-01-02T02:45:47Z")
I now prounounce Monster104 and ssskuggiii husband and wife. Congrats! (Monster, is she gonna be in the honeymoon suite too? I don’t mind, but do you think you can handle the both of us? And Corvus?) ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/131 "2001-01-02T02:55:22Z")
Hey I’m open to marry anyone! Hey **ssskuggiii** are you still looking for additional husbands? Because I’m open, and besides if we are all going to be sharing a hoonymoon suite… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/132 "2001-01-02T03:02:13Z")
I’ll marry ssskuggiii. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/133 "2001-01-02T03:09:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Silly Rabbit \* > > \*\*_heavy sigh_ > > > > …always the Brides maid… > > > > :: Throws rice. Goes to the bar for a drink. :: > > 🙂 > > …SR \*\* > > You and me both, SR. > > _sits at bar and buys the next round of drinks_ \*\* Is there room for one more? _throws a twenty on the table and signals for the bartender to keep 'em coming_ Robin ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/134 "2001-01-02T03:15:45Z")
Well, **msrobyn** , have a seat. I think **Falcon** has received a proposal, so you and I shall throw the rice REALLY hard…(oops)… and… make mine a shooter. 😉 …SR ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/135 "2001-01-02T03:17:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silly Rabbit \* > \*\*Well, **msrobyn** , have a seat. I think **Falcon** has received a proposal, so you and I shall throw the rice REALLY hard…(oops)… and… make mine a shooter. > > 😉 > …SR \*\* 🙂 Robin ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/136 "2001-01-02T03:25:18Z")
Alone. Unloved. Bad hair day. \ ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/137 "2001-01-02T03:27:19Z")
I accept, Corvus. Andygirl, will you marry me? ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/138 "2001-01-02T03:28:15Z")
I now pronounce you, ssskuggiii and Nocturne, wife, and um wife. ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/139 "2001-01-02T03:29:48Z")
I now pronounce you, ssskuggiii, and Corvus…husband and wife. See you guys in the wedding suite! ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/140 "2001-01-02T03:48:32Z")
Woohoo!! ::walks up to bar, gets down on bended knee…:: Silly rabbit, msrobyn, would you two do me the honour of accepting my offer of marriage? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=8)