# The SDMB Virtual Marriage Booth. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940 "2000-12-31T21:55:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/141 "2001-01-02T04:18:54Z")
**Corvus!!** I’ll be there!!! Can we cut to the honeymoon? Sounds like it’s going to be a crowded room 😉 …SR ---
**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/142 "2001-01-02T05:05:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Welfy \* > \*\ ***StephenG** , I accept your proposal. \*\* Woohoo! Thank you, **Welfy** , and thank you, **AngelD112**. May I kiss the bride? ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/143 "2001-01-02T05:33:10Z")
Man… i wanna get hitched, come on, froggy’s goin a cortin’ don’t leave him hangin’!! Could it be i’m not as popular as my mum always told me? Could it be i’m not as studly and sexy as i’ve always believed?? Could it… heaven forfend, could it be that i’m **not the king of England???** i’m looking for some support here people, a sholder to cry on, a true and everlasting bond my self and the perfect woman, or at LEAST some good ol’ school LOVEN! That and a pack mule, i think i could carry a lot of stuff with a good pack mule… King Upham the Mind Bendingly Good in the Sack ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/144 "2001-01-02T05:49:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Corvus \* > \*\*Woohoo!! > ::walks up to bar, gets down on bended knee…:: > > Silly rabbit, msrobyn, would you two do me the honour of accepting my offer of marriage? > > \*\* I accept 🙂 Robin ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/145 "2001-01-02T06:19:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*I accidentally married Scotti to Euty two times. \*\* Technically, you really didn’t. See, when you married the three of us on page two, Scotti had never proposed to Euty here and he didn’t propose to her until after you married us. According to what was said on page one, you can’t amrry two people until they agree so technically, even though Scotti mentioned being married to Euty on the top of page two, there was no propsal between them until Euty did it after the initial marriage of the three of us. ANYWAY, I’m glad we are all three married to him now and all that is cleared up! This is the happiest day of my life! ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/146 "2001-01-02T06:26:38Z")
ahhhhh. gotta love a shameless post party 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/147 "2001-01-02T06:28:45Z")
Wow! Silly Rabbit and msroybn both said yes. Please don’t let me wake up, I’m happy here 🙂 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silly Rabbit \* > \*\ ***Corvus!!** I’ll be there!!! Can we cut to the honeymoon? Sounds like it’s going to be a crowded room 😉 > …SR \*\* Well, I have no objections, and I don’t think that we have to worry about room, what with the jello pit, and the trampoline, and such. I think we can figure something out… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/148 "2001-01-02T07:10:37Z")
Upham, will you marry me? ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/149 "2001-01-02T07:39:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MikeG \* > \*\*:dressed in tux: > :with red roses: > :kneels: > oh **wyldelf** would you do me the honor and pleasure of making me the happiest man in the world by accepteing my hand in marriage? I love you and will do so forever. > > {at midnight even!} \*\* OHHHHH **MikeG** can you ever forgive me for being so insensitive - I adore you so much too and I am so sorry for not reading the whole thread. Damn Damn Damn - can you ever forgive me :: pleads:: ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/150 "2001-01-02T15:26:44Z")
So **Nymysys** and **wyldelf** , when are the three of us gonna go on the honeymoon? I’m thinking we go to the Bahamas, any other suggestions? ---
**Author:** ![MissBHaven](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missbhaven/32/7170_2.png) [@MissBHaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBHaven)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/151 "2001-01-02T15:45:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silly Rabbit \* > \*\*Well, **msrobyn** , have a seat. I think **Falcon** has received a proposal, so you and I shall throw the rice REALLY hard…(oops)… and… make mine a shooter. > > 😉 > …SR \*\* Congratulations! You’ve both gone and gotten married… I’ll pick up throwing the rice in your place. Maybe I should throw bird seed instead. Oh well, see why I’m still alone… Crunchy Frog even teased me by mentioning my name (well, my former name)… I’ll just be sitting here waiting… Can I put in a request for a Knight in Shining Armor? ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/152 "2001-01-02T15:59:14Z")
::joins Miss B. Haven at the bar (since it seems to have emptied out):: ::buys drinks for anyone (unattached) who walks in:: Make mine a double, and I brought a deck of cards to pass the time. Ya know, maybe I should take the rice out of the box before I throw it? Nah, makes it more interesting to watch. Beats my cousin’s wedding where they had teeny bubble wands. Now _that_ was minutes of fun. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/153 "2001-01-02T16:23:06Z")
**fun2d8** is that you? I must have missed your name change. We’ll see if **Nymysys** and **wyldelf** don’t mind sharing me anymore. There’s a couple others I may ask. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MissBHaven](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missbhaven/32/7170_2.png) [@MissBHaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBHaven)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/154 "2001-01-02T16:37:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\ ***fun2d8** is that you? > > \*\* It’s me! On your knees boy… I want a proper proposal out of you! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/155 "2001-01-02T16:45:01Z")
Oh, shadowed one, as much as I’d like to take you up, I’m a believer in virtual monogamy. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/156 "2001-01-02T16:52:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wyldelf \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by MikeG \* > > \*\*:dressed in tux: > > :with red roses: > > :kneels: > > oh **wyldelf** would you do me the honor and pleasure of making me the happiest man in the world by accepteing my hand in marriage? I love you and will do so forever. > > > > {at midnight even!} \*\* > > OHHHHH **MikeG** can you ever forgive me for being so insensitive - I adore you so much too and I am so sorry for not reading the whole thread. Damn Damn Damn - can you ever forgive me > :: pleads:: \*\* :nonchalantly: sure, sweetie (actually doing happy Snoopy dance and knocking over things WooHoo!!!) now I think we should go somewhere really beautiful and exotic for our honeymoon. maybe Bali (little hut on the beach), or Hawaii, or Australia…😉 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/157 "2001-01-02T16:53:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miss B. Haven \* > \*\*It’s me! On your knees boy… \*\* OOOH! I love a dominant woman! 😃 [kneeling] Dear **Miss B. Haven** would you pay me the honor of giving me your hand in marriage? And is there anything else I can do for you while I’m on my knees like this? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MissBHaven](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missbhaven/32/7170_2.png) [@MissBHaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBHaven)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/158 "2001-01-02T17:15:00Z")
Oh Crunchy! I love a man on his knees! I would be honored to be your wife and since you’re already down there… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/159 "2001-01-02T17:18:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\*Oh, shadowed one, as much as I’d like to take you up, I’m a believer in virtual monogamy. 😉 \*\* Guess that means I have no reason to propose, either. I was going to, just to see what you did. MsRobyn, forgive me for forgetting you for the time being, and marry me? None of my virtual wives is named Robyn, which I think is something I need to remedy before very long. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/160 "2001-01-02T20:06:13Z")
Damn, leave for one day and my virtual husband becomes a trollop. I’m a little worried, here. Maybe I’ll look around for another husband, too. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=9)