# The SDMB Virtual Marriage Booth. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940 "2000-12-31T21:55:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/161 "2001-01-02T20:21:25Z")
**Crunchy Frog** , we don’t have to get married since you are quite taken, but can we go on a quick “honeymoon” before you say your vows??? Mmmm… 😉 …SR ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/162 "2001-01-02T20:49:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nymysys \* > \*\*Damn, leave for one day and my virtual husband becomes a trollop. I’m a little worried, here. Maybe I’ll look around for another husband, too. \*\* ::contemplates the immense distance between himself and his true love, **wyldelf** :: [sub] and she has already shown her acceptance of polygamy[/sub] ooh ooh! me me!! I’ll be your ChiTown boy! I won’t leave for warmer states or jobs or nuthin’. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/163 "2001-01-02T20:51:09Z")
Alright then, if no one out there’s gonna marry me, **I’m gonna marry my self!** I think i’ll be very happy togather. DoubleUpham ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/164 "2001-01-02T21:12:42Z")
So **Nym** should we shack up with MikeG AND Crunchy Frog?? I don’t know - I am kinda partial to a one Girl guy (though I make an exception if they are in love with both of us) but no more than the two of us really. :: sits quietly to think things through :: ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/165 "2001-01-02T21:36:22Z")
Well, I am usually pretty strict about the whole monogamy thing too, but I was trying to integrate your beliefs into my own! I’ll happily devote myself to you if you so wish… maybe **nym** can be my object o’ desire safely up on a pedestal :sigh: ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/166 "2001-01-02T21:38:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*Ooops, I’m already married to paddy apparently. I have got to add to my husbands/wives. > > _Hypergirl, will you marry me?_\* Oooh baby! Of course I will marry you. May as well add to my harem. Let’s see, how about xizor, iampunha, and SanibelMan. Will you marry me? ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/167 "2001-01-02T21:47:47Z")
Wow, I’m’a gettin’ hitched and I didn’t even have to ask her! Yes, hypergirl, I will marry you. Lisa, will you do the honors? ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/168 "2001-01-02T21:58:58Z")
PurePhreak, will you marry me? I know it didn’t work out the first time, but it’s not your fault you bought me a cheap ass ring. So what do you say to another try…virtually? What the hell, let’s make this an open invitation. Anyone that wants to marry me can. ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/169 "2001-01-02T22:01:48Z")
::rereading **wylds** reply:: OK the two of you would be stretching my emotional and physical limits. I promise to keep it to the two of you;) What do you say? remember, I’m good with apostrophes! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/170 "2001-01-02T22:04:41Z")
Sanibelman, will you marry me? Wyldelf, will you marry me? And also point dpr in here so he can accept/deny my offer of marriage? ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/171 "2001-01-02T22:10:41Z")
Wow, this day just keeps getting better and better. Of course I’ll marry you, ssskuggiii! Now where’s Lisa? ---
**Author:** ![PurePhreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7993a0/32.png) [@PurePhreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurePhreak)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/172 "2001-01-02T22:13:13Z")
Of course i will hyper…::Happily accepts::…I know it is too bad it didn’t work before(implied:Maybe we’ll try it again)…Lets make this proper ::Gets down on his knees and presents her with an exquisite diamond engagement ring:: -a soon to be happily married PurePhreak ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/173 "2001-01-02T22:25:01Z")
Upham, I asked you to marry me! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/174 "2001-01-02T23:08:11Z")
I accept, hypergirl. I notice that Falcon and Robyn are missing. Maybe I need to alert them? We need to do a “six degrees of virtual marriage”-type of thing. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/175 "2001-01-02T23:17:42Z")
Odie wanders in, sits in the corner, mutters to himself: “I wonder if this is a good idea” and waits… ---
**Author:** ![PurePhreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7993a0/32.png) [@PurePhreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurePhreak)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/176 "2001-01-02T23:32:32Z")
DigitalMuse i know you’ve got your Petpuppy but will you Virtualy marry me…::Gets down on knee and holds out ring (When/if she comes here):: -PurePhreak ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/177 "2001-01-02T23:53:54Z")
Corvus, you are now married to msrobyn and silly rabbitt!=) ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/178 "2001-01-02T23:58:22Z")
Now married: Wyldelf and Crunchy Frog and Mike G ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/179 "2001-01-02T23:58:33Z")
**Nocturne** well, i, i, i, dont know what to say, I’ve discussed it with my self and we’ve decided that i would be **overjoyed** to join you in wedded bliss, so long as you can put up with me and myself May the bells ring out and the banners fly! Nocturne’s marrying my self and I!!! Upham ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940/180 "2001-01-03T00:04:55Z")
As creator of the thread, I’m changing the rules. Now that school has started, and for other reasons that I’d rather not say, I won’t be able to spend as much time online. And I feel that I won’t be able to properly marry all of you because the thread has done so well. I am honored, for some odd reason. Because of this, I’m changing it so that you can propose, and if he/she accepts…you can consider yourself married, and add this to your sig. I wish I could continue marrying all of you, but I can’t. I’m glad this has taken off so well though. I now pronounce anyone that wants to be, and everyone that has already asked, husband or wife and husband or wife. Congratulations! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-virtual-marriage-booth/47940.md?page=10)