# The SDMB World Poker Tour on Pokertropolis......Rude and Grim when you go All-In

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**Created:** [June 1, 2005, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-world-poker-tour-on-pokertropolis-rude-and-grim-when-you-go-all-in/306295 "2005-06-01T00:29:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-world-poker-tour-on-pokertropolis-rude-and-grim-when-you-go-all-in/306295/61 "2005-06-07T17:42:40Z")

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That’s interesting. I did a little Googling and seems like it’s in the news. Some of the posts were pretty old, but bonuswhores seems to be recent info.

As a side note, I did play a $.99 tourney there last night. Not sure if bots occupy the tourneys like the ring games, I probably couldn’t spot one anyway.

There were a few guys who never chatted, but I never chatted, either, except a “nh” to a guy who beat me on a small pot. I was in 32nd place when my KK went up against QQ who proceded to get a 3rd on the river. I think I went out in 176th place 🙂

I’m signed up for another there tonite, I’ll see if I can spot the bot. At any rate that’s a lot of hands for a buck.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-world-poker-tour-on-pokertropolis-rude-and-grim-when-you-go-all-in/306295/62 "2005-06-07T17:52:14Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> Oh, also. I am the best ever.

Whoa. Seeing that link that **Eleusis** provided sure means that you don’t suck like a **Duck**. 😉 I just happened to be in Vegas (for my birthday) that weekend that you posted that big win. I was playing $2-$4 at Mandalay Bay and made $800 in about 6-8 hours time. I was floating that day, but man…nothing compared to your win. Late Congrats! See you on the tables, **Mr. Beef**.

**Tommy** …thanks for the heads-up. I’ll just stick with the SDMB WPT on there.

**Duke** …good luck you Duck!

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-world-poker-tour-on-pokertropolis-rude-and-grim-when-you-go-all-in/306295/63 "2005-06-07T20:28:52Z")

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Thanks, **Yeti**. I’ll need heapum more skill _and_ luck to crack one of these tourneys. Hell, it’s all I can do to beat 10 guys once a quarter!

And a reminder to **x-ray vision** to tell PT and their rude and grim bots that the boys’ll be back Thursday!

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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-world-poker-tour-on-pokertropolis-rude-and-grim-when-you-go-all-in/306295/64 "2005-06-07T22:27:25Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> Funky? A big scam on my part to get a dollar out of someone? I don’t play poker online anymore (generally) so I don’t have any money floating around. I’d like to participate in this sort of thing, but I’d need someone to throw me a buck, so I asked if anyone wanted to.

Ok, poor choice of words. I don’t think you’re trying to scam anyone.

I’ll do it if pokertropolis allows it.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-world-poker-tour-on-pokertropolis-rude-and-grim-when-you-go-all-in/306295/65 "2005-06-07T22:35:01Z")

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PT will allow player-to-player transfers. You need his Player Name and ID number (not his password).

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2005, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-world-poker-tour-on-pokertropolis-rude-and-grim-when-you-go-all-in/306295/66 "2005-06-08T22:44:40Z")

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> [@Duke of Rat](#):
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> I’m signed up for another there tonite, I’ll see if I can spot the bot. At any rate that’s a lot of hands for a buck.

I made it up to 95th place last night, made it past the first break.

And about those bots…

I was at the same table for quite a while. There was a “player” there that never acted. I mean never entered a hand, folded every hand. Never chatted even when the rest of the table was raggin’ on him (it?).

We were joking about it, every other player did chat at one time or another, some were not very chatty, but they all said someting.

Well, the Duck of Suck goes out in 95th place. The stiff went out in 16th, I think. Amazing that he could survive that many blinds, maybe he made a move after I was out. So if you want to beat me, just sit there like a log, I’ll do the heavy work for ya!

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-world-poker-tour-on-pokertropolis-rude-and-grim-when-you-go-all-in/306295/67 "2005-06-09T01:56:06Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> A big scam on my part to get a dollar out of someone?

That’s not a dollar, that’s ten shiny dimes. Around here, we play hard for the dimes.

Thanks for the news about PT, **TommyTutone**. I’ve done ok there on the small ring games, but I decided to take a bit of my modest winnings out after reading that.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-world-poker-tour-on-pokertropolis-rude-and-grim-when-you-go-all-in/306295/68 "2005-06-09T02:42:44Z")

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Made it 65th place tonite. I was in 7th place at one time, hell I was in 13th when I went out…

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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-world-poker-tour-on-pokertropolis-rude-and-grim-when-you-go-all-in/306295/69 "2005-06-09T03:32:03Z")

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Hmmm it’s been over two days since I made my deposit at PT but it’s still not showing in my account. They haven’t answered my email either.

May be next week before I can play and stake **SenorBeef**.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-world-poker-tour-on-pokertropolis-rude-and-grim-when-you-go-all-in/306295/70 "2005-06-09T03:38:17Z")

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That’s strange, mine was credited in a matter of minutes…

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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-world-poker-tour-on-pokertropolis-rude-and-grim-when-you-go-all-in/306295/71 "2005-06-09T05:17:17Z")

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OK I used their live chat support and they fixed the problem, so I should be good to go.

I also got an AIM account “Eleusis SDMB”. Anybody wanna msg me to test it?

**SenorBeef** , I emailed you already but I need your 5 digit pokertropolis ID. My email is in my profile.

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**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-world-poker-tour-on-pokertropolis-rude-and-grim-when-you-go-all-in/306295/72 "2005-06-09T13:53:18Z")

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Hate to be rude…and perhaps a bit grim, but I’m going to have to list myself as doubtful for this week. There’s a chance I’ll be home in time (and I’ll indeed try to be there), but it’s not likely.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-world-poker-tour-on-pokertropolis-rude-and-grim-when-you-go-all-in/306295/73 "2005-06-09T17:51:53Z")

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I’m pretty sure I’ll be there tonight.

Hey **SenorBeef** …got an AIM screen name?

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**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-world-poker-tour-on-pokertropolis-rude-and-grim-when-you-go-all-in/306295/74 "2005-06-09T19:05:20Z")

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I promise you guys that I will have the ratings updated by tomorrow before noon and announce a second quarter champ. See you guys tonight.

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**Author:** ![Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanook_of_the_North_Shore)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-world-poker-tour-on-pokertropolis-rude-and-grim-when-you-go-all-in/306295/75 "2005-06-09T20:14:58Z")

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Looking forward to getting paid those shiny dimes again tonight 😛

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-world-poker-tour-on-pokertropolis-rude-and-grim-when-you-go-all-in/306295/76 "2005-06-09T21:38:41Z")

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> [@Nanook of the North Shore](#):
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> Looking forward to getting paid those shiny dimes again tonight 😛

[Kenny Rogers]Don’t count yer money, before you leave the table…[/KR]

You can polish them dimes up and slide 'em my way, pal! 🙂

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**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-world-poker-tour-on-pokertropolis-rude-and-grim-when-you-go-all-in/306295/77 "2005-06-09T21:41:16Z")

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> [@x-ray vision](#):
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> I promise you guys that I will have the ratings updated by tomorrow before noon and announce a second quarter champ. See you guys tonight.

X, the quarter’s not over yet!

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**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-world-poker-tour-on-pokertropolis-rude-and-grim-when-you-go-all-in/306295/78 "2005-06-09T22:35:01Z")

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Just wanted to see if you were paying attention. 😃

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-world-poker-tour-on-pokertropolis-rude-and-grim-when-you-go-all-in/306295/79 "2005-06-10T03:46:38Z")

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And at the break…there were 6…

IronChefCliff: and the bombay bottle came out  
IronChefCliff: not bad.  
IronChefCliff: not gonna be a regular choice, but not bad  
Yeticus Rex: noooooooooooooo  
IronChefCliff: yessssssssssss  
Yeticus Rex: noooooooooooonooooooooo  
IronChefCliff: KHAN!!!  
Yeticus Rex: NESTAAAAAAAAAA!!!  
CapnPitt: his name was nesta / he wore a diamond  
nestaheh: heh  
Yeticus Rex: he was a show girl  
IronChefCliff: but that was twenty years ago  
CapnPitt: i didn’t buy the damn king  
AugerXPR: OMD is alive  
CapnPitt: KcQc  
CapnPitt: what’d you have  
kyyrewyyoae: A5  
CapnPitt: you had me then  
nestaheh: gg  
CapnPitt: gg nesta  
NorthShoreNanook: sorry nesta  
NorthShoreNanook: was hopin for a coin flip  
nestaheh has left the room.  
xry88: later nesta  
CapnPitt: he’s a big talker, Nesta  
AugerXPR: Sorry, sorry…Oh Duke, you suck BTW, sorry… :-0  
xry88: he almost talks as much as me  
CapnPitt: must outlast Yeti  
NorthShoreNanook: yes you do  
CapnPitt: must outlast Yeti  
Yeticus Rex: must outlast Capn  
IronChefCliff: must outlast yeti, capn, nanook, and kyy  
xry88: must last more than a few minutes  
kyyrewyyoae: go pistons!  
AugerXPR: Must last past first blind increase  
kyyrewyyoae: must not double capn up again  
kyyrewyyoae: gg capn  
CapnPitt: thx  
IronChefCliff: gg capn  
NorthShoreNanook: there ya go yeti  
CapnPitt: gg omd  
AugerXPR: Sorry Capn  
Yeticus Rex: must outlast Cap…heh …I did!!!  
kyyrewyyoae: only one more out and i’m in the money  
CapnPitt: don’t limp aces  
NorthShoreNanook: must…outlast…yeti…  
CapnPitt: don’t limp aces  
Yeticus Rex: must outlast Nook  
AugerXPR: It won’t matter, somebody’ll suck out on ya anyway  
CapnPitt: most likely you Duck!  
AugerXPR: LOL not this week…  
CapnPitt: at least I made the break this week  
AugerXPR: Hell, I couldn’t beat Yeti, my superpowers are spent  
Yeticus Rex: must outlast Nook  
NorthShoreNanook: no yeti’s allowed!  
Yeticus Rex: wahh  
Yeticus Rex: waaaah  
NorthShoreNanook: damn you  
NorthShoreNanook: I had 4 4’s  
CapnPitt: No Princess Bride references allowed either!  
NorthShoreNanook: that was pretty goddam hot actually  
NorthShoreNanook: Flopped a boat and got better on the turn  
NorthShoreNanook: Best hand I think I’ve ever had  
IronChefCliff: ah, bastard  
kyyrewyyoae: weak  
IronChefCliff: nice hand  
NorthShoreNanook: no doubling yeti!  
AugerXPR: The Yeti of Suck  
Yeticus Rex: tripling only  
kyyrewyyoae: this is going south in a hurry  
CapnPitt: kyy, you need to finish second  
AugerXPR: That F’r Yeti is a bitch tonite  
kyyrewyyoae: working on it  
CapnPitt: he’s a bitch every night  
NorthShoreNanook: There, I made up for it  
Yeticus Rex: damn you!  
IronChefCliff: 10k  
CapnPitt: and he’s almost out!  
CapnPitt: Nook did you at least use KY?  
NorthShoreNanook: butter  
Yeticus Rex: must outlast Kyy  
AugerXPR: MAB  
CapnPitt: that was simply Struthersian  
NorthShoreNanook: heh  
kyyrewyyoae: heheh  
xry88: WOW  
IronChefCliff: real south real fast  
Yeticus Rex: here it is  
Yeticus Rex: there I go  
kyyrewyyoae: money for me!  
Yeticus Rex: 4th place  
NorthShoreNanook: sorry yei  
kyyrewyyoae: at least $.18  
NorthShoreNanook: yay money!  
AugerXPR: Nanook is out for revenge, Vince  
NorthShoreNanook: Gimme those dimes baby  
Yeticus Rex: and missed the 18 cents by just that much!  
Yeticus Rex: dime, nickle and 3 pennies  
CapnPitt: perhaps a dime and 8 pennies  
IronChefCliff: i’d like three nickels, three pennies  
AugerXPR: 3 nickles, 3 pennies  
IronChefCliff: it’s a magic number  
Yeticus Rex: maybe TWO dimes if you can give them TWO pennies back  
kyyrewyyoae: sorry for delay, emergency expulsion of MAB  
AugerXPR: OMD, I only had $800 last week before I took these patsies out  
IronChefCliff: oh, i remember  
Yeticus Rex: Well Mike, I see we have a bully and two nerds on the playground tonight  
IronChefCliff: you were down to about 600  
AugerXPR: I was suckin fumes  
CapnPitt: along with other things  
kyyrewyyoae: MAB?  
AugerXPR: BUD  
CapnPitt: exactly  
NorthShoreNanook: ya but no one had 10K either 😛  
Yeticus Rex: Bully Nook has got OMD and Kyy eating sand out of the playground  
AugerXPR: He’s relentless, Vince  
xry88: BUD is evil!  
AugerXPR: The Nectar of Existance  
CapnPitt: Bud is lame  
Yeticus Rex: Kyy needs another double up here to make Nook look elsewhere for lunch money  
xry88: brewed with rice. Pure evil!  
CapnPitt: it lacks character  
IronChefCliff: here we go  
Yeticus Rex: OMD is almost out of lunch money  
CapnPitt: trip threes!  
Yeticus Rex: and OMD is broke!  
AugerXPR: Well, we ain’t got no DogsBreath Head Ale here  
CapnPitt: gg OMD  
IronChefCliff: nice kyy  
kyyrewyyoae: thx  
NorthShoreNanook: I had you beat dead guy, but the 3s woulda eaten me  
IronChefCliff: furthest i’ve gotten in about a month  
CapnPitt: texas only has DogsBreath  
xry88: where do you live again, Duke?  
Yeticus Rex: We got Michelob Amber Bock…sponsor of the Nook Sand Lot and the SDMB WPT  
IronChefCliff: what powers you ask? how about the power of flight? that do anything for you?  
AugerXPR: Nanook Of the North Beach  
Yeticus Rex: Nook just handing out purple nurples left and right  
CapnPitt: as usual, Kyy headed for second  
AugerXPR: I can’t really root for Kyy, he was way out in front  
NorthShoreNanook: better kicker and I call  
Yeticus Rex: both nipples on Kyy looking pretty grim  
IronChefCliff: from nanook’s rude tactic  
Yeticus Rex: not rudely poking out like last week  
AugerXPR: Possible Flush draw, vince  
CapnPitt: rude and grim  
CapnPitt: when you go all in  
Yeticus Rex: Kyy retaliates with a sucker punch  
Yeticus Rex: to Nooks left Nut  
AugerXPR: GRIM!  
CapnPitt: Spurs are kicking butt Kyy  
kyyrewyyoae: dammit  
Yeticus Rex: Amber Bock can sure soothe aching nipples and nuts , Mke  
CapnPitt: they soothe mine every night Vince  
Yeticus Rex: it’s heady robust flavor makes a great salve for those playground antics  
AugerXPR: Kyy’s just a 3:1 Dog, Vince  
kyyrewyyoae: these cards suck  
AugerXPR: GRIM!  
NorthShoreNanook: like I was gonna call  
Yeticus Rex: Kyy decides that its safer on the monkey bars  
Yeticus Rex: than to go head on with Nook  
CapnPitt: Nanook is like a cat toying with its crippled prey  
kyyrewyyoae: i’m not crippled  
CapnPitt: ok  
AugerXPR: Well, VInce, he’s gonna need to pick up some pots or it’ll be time to hit the slide  
CapnPitt: cripple-ish  
kyyrewyyoae: slightly maimed  
Yeticus Rex: especially since nook blasted a bag of nip  
AugerXPR: It’s just a flesh wound  
CapnPitt: knew that was coming Duke  
kyyrewyyoae: damn  
kyyrewyyoae: gg nanook  
Yeticus Rex: Kyy should at least try to throw sand in Nooks eyes  
CapnPitt: gg Nooker  
AugerXPR: And its OVAH  
IronChefCliff: gg all  
kyyrewyyoae: bitter stinging tears  
NorthShoreNanook: Figured top pair was worth a shot  
CapnPitt: Kyy finished second…imagine that  
AugerXPR: cry me a river, 2nd place boy  
xry88: gg guys  
Yeticus Rex: but Nook pushes Kyy off the bars and he lands headfirst into the concrete…not a pretty sight  
NorthShoreNanook: I think we’ve had 3 heads up matches now  
CapnPitt: But you’ll never finish second if you drink amber bock  
NorthShoreNanook: He won the last one, I won the first and last  
xry88: 'night  
xry88 has left the room.  
CapnPitt: night x  
NorthShoreNanook: er, he won the middle  
NorthShoreNanook: bah you know what I meant  
Yeticus Rex: good game guys  
IronChefCliff has left the room.  
AugerXPR: Nanook pushed him off the Merry Go Round and skinned his kness  
kyyrewyyoae: i’m going to tell teacher  
Yeticus Rex: Kyy…crying like a little rude and grim bitch  
Yeticus Rex: with bloody knees  
CapnPitt: that’s how I like my rude and grim bitches Vince  
kyyrewyyoae: lol  
NorthShoreNanook: My dad can beat up your dad  
Yeticus Rex: Ill take any rude and grim bitch, bloody or not  
NorthShoreNanook: so wait, let me get this straight  
AugerXPR: Well, I can hardly wait for those updated grim and rude standings…I can always look forward to next Q  
kyyrewyyoae: crying, bloody, and doused with a liberal coat of michelob amber bock  
NorthShoreNanook: Last week it was lawyers and a hospital, now its school yard bullies?  
NorthShoreNanook: heh  
CapnPitt: not bloody, per se…  
CapnPitt: but bloody knees  
NorthShoreNanook: can’t wait to see what I become next week  
CapnPitt: Superman?  
CapnPitt: a werewolf?  
NorthShoreNanook: Nah, I’d have to win 2 more to do that  
Yeticus Rex: the best first aid supply you can ever have…MAB  
kyyrewyyoae: butterfly?  
AugerXPR: If I’m a lawyer, then somebody is in for a grim and rude treat  
NorthShoreNanook: Have to catch Ducks record  
Yeticus Rex: I just have bad timing  
Yeticus Rex: and can’t let go of some hands  
AugerXPR: 3 in a row, back to back, baybeee  
NorthShoreNanook: I have the same issue at times  
kyyrewyyoae: Michelob Amber Bock - pour it into your orifices. I dare ya!  
NorthShoreNanook: Hush up mr. suck, wait til you see the rankings tomorrow  
NorthShoreNanook: Betcha I’m ahead of you 😛  
AugerXPR: I don’t wanna see!  
Yeticus Rex: better yet, jam the whole bottle in each orifice and hit the sack  
CapnPitt: [South Park] I learned something today [/South Park]  
NorthShoreNanook: ok I’m off to bed  
AugerXPR: I’m done this Q, 3rd Q is all I have to look towards  
kyyrewyyoae: the burning lets you know it’s working  
NorthShoreNanook: Catch you guys next week  
CapnPitt: night nook  
AugerXPR: later  
CapnPitt: nice win  
NorthShoreNanook has left the room.  
Yeticus Rex: burning MAB, the best heat source on the damn blue marble  
Yeticus Rex: comes with nuclear option too  
CapnPitt: isn’t Burning MAB some sort of festival?  
kyyrewyyoae: clean, efficient, and huffing the fumes gives you a buzz!  
Yeticus Rex: yessss  
Yeticus Rex: Burn Orifice Festival…sponsored by MAB  
AugerXPR: out in the desert, bunch of wackos  
Yeticus Rex: This Father’s Day…2005  
CapnPitt: and legal counsel provided by Duck of Suck, Esq.  
AugerXPR: The Burning Man is?  
kyyrewyyoae: give your father a surprise this Father’s Day  
Yeticus Rex: Nevada Desert  
CapnPitt: right  
kyyrewyyoae: Fill his orifices with michelob amber bock!  
AugerXPR: run around drug addled naked in the desert!  
Yeticus Rex: A one way ticket to the desert and a keg of MAB  
CapnPitt: What could be finer, Vince?  
AugerXPR: Shade?  
CapnPitt: LOL  
Yeticus Rex: wait, Im already in the desert…nurse, sen me a keg of MAB…STAT!  
CapnPitt: Michelob Amber Bock…sunscreen of the stars  
CapnPitt: I see bot tables  
CapnPitt: I see bot tables  
Yeticus Rex: Duke…tell us about bot tables  
AugerXPR: I gotta go, dog needs out and we just had a big ass rain, gotta get him to high ground or he’ll track mud  
kyyrewyyoae: it’s funny every time!  
CapnPitt: night Duke  
AugerXPR: Oh, I don’t know…They just sit there! I saw one last night  
Yeticus Rex: night duke  
AugerXPR: do the same thing  
Yeticus Rex: saw what?  
AugerXPR: Never bet, just fold  
CapnPitt: he saw a bot  
Yeticus Rex: ah  
AugerXPR: every hand, and this one never made it past the break, just folded til out  
Yeticus Rex: huh  
AugerXPR: I don’t understand the logic of having them there  
Yeticus Rex: well, this all star coach needs to make a few a few phone calls  
AugerXPR: Yep, fold every hand, right thru the blinds, every round  
AugerXPR: never act, at all  
CapnPitt: all right then gents  
CapnPitt: catch you later  
AugerXPR: Okis Dokey!  
kyyrewyyoae: night fellas  
CapnPitt has left the room.  
Yeticus Rex: I promise to be swiggin MAB next week  
AugerXPR has left the room.  
kyyrewyyoae: it’s actually not half bad  
Yeticus Rex: night all  
kyyrewyyoae has left the room.

**Winner: Nook**

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**Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-world-poker-tour-on-pokertropolis-rude-and-grim-when-you-go-all-in/306295/80 "2005-06-10T07:09:34Z")

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Congrat’s **Nook**.

Hopefully I’ll get to play next week… **x-ray vision** I’m thinking there may have been confusion about my user name at PT… I’m “Eleusis” there, but “Eleusis SDMB” on the AIM. (Some jerk stole my name 😉 )  
As it turns out, I played a two table $30 SNG at pacific poker instead, and went out on the bubble, with QQ vs KJ (again). Cest la vie.

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