# The sea gulls are swarming!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sea-gulls-are-swarming/267923>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 6, 2004, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sea-gulls-are-swarming/267923 "2004-10-06T21:28:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rock\_n\_Roach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Rock\_n\_Roach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rock_n_Roach)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2004, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sea-gulls-are-swarming/267923/21 "2004-10-07T16:17:47Z")

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> [@chique](#):
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> Picture this: Driving down Beretania Street in Honolulu, window down, arm on door, dressed up for work and on my way to it. You’d think the stupid bird could hit my windshield, don’t you? But, no…it shit on my arm. :mad:

Picture this. Lunchtime, walking through park, the birds excretions found the INSIDE of my glasses. And nowhere else.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sea-gulls-are-swarming/267923/22 "2004-10-07T16:20:42Z")

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Ooo, this is creepy. I just finished reading _The Dark Half_ by Stephen King last night.

A major plot device is swarms and swarms of sparrows.

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