# The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 29, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125 "2008-03-29T01:28:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harriet_the_Spry)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/1 "2008-03-29T01:28:14Z")

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In IMHO -

\*\*The least erotic sexual fetish

Tell me about your colon. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/2 "2008-03-29T16:36:01Z")

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\*\*What can I say instead of “OK, guys…”  
“Y’all” as a singular mode of address \*\*

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/3 "2008-03-29T17:50:06Z")

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Right below this thread at this particular moment:

Ballgame etiquette  
When The Right Words Are Necessary

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/4 "2008-03-29T17:50:57Z")

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\*\*When The Right Words Are Necessary  
When was the lastime you were in a real, good old fashioned fistfight? \*\*

The last time I couldn’t find the right words, I guess. Things kinda went downhill after that.

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/5 "2008-03-30T22:39:44Z")

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**What to feed a cat with urinary issues?  
Natural/OTC diuretics**

Well, I guess it would depend on what the issues are, exactly . . .

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/6 "2008-03-31T14:39:49Z")

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\*\*Commit Cultural Heresy: No Cow Too Sacred.  
Yes We Can – Barak Obama music video  
Why do so many black comedies have “altered” characters?  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/7 "2008-03-31T14:48:44Z")

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\*\*What’s the most common language ever?  
Perky 1960s breasts

In praise of lobotomyboy63  
Seven Years In A Persistent Vegetative State \*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/8 "2008-03-31T14:50:53Z")

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**Just got an SKS rifle!  
Man cleaned out by belligerent imbeciles, because of malicious Craigslist entry.**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/9 "2008-03-31T15:34:05Z")

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\*\* Now what kind of man doesn’t believe in the Little People?

Tell me about your encounter with the giants

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Gulliver? That you?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/10 "2008-03-31T17:02:10Z")

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\*\*Mixing whiskey drinks… need help fast!!  
Seven Years In A Persistent Vegetative State  
Pub Etiquette? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/11 "2008-03-31T18:38:21Z")

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\*\*Visiting Albany, NY  
Are you prepared for an emergency? \*\*

Hey, it’s not THAT bad.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/12 "2008-03-31T20:07:27Z")

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\*\*advertisers who don’t understand how billboards work  
Just got an SKS rifle! \*\*  
Now that’s a fire sale.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/13 "2008-03-31T20:10:17Z")

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\*\*You don’t have to work here to help, but it’s mad. (mess up common sayings)

Practical Jokes At Work  
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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/14 "2008-03-31T20:30:50Z")

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Over in Cafe Society:

\*\*Poison’s Drummer arrested - and I just found out his real name is…

Kristin Lavransdattir \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/15 "2008-04-01T02:01:26Z")

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\*\* Favorite expressions

Never a dull moment.

April Fool!

\*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/16 "2008-04-01T03:47:55Z")

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**A product that COMPLETELY fails  
Stitches**

Hm. Could be messy.

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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/17 "2008-04-01T04:53:11Z")

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**Will I ever understand people? Probably not.**

**omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/18 "2008-04-01T12:12:59Z")

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\*\* YAAAY!!! We’re singing with Bernadette Peters!!!

What do you think of this style of writing?  
\*\*  
Hmmmmm. (Tasting). Too many exclamation points for my ttaste.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/19 "2008-04-01T13:32:01Z")

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\*\*Baseball Question: Would This be a Home Run?  
Perky 1960s breasts \*\*

Nope. Still just second base.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/20 "2008-04-01T13:46:18Z")

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\*\*A product that COMPLETELY fails  
Free Typewriter \*\*

Not exactly the best e-bay advert…

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