# The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125 "2008-03-29T01:28:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/181 "2008-04-21T17:35:04Z")
\*\*Songs about freespirited women More songs that scared you as a kid? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![TomScanlan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aca169/32.png) [@TomScanlan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TomScanlan)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/182 "2008-04-21T19:10:09Z")
**Hot Teachers, Seduced Students Marriage circling the drain (Long)** It took me a while to figure out what this thread was all about… but with enough chuckling, a couple of neurons must have banged together causing me to comprehend it. With that said… it’s my first post! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/183 "2008-04-21T22:24:22Z")
\*\*You mean-spirited, coldhearted CHICKENSHIT asshole! How DARE you ! Am I Chiding, Scolding, Discussing in a Friendly Way, or Itchin for a Fight? \*\* I’d say the latter. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/184 "2008-04-22T18:03:01Z")
**Hot Teachers, Seduced Students Lessons you learned the hard way…** ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/185 "2008-04-22T18:32:10Z")
\*\*Working with a Bunch of Backstabbers. Literally Y’know, I have pretty cool jobs. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/186 "2008-04-22T21:33:53Z")
**I lost half my total blood volume yesterday. World’s Angriest Cat** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Motojojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@Motojojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motojojo)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/187 "2008-04-23T01:58:53Z")
\*\*Gun owners happier, wealthier Gettin’ the hell outta Dodge \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/188 "2008-04-23T02:55:56Z")
**Happy birthday, Emma Watson! Del Taco white sauce?** What? She’s 18! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/189 "2008-04-23T13:29:28Z")
\*\*I’m Adolph Hitler Und I Approve Zis Message Gun owners happier, wealthier \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/190 "2008-04-23T13:41:46Z")
\*\*How can I do this to people? This Week in Penis Theft News I hit rock bottom last night. (Alcohol related) \*\* Yes, there’s always booze in these kinds of stories, isn’t there? ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/191 "2008-04-23T14:47:08Z")
From the Pit: **You mean-spirited, coldhearted CHICKENSHIT asshole! How DARE you ! What the fuck did you need with my license plate? Seriously?** \*\*Lib, I was trying to help - thanks for the snark and the ‘gotcha.’ What’s wrong with tentacle hentai? \*\* What kind of gotcha was that? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/192 "2008-04-23T15:45:05Z")
Right now, right here in MPSIMS: **The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over Sequential Posts** ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/193 "2008-04-23T17:48:43Z")
Still right here in MPSIMS: My brother ran himself over with his own truck Meanwhile, in the Anti-matter Universe… ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/194 "2008-04-23T19:48:52Z")
\*\*Tip a canoe (and Sauron, too!) I hit rock bottom last night. (Alcohol related) \*\* One should never paddle a canoe while drunk since those river rocks are just waiting to bop you on the noggin. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/195 "2008-04-23T19:57:54Z")
**Abusive Parents: Do You Give Them Loving Care When They’re Old? How do I dump her?** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/196 "2008-04-23T20:13:22Z")
\*\*This Week in Penis Theft News If you flick it more than once, you’re playing with it \*\* Even if it’s not your own? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/197 "2008-04-24T02:38:34Z")
**Quick–what should I tip for pizza delivery? Black people and cocoa butter** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/198 "2008-04-24T04:19:09Z")
**This Week in Penis Theft News A Very Sad Man in Thailand** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/199 "2008-04-24T12:23:59Z")
\*\*What thing about people your own age and sex do you most consistently envy? Twatwaffles, scrotumscones, and Alabama dick dances \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/200 "2008-04-24T14:33:23Z")
Now it’s: \*\*What Goods or Services Would You Buy That are Not Currently Available? Twatwaffles, scrotumscones, and Alabama dick dances \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125.md?page=11)