# The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125 "2008-03-29T01:28:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/201 "2008-04-24T14:40:12Z")
\*\*Scenes That Are Almost Too Uncomfortable/Awkward to Watch American Idol 4/22 and 4/23 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/202 "2008-04-24T15:54:00Z")
\*\*Fighting prostate cancer one tug at a time. If you flick it more than once, you’re playing with it \*\* Yeah, but it’s…it’s…medicinal. Yeah, that’s the ticket. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/203 "2008-04-24T18:21:07Z")
\*\*Wherefore this ridiculous idea that Hillary “lost”? It’s because she’s not white. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/204 "2008-04-24T21:18:22Z")
\*\*Shodan, I know you’re too dumb for this Pitting to do any good, but… It’s Earth Day! Who cares?!?! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/205 "2008-04-24T21:41:15Z")
\*\* Fighting Ignorance Since 1973 Why do we applaud \*\* Because we are fighting the good fight. Let’s give it up for the Dopers 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/206 "2008-04-24T21:52:09Z")
\*\*What activity would you engage in were it legal? Not putting sexual orientation on Facebook, MySpace etc. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/207 "2008-04-24T22:52:03Z")
**What activity would you engage in were it legal? Twatwaffles, scrotumscones, and Alabama dick dances** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/208 "2008-04-25T11:37:00Z")
\*\*Possibility of being an Atheist Believer. Florida “I Believe” license plate proposed \*\* Can atheists get them? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/209 "2008-04-25T12:24:39Z")
\*\*Portland Meetup? Portland’s (and possibly world’s) Best Strip Joint \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/210 "2008-04-25T12:25:41Z")
\*\* Best times you kept your mouth shut So who else is getting married soon? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/211 "2008-04-25T14:09:34Z")
**Portland’s (and possibly world’s) Best Strip Joint** **Any Interest in a Naked Daniel Radcliffe Dopefest?** ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/212 "2008-04-25T17:41:41Z")
\*\*I’m in UR Bathroom, making a MS Well, shit. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/213 "2008-04-25T17:53:44Z")
New Posts: **I’m in UR Bathroom, making a MS Why won’t the DNC do something to fix this mess?** Hey, your bathroom, your problem. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/214 "2008-04-25T19:39:27Z")
**Is it bad to watch a Cat stalk and consume large quantities of birds? DC dopers - entertainer suggestions?** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/215 "2008-04-25T20:18:31Z")
\*\*Help me score with chicks When did you learn about the birds and the bees? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/216 "2008-04-25T23:35:25Z")
[QUOTE=Hypno-Toad] \*\*Help me score with chicks When did you learn about the birds and the bees? \*\* [/QUOTE] Damn! Beaten to it (3 hours ago!). ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/217 "2008-04-25T23:53:36Z")
**I’m in UR Bathroom, making a MS Well, shit.** Indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/218 "2008-04-26T05:47:50Z")
**So my friend just sunk a chainsaw into his leg Bestest Sounds** I loved hearing him yell, “Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrghhhh!!!” ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/219 "2008-04-26T12:13:56Z")
**I thought vasectomies were supposed to be fairly painless So my friend just sunk a chainsaw into his leg** You’re doing it wrong!! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/220 "2008-04-26T19:08:49Z")
**My wife is being sexually harassed. Am I doing the right thing by doing nothing? How do I dump her?** Well, that’s some kinda “punishing the victim” right there… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125.md?page=12)