# The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125 "2008-03-29T01:28:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/221 "2008-04-26T21:22:08Z")
A weird four-fer in GQ: \*\* A hopefully quick criminal law/jury question. How hard would it be to stab yourself to death? Diabetics take the shot in the stomach? Please help identify this gun!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/222 "2008-04-26T23:16:15Z")
\*\*When did you learn about the birds and the bees? I thought vasectomies were supposed to be fairly painless New baby! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/223 "2008-04-26T23:17:14Z")
When did you learn about the birds and the bees? I thought vasectomies were supposed to be fairly painless New baby! :smack: Beat me by _that_ much :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/224 "2008-04-28T12:55:27Z")
\*\*The greatest entrance in cinema history … “This is Plankton dressed as Sephiroth!” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/225 "2008-04-28T13:04:30Z")
The greatest entrance in cinema history … “This is Plankton dressed as Sephiroth!” There’s a lot of this going around. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/226 "2008-04-28T14:02:21Z")
\*\*So I slap GWB on Jan 21… Is it illegal to use a picture of the president for target practice? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/227 "2008-04-28T15:41:52Z")
\*\*A public/private bathroom question. Found a bone \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/228 "2008-04-28T17:39:36Z")
**Need Help Finding Czech Reicpe! Candy that makes you go "Blech"** Good Lord, why would you want a recipe for THAT? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/229 "2008-04-28T17:40:15Z")
\*\* Is it bad to watch a Cat stalk and consume large quantities of birds? Cat barfing…how much is too much? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/230 "2008-04-29T02:15:17Z")
\*\*Top 10 Smartest and Dumbest Dog Breeds Shouldn’t we have a cat forum? Cat poll. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/231 "2008-04-29T03:04:26Z")
From New Posts: \*\*Could I have a private train? How many of you do this? \*\* Ohhh, I do! I do! Mine’s a Lionel HO scale. What? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/232 "2008-04-29T03:50:49Z")
**Anal anatomy question (as it pertains to anal sex) Passing out from pain?** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/233 "2008-04-29T03:59:57Z")
**In Cambodia, Urban Renewal Takes a Nasty Twist Why I have to fire my lawnman.** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/234 "2008-04-29T11:37:17Z")
\*\*Name a silly thing that you don’t really need but lust after anyway I sorta like Rev Wright… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/235 "2008-04-29T12:20:25Z")
\*\*Name my sister’s (lesbian) baseball team - smut allowed! I got a didgeridoo \*\* The Didgeridoos–works for me! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/236 "2008-04-29T12:29:10Z")
\*\*How many of you do this? Is starving a dog to death as part of a performance art exhibition OK? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/237 "2008-04-29T13:14:38Z")
\*\*Veterans Benefits for CSA Could I have a private train? \*\* Yeah, they offer the best deals to all the long-dead soldiers. \*\* “annoying” music that you adore Bob Dylan, Neil Young, or Waits? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/238 "2008-04-29T13:35:54Z")
\*\* Black are better at music—Or fuck you Diogenes the Cynic “Canadian” is now code for “n-word”?! \*\* I’ll give them this – those Canadians sure are good at music! ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/239 "2008-04-29T13:55:33Z")
[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.] **In Cambodia, Urban Renewal Takes a Nasty Twist Why I have to fire my lawnman.** [/QUOTE] Right now, I’ve got this: **Why I have to fire my lawnman. Mow lawn, fill out police statement…sigh** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/240 "2008-04-29T14:51:53Z")
[QUOTE=Max Torque] Right now, I’ve got this: **Why I have to fire my lawnman. Mow lawn, fill out police statement…sigh** [/QUOTE] Remember…“lawman” is only one letter away from “lawnman” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125.md?page=13)