# The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 29, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125 "2008-03-29T01:28:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 13

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/241 "2008-04-29T16:55:04Z")

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**Public farting  
Is fish meat?**

I present to you the best silly line since “I can haz ur chezburger” or possibly “When come back, bring pie.”

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/242 "2008-04-29T17:01:48Z")

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\*\*Inventions Which Killed Their Creators  
“Authentic” Bangkok Diet Pills on eBay? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/243 "2008-04-29T17:57:31Z")

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\*\*Am I a Bad Uncle?  
Public farting \*\*

Pretty much bog standard as far as uncles go…

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/244 "2008-04-29T18:06:43Z")

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\*\*Public farting  
Gas price revolt \*\*

Looks like the farting thread is getting its’ second wind.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/245 "2008-04-29T19:46:07Z")

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\*\*Inventions Which Killed Their Creators  
“Oops!” Embarrassing Public Accidents. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/246 "2008-04-29T20:23:24Z")

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\*\*“Did you” rendered as “Didjoo”  
How Did You fire a “Matchlock” Musket?

Spitzer Call Girl Sues “Girls Gone Wild”  
“Oops!” Embarrassing Public Accidents.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/247 "2008-04-29T22:08:59Z")

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\*\*Jew Fear in the US in the early to mid 1900’s - What was so scary about the Jews?  
Public farting  
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**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/248 "2008-04-29T22:22:40Z")

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\*\*Orangutans seen in wild using spears. Newslink  
NOT a good week for my daughter’s looks. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/249 "2008-04-29T22:59:11Z")

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**What activity would you engage in were it legal?  
What young people need to know before marriage**

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/250 "2008-04-29T23:46:13Z")

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**What activity would you engage in were it legal?**  
**Public Farting**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/251 "2008-04-30T10:08:50Z")

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\*\*What young people need to know before marriage  
‘Sent For Retraining’  
Things to Do in San Francisco  
Have you ever been to a prostitute? \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/252 "2008-04-30T11:58:11Z")

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\*\*Clinton and McCain are Idiots

Senator Clinton - You Are an Idiot  
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Where’s the separate thread calling McCain an idiot?

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**Author:** ![chicken\_wire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@chicken\_wire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicken_wire)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/253 "2008-04-30T12:52:34Z")

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\*\*I’m 26 and can’t swim…

A public/private bathroom question. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/254 "2008-04-30T15:50:32Z")

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**Child behaviour problem - please help!  
Public farting**  
Eh, they grow out of it…

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/255 "2008-04-30T18:27:53Z")

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\*\*High school senior’s summer work plans  
Public farting \*\*

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/256 "2008-04-30T20:41:50Z")

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\*\*NOT a good week for my daughter’s looks.  
new shoes, anyone? \*\*

That must be that “retail therapy” I’ve heard so much about.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/257 "2008-04-30T20:49:37Z")

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\*\*Public farting  
Tell me about Boston \*\*  
Two words… Baked & Beans.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/258 "2008-04-30T20:49:43Z")

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\*\*Help me think of questions to ask potential roommates!  
Do you have a TV?  
My wife is being sexually harassed. Am I doing the right thing by doing nothing?  
Tell me about those electrode stomach excercise thingies  
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Well, one out of three ain’t bad.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/259 "2008-04-30T21:03:22Z")

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And in GQ we’re _solving the energy crisis!_

**Generating Electricity with My Water Supply ?  
What is the trick with nuclear fusion?  
Vaginal lubrication in prepubescent girls**

Ahem… actually, there might be a couple of things wrong with that idea…

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/260 "2008-04-30T21:10:26Z")

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**Black are better at music—Or fuck you Diogenes the Cynic  
How dare you tell me to Fuck Off**  
Oh, it’s just Internet Tough Guy Syndrome, pay no attention to it. 🙂

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