# The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125 "2008-03-29T01:28:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/261 "2008-04-30T21:11:56Z")
**Suggest ways to burn calories in an office. Have you ever been to a prostitute?** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/262 "2008-04-30T21:34:30Z")
**NOT a good week for my daughter’s looks. Gaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Giant fungus among us! Doper Kid Photo Thread** I’m not even sure I \*want \*to see that… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/263 "2008-04-30T22:03:33Z")
\*\*Have you patented anything? How do I begin? Public farting \*\* That’s a good patent idea – _for me to poop on!_ ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/264 "2008-05-01T02:09:11Z")
\*\*I am so glad I’m inside right now… Gaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Giant fungus among us! \*\* I think I’d rather be outside. Yeah, outside is good. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/265 "2008-05-01T13:53:09Z")
\*\*Why do D.O.'s exist? Found a bone \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/266 "2008-05-01T16:26:48Z")
\*\*Suggest ways to burn calories in an office. Public farting \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/267 "2008-05-01T17:50:25Z")
\*\* Ask the guy who just had a colonsocopy May I ride my horse downtown and park it by my house? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/268 "2008-05-01T18:49:01Z")
From my recent posts: \*\*So what do the Jedi believe, exactly? Rush Limbaugh “dreams of” riots in Denver \*\* Rush Limbaugh can get to Denver in less than 3 parsecs! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/269 "2008-05-01T19:36:19Z")
\*\* The Horror In The Basement A Tale of Two Boobs \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/270 "2008-05-01T19:40:24Z")
\*\*If I like King’s The Stand, I’ll also enjoy… home made hamburgers \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/271 "2008-05-01T19:43:50Z")
\*\*What is my router doing? Generating Electricity with My Water Supply ? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/272 "2008-05-01T19:52:37Z")
\*\*With apologies to Stevie Wonder: My inheritance is on its way \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/273 "2008-05-01T20:13:44Z")
\*\*Truth or Consequences Have you ever been to a prostitute? What are some of the most valuable items ever bought at yard sale? Found a bone NOT a good week for my daughter’s looks. The Horror In The Basement \*\* Daddy, can I come out now? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/274 "2008-05-01T20:56:20Z")
\*\* My inheritance is on its way Hawaiian Kingdom Re-established! \*\* Now THAT is quite an inheritance ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/275 "2008-05-02T11:27:12Z")
\*\*Burglar breaks into your house - what do you do? Truth or Consequences \*\* That’s one approach, I guess. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/276 "2008-05-02T12:30:13Z")
\*\*Actual call to my radio show… …And the Whining Commences (MADD and GTA IV) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/277 "2008-05-02T12:47:08Z")
**did you want that $360,000,000 in fives? My inheritance is on its way** I guess granny’s mattress was well stuffed. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/278 "2008-05-02T13:45:19Z")
\*\*Burglar breaks into your house - what do you do? Go to jail, Mom. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/279 "2008-05-02T14:02:47Z")
\*\*The opposite of “Sausage Fest” is … ? Is fish meat? \*\* No, it’s “Fish Meet!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/280 "2008-05-02T17:23:55Z")
\*\* If I like King’s The Stand, I’ll also enjoy… The Office: “Did I Stutter?” (open spoilers) 30 Rock, 05/01: “Sandwich Day” Jeopardy 5/1/08 \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125.md?page=15)