# The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125 "2008-03-29T01:28:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/301 "2008-05-05T20:26:42Z")
\*\*What are working-class Americans so afraid of? Socialism and Obama \*\* ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/302 "2008-05-05T20:28:41Z")
**Burglar breaks into your house - what do you do? Public farting** _This is not the air you’re looking for…_ ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2008, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/303 "2008-05-05T20:43:52Z")
**Things you’ve said to pets that wouldn’t work in your dating profile Exercise suggestions for the very overweight I’m a Freak of Nature** Yeah, I see why you don’t want that in your profile. However, I don’t really think talking to your pets about it is going to do much good either. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/304 "2008-05-05T21:53:56Z")
\*\*Storing dug-up tulip bulbs? God’s most perfectest fruit? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/305 "2008-05-05T22:21:10Z")
**What is your favorite trivia question? Who would you choose to spend 24 hours trapped with?** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/306 "2008-05-06T01:28:38Z")
\*\*Suitable Graduation Gift? What is donating bone marrow like?\*\* Wow, that’s pretty generous! I’d be thinking something more along the lines of a book or picture frame. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/307 "2008-05-06T05:52:30Z")
\*\*I’m a Freak of Nature Devolution in Florida \*\* It all starts with hairy palms, people. Hairy palms! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/308 "2008-05-06T13:35:52Z")
\*\*For the ladies-being asked for sex Woodworking: slicing timber? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/309 "2008-05-06T14:26:40Z")
\*\*For the ladies-being asked for sex How Busy Are You at Work? Starting again from the bottom \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/310 "2008-05-06T14:41:28Z")
\*\*Things you should not find sexy, and yet do For the ladies-being asked for sex \*\* If only… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/311 "2008-05-06T14:59:48Z")
\*\*Blogger Newbie Seeks Help! I’m fairly sure my best friend’s wife is cheating on him. What to do? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/312 "2008-05-06T17:28:26Z")
\*\*When I was a boy … Mildred Loving Passed Away \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/313 "2008-05-06T17:34:11Z")
\*\*I believe I may have located a large segment of the world’s moron population So I’m utterly addicted to Facebook. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/314 "2008-05-06T17:46:14Z")
\*\* I believe I may have located a large segment of the world’s moron population Hawaii’s Big Island - Please help me find a sandy beach AND condo on it! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/315 "2008-05-06T18:08:53Z")
\*\*Public farting Starting again from the bottom Things you should not find sexy, and yet do \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/316 "2008-05-06T19:22:21Z")
\*\* Balls - why keep 'em outside? God’s most perfectest fruit? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/317 "2008-05-06T20:48:40Z")
\*\*Things you should not find sexy, and yet do Public farting \*\* Eeerily enough, I think this is true for some people. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/318 "2008-05-07T01:39:33Z")
\*\*Come ye after me, and I will make you to become fishers of men. Worst Fortune Cookie Message. Ever. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/319 "2008-05-07T12:22:34Z")
**Give blood --\> sleep like the dead? Blackouts and Amnesia** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/320 "2008-05-07T12:45:32Z")
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