# The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125 "2008-03-29T01:28:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/321 "2008-05-07T13:00:59Z")
\*\*Things you’ve said to pets that wouldn’t work in your dating profile Come ye after me, and I will make you to become fishers of men. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/322 "2008-05-07T13:06:45Z")
\*\*Never put a penis… Doper Picture Thread\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/323 "2008-05-07T13:46:29Z")
\*\*What are “Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?” for 200 Alex. Amusing experiences with employees \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/324 "2008-05-07T14:22:30Z")
\*\*What are “Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?” for 200 Alex. My big goofball horse… sigh… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/325 "2008-05-07T17:19:14Z")
\*\*What are “Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?” for 200 Alex. Eureka! behold the tuna and onion omelette sandwich! \*\* I think the vagina question will continue to be a fruitful source for Sequential Threads for a while yet ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/326 "2008-05-07T20:03:07Z")
\*\*what would cause a cornish hen chick to hava a nasty dirty vent? Evolution \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/327 "2008-05-07T21:53:09Z")
**Ka-BONK! That’s the name of my next album** Not bad! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2008, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/328 "2008-05-08T00:35:30Z")
IMHO: **For the ladies-being asked for sex How much rent should I charge?** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2008, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/329 "2008-05-08T07:47:13Z")
\*\*Praise me, for I have kept my mouth shut! SDMB Weight Loss Club May '08 \*\* That’s pretty much the secret… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2008, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/330 "2008-05-08T09:51:10Z")
\*\*What are “Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?” for 200 Alex. Never put a penis… \*\* Lesbian propaganda. A large number of women are perfectly happy with them, actually. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2008, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/331 "2008-05-08T13:47:11Z")
\*\* Somebody loves me … Who dislikes their child so much at birth… Sometimes the little turds make you proud… What are “Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?” for 200 Alex. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2008, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/332 "2008-05-08T14:22:40Z")
\*\* Do men generally marry their most attractive girlfriend? Men: Tell me the truth, now! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/333 "2008-05-08T14:31:56Z")
\*\*What are “Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?” for 200 Alex. Creatures Great And Small \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/334 "2008-05-08T15:16:43Z")
\*\*Somebody loves me … My Phlebotomist Thinks I’m Sexy \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2008, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/335 "2008-05-08T17:35:10Z")
\*\*What are “Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?” for 200 Alex. I had to do it… (lolcat related) Paen to Perverted Penguins Prods Parents to Protest \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2008, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/336 "2008-05-08T17:54:41Z")
\*\*Balls - why keep 'em outside? what “tension” is being relieved by massage \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/337 "2008-05-08T21:02:31Z")
\*\*So, I got divorced. Now what? My breasts yearn to be free, or the most embarrassing thing that happened to me today \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/338 "2008-05-09T05:16:12Z")
\*\*I might be going HOME! That does it, I’m going back to school Goodbye, Luella \*\* Goodbye, you fickle-hearted little thing, you. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/339 "2008-05-09T12:24:14Z")
\*\* Planet of the Apes; female gorillas or orangutans? _12 Monkeys_ -we’re right about this part, aren’t we? (huge spoiler) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/340 "2008-05-09T15:42:39Z")
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