# The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 29, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125 "2008-03-29T01:28:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/341 "2008-05-09T16:19:07Z")

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\*\*Great tits cope well with warming

The Mammogram Video\*\*

Good, I really hate those cold mammograms.

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**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/342 "2008-05-09T18:53:35Z")

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\*\*Could you make a functioning gun entirely out of ceramics?

Ceramics dopers needed: Techie Question regarding firing \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/343 "2008-05-09T19:50:00Z")

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\*\* What are “Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?” for 200 Alex.  
The Duggers are at it again!  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/344 "2008-05-09T21:00:01Z")

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\*\* Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

What are “Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?” for 200 Alex.  
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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/345 "2008-05-10T00:48:02Z")

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\*\*Holy Crap! That’s some wind there  
Recommend ways to get people to stop interrupting \*\*

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**Author:** ![chicken\_wire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@chicken\_wire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicken_wire)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/346 "2008-05-10T03:42:37Z")

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\*\*Great tits cope well with warming  
It’s spring. Are you getting out?  
Things that are pink \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/347 "2008-05-10T15:09:01Z")

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\*\* Does anybody listen to music through big ass speakers anymore?  
“And these are the kind of things that men do.”

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/348 "2008-05-10T17:13:16Z")

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**Your favorite military experience story  
If you give an Islamic Militant a grenade launcher …**

I can’t wait to see how this one ends!

**Play with fire, get burned. Don’t cheat overtime!  
So, I got divorced. Now what?**

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**Author:** ![Bergomum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/34f0e0/32.png) [@Bergomum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bergomum)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/349 "2008-05-10T17:46:28Z")

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**How long is this going to stink?  
What to do when I can’t stop barfing?**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/350 "2008-05-10T18:14:52Z")

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\*\*Scenes That Are Almost Too Uncomfortable/Awkward to Watch  
Seinfeld: Ten Years Later \*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2008, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/351 "2008-05-11T15:13:55Z")

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**So, I got divorced. Now what?  
Liquor Stores - Why do they exist and why so many?**

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**Author:** ![Skylark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Skylark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skylark)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2008, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/352 "2008-05-11T19:11:55Z")

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\*\*Lesbians (as in “Greek islanders”) vs Lesbians (as in “girl-on-girl”)  
Where to find Italian sausage? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/353 "2008-05-12T13:11:06Z")

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\*\* If you gave your kid a wierd celebrity baby name  
Brain Zaps \*\*

Too bad Frank Zappa didn’t use it–Brain Zaps Zappa is way cool

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/354 "2008-05-12T16:50:42Z")

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\*\*What parts would you protect with body armor?  
Would anyone miss me? \*\*

You’d better wear the armor in case they don’t.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/355 "2008-05-12T17:14:45Z")

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In the Pit:

\*\*Fucking bitch  
It would kill you to be nice to the poor kid? \*\*

\*\*Hey, thanks for the notice that my sub was expiring  
Omniscient: Fuck you. \*\*

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/356 "2008-05-12T17:25:48Z")

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\*\*My breasts yearn to be free, or the most embarrassing thing that happened to me today

Great tits cope well with warming \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/357 "2008-05-12T19:17:17Z")

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\*\*The $600 From The IRS: What Did You/Are You Going To Do With It?  
Hot Dog Rolls \*\*

HOT DOGS FOR EVERYONE!

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/358 "2008-05-13T07:14:57Z")

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\*\*“Hornets From Hell” - Neat National Geographic clip about gigantic, predatory hornets  
A pain connoisseur’s guide to insect stings \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/359 "2008-05-13T14:31:37Z")

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\*\*A red line does not mean I spelt it wrong. Reduced intelligence through technology.  
I Can Haz CheezBird?  
\*\*

Sometimes it does.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/360 "2008-05-13T20:24:51Z")

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