# The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125 "2008-03-29T01:28:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/361 "2008-05-13T20:42:19Z")
\*\*Megan Fox topless, anyone? Furries: why do so many dress as foxes? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/362 "2008-05-14T02:45:20Z")
Sequential thread titles from the main page of the board: IMHO: **Having a Pet is Cruel?** MPSIMS: **And Now, Cat Spanking** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/363 "2008-05-14T09:44:09Z")
Top of the page in MPSIMS right now: **Thai Bargirls – Fall in Love at Your Own Risk** **Odd/prescient/precocious things your kids have said** ---
**Author:** ![RiverRunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/977dab/32.png) [@RiverRunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RiverRunner)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/364 "2008-05-14T13:57:29Z")
**Women voice their preferences - The Authentic Penis Size Preference Chart** **Cornelius Vanderbilt Wood** ---
**Author:** ![chicken\_wire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@chicken\_wire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicken_wire)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/365 "2008-05-14T14:07:29Z")
\*\*The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over Life Sucks Sometimes (more cancer) I’m scared for my mom (cancer) \*\* Mmmmm, meta sequential… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/366 "2008-05-14T17:15:42Z")
\*\*A tiny little thing that blew me away… Top 10 Oddball Jesus Sightings \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/367 "2008-05-14T18:26:46Z")
\*\*So we have attack birds We Have Pigeon Eggs \*\* Attack Pigeons! (Cue the **High Anxiety** footage!) ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/368 "2008-05-14T19:54:48Z")
\*\*A dating reality check, please Why do my cat and dog ignore each other completely \*\* Um… they’re just not that into each other? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/369 "2008-05-14T22:28:04Z")
\*\*A dating reality check, please Women voice their preferences - The Authentic Penis Size Preference Chart The Cleaver Sleeve! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![phil417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6bbea6/32.png) [@phil417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phil417)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/370 "2008-05-14T23:14:03Z")
**Is the only way to succeed at work to put up with bullshit? SD Job-Seekers’ Support Group** Love, Phil ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/371 "2008-05-15T13:31:05Z")
\*\* War Birds So we have attack birds \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/372 "2008-05-15T15:13:36Z")
\*\* We Have Pigeon Eggs How often do you think about food? \*\* \*\*Morbid jokes Why are there no male checkout attendents in supermarkets? \*\* Because it’s a low paying crappy job, which means it’s “women’s work.” **Bread with your Chinese Food? Damned kids and their damned music these days** I’ve heard of Bread, but the group “Chinese Food” must be new. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/373 "2008-05-15T15:24:26Z")
\*\*Smart Asses Unite No thanks, motherfucker. \*\* It was only a suggestion ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/374 "2008-05-15T15:39:29Z")
\*\*So I want to design an accessible website… What does it feel like? (describing the indescribable) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/375 "2008-05-15T15:57:00Z")
\*\*Have you dated your mother/father? What does it feel like? (describing the indescribable) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/376 "2008-05-15T17:25:12Z")
\*\* What is French Bread? Bread with your Chinese Food? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/377 "2008-05-15T17:25:14Z")
\*\*What is French Bread? Bread with your Chinese Food? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/378 "2008-05-15T17:35:30Z")
Simulpost! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/379 "2008-05-15T20:08:13Z")
\*\*Andrew Vachss is ending the Burke series of books Bread with your Chinese Food? \*\* Ask Burke’s Mama for bread? I druther face the Soup Nazi. ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/380 "2008-05-16T08:02:22Z")
Are animals our children and should we make them sapient? That means you can marry your dog [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125.md?page=20)