# The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125 "2008-03-29T01:28:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/21 "2008-04-01T18:22:02Z")
\*\*Ultimate Peep Show (link) I called 911 An April Foolish MMP \*\* ---
**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/22 "2008-04-01T18:27:43Z")
[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.] **A product that COMPLETELY fails Stitches** Hm. Could be messy. [/QUOTE] **Is that your finger or are you just glad to see me, Doc?** **Stitches** Oooh :eek: Whatever happened to the hippocratic oath?? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/23 "2008-04-01T19:44:55Z")
\*\*What warnings would you give to tourists to the US? Would you eat an $81 hamburger? \*\* You would in New York City ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/24 "2008-04-02T00:14:50Z")
In GQ: **why do women live longer than men Perky 1960s breasts** ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/25 "2008-04-02T10:49:10Z")
MPSIMS: **Today I voted straight ticket liquor! What can I expect at an A.A. meeting?** ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/26 "2008-04-02T15:05:02Z")
\*\*What is the opposite of … Is that your finger or are you just glad to see me, Doc? I want to be a doctor! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/27 "2008-04-02T16:27:16Z")
\*\*You funny obsessive Warhammer people … Will I ever understand people? Probably not. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/28 "2008-04-02T16:59:19Z")
**Colonoscopy-Not Great News Jeebus! Talk about windy!** ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/29 "2008-04-02T20:29:56Z")
\*\* What do you do BADLY, but LOVE doing? I want to be a doctor! \*\* Scary! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/30 "2008-04-03T12:20:49Z")
\*\*Conflict Resolution Toddlers and Fire Arms DON’T Mix, People! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/31 "2008-04-03T12:24:22Z")
\*\*What America Really Needs (business-wise) … Practical Jokes At Work Sony Busted for Software Piracy!!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/32 "2008-04-03T12:51:50Z")
**SDMB Weight Loss Club, April (08) Thinking of taking the 72oz steak challenge - thoughts, advice . . . prayers? What America Really Needs (business-wise) … A product that COMPLETELY fails** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/33 "2008-04-03T14:36:30Z")
\*\*Another “to pay or not to pay” thread - for adults. What is the sexiest kind of sex? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/34 "2008-04-03T17:38:57Z")
In Cafe: \*\* Old Playboy cartoon… Pulled pork\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/35 "2008-04-03T18:44:26Z")
\*\*Can I use some excessive force, Officer? I lost half my total blood volume yesterday. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/36 "2008-04-03T18:59:05Z")
**What’s the best way to paint a window sign?** **I lost half my total blood volume yesterday.** Your sign will get some attention, that’s for sure! **Cute Kid Stuff** **Woody Allen billboards?** You know, if I had kids, I don’t think I’d let Woody Allen near them. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/37 "2008-04-03T19:24:36Z")
\*\*What is the sexiest kind of sex? I called 911 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/38 "2008-04-03T20:29:37Z")
\*\*A question about women’s sex organs. How long will eggs last in the fridge? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/39 "2008-04-03T22:08:19Z")
\*\*You’ve Gotta Laugh And Cry Dan The 3 to 13 Minute Man \*\* And then fall fast asleep. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/40 "2008-04-04T11:50:13Z")
\*\*Galactica 1980, how bad could it _really_ be?.. Commit Cultural Heresy: No Cow Too Sacred. \*\* Damn straight! It’s about time someone stood up to all those vast legions of obsessive _Galactica 1980_ fans, and all those snooty egghead professors raving on about what Great Art the show was! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125.md?page=3)