# The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125 "2008-03-29T01:28:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/381 "2008-05-16T14:59:23Z")
\*\*California Supreme Court overturns gay-marriage ban That means you can marry your dog \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/382 "2008-05-16T23:01:49Z")
**Hilarious things your dad has said That means you can marry your dog** Do you take this bitch… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2008, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/383 "2008-05-17T12:23:16Z")
\*\*California SC overturns gay marriage ban Seeing this picture in a whole new way \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/384 "2008-05-17T16:53:17Z")
\*\* A movie about George Bush?? Prince Caspian (Open Spoilers) \*\* My head hurts ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/385 "2008-05-19T16:37:54Z")
\*\*Happiness is… Things you’re supposed to find sexy, but don’t \*\* Sort of masochistic, though. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/386 "2008-05-19T16:56:53Z")
\*\*Confess your sins here, and feel the sweet relief of unconditional forgiveness Roman Catholics interpret the Ten Commandments differently than other denominations \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/387 "2008-05-19T17:10:46Z")
\*\*“Well, Bush is an idiot.” Hey, I’m “The Really Nice Man.” No, really! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/388 "2008-05-19T17:18:15Z")
**Pick a god, any god Did your school do the annual “Most Popular” thing?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/389 "2008-05-19T19:23:08Z")
\*\*I made a three-story LOLcat this weekend. 10 million dollar practical joke There’s an egg in the middle of my driveway Gecko found in chicken egg. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/390 "2008-05-20T00:12:24Z")
I think this one is pretty funny: **75,000 Turn Out To See Obama In Oregon!** **60,000 Sturgeon gathered in one mass. Wow!** and \*\*Pretty sure I have strep…ugh So…online dating \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/391 "2008-05-20T18:53:40Z")
\*\* RIP Ol’ Fat Elly Belly RIP Ted Kennedy? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/392 "2008-05-20T18:54:26Z")
\*\*What’s inspiring to kids these days? Shaven head and earrings \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/393 "2008-05-21T14:18:33Z")
**Fuck Hillary Clinton Fucking bitch** Not your favourite person, then? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/394 "2008-05-21T15:06:07Z")
\*\*What’s the best animal lawn mower? Wild animals in the house \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/395 "2008-05-21T15:06:42Z")
\*\*Wild animals in the house …and then I knew today would be a bad day \*\* \*\*Anyone for a Chidope 2008? Ask the Mod \*\* Yeah, the Mod never gets invited to anything. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/396 "2008-05-22T00:27:17Z")
**Things you never want to hear at a child’s birthday party** **Fuck Hillary Clinton** ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/397 "2008-05-22T02:10:46Z")
\*\*Obama looks like the kind of guy who… Looks like I get to keep Lefty! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/398 "2008-05-22T03:13:54Z")
**Things you never want to hear at a child’s birthday party** **"I’m getting too old for this shit" - 87 year old drug dealer** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/399 "2008-05-22T08:48:07Z")
[QUOTE=LurkMeister] **Things you never want to hear at a child’s birthday party** **“I’m getting too old for this shit” - 87 year old drug dealer** [/QUOTE] _shakes fist in impotent rage_ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/400 "2008-05-22T12:22:49Z")
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