# The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125 "2008-03-29T01:28:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/401 "2008-05-22T14:21:03Z")
\*\* Happiness is… Hot Chicks with Douchbags - Where are the douchebags and douchbagettes from? \*\* To each his own, I guess… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/402 "2008-05-22T14:25:19Z")
\*\* What are some things you do the old, harder, less rational way? Do you go to a chiropractor? How about acupuncturist? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/403 "2008-05-22T15:51:05Z")
In New Posts: **Obama: Stop, take a deep breath and explain to me… Middle Earth FA63 D&D Game, the Second Adventure, Scouting Ered Lithui.** \*\* What are some things you do the old, harder, less rational way? Buying a return airline ticket because it’s cheaper than one-way. Problems? \*\* **Would you eat live maggots? What if I offered you $1,000? How would you respond? (comment by coworker)** ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/404 "2008-05-22T18:29:24Z")
\*\*Things you never want to hear at a child’s birthday party Chuck E Cheese and violence. Armed security force. \*\* \*\*People are weird in ways you can’t even imagine I want my penny! \*\* Yeah, that is weird. I wouldn’t bother unless it was a quarter or more. \*\*The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over …and then I knew today would be a bad day \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/405 "2008-05-22T20:34:44Z")
\*\*girls and fun Well, my 3 year old daughter is partial to Cocaine \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/406 "2008-05-22T21:12:38Z")
**Well, my 3 year old daughter is partial to Cocaine** **Things you never want to hear at a child’s birthday party** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/407 "2008-05-22T21:58:09Z")
Damn you eyebrows: the best sequential thread this month! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/408 "2008-05-22T23:37:39Z")
\*\* OK, Polycarp, I really can’t let this go by… It’s a beautiful morning for a micro-rant… \*\* You gotta seize your opportunities Polycarp. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/409 "2008-05-23T00:09:14Z")
\*\*OK, Polycarp, I really can’t let this go by… Inmates get to have MySpaces? \*\* What were you thinking letting them have myspaces Polycarp? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/410 "2008-05-23T12:04:48Z")
\*\*Things you never want to hear at a child’s birthday party Quick! Distract me from my itching stitches! (Truly, quite M&P&W) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/411 "2008-05-23T13:47:56Z")
\*\* What is the oldest thing that ever lived? Could HIV be old? \*\* For millions of years the lonely HIV virus roamed the Earth, with no one to infect… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/412 "2008-05-23T14:26:03Z")
**Drive-by Bulimia? Things you never want to hear at a child’s birthday party** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/413 "2008-05-23T15:28:58Z")
\*\*Things you never want to hear at a child’s birthday party Fourth shoe-clad foot washed ashore… let the wild speculation begin! Drive-by Bulimia? \*\* Yeah, those feet are fattening. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/414 "2008-05-23T18:59:20Z")
\*\* Facebook uggggggggh Drive-by Bulimia? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/415 "2008-05-23T19:32:50Z")
\*\*No, I didn’t poop in my pants. Why do you ask? Things you never want to hear at a child’s birthday party \*\* Evidently a very formal and proper child’s party ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/416 "2008-05-23T20:02:11Z")
\*\*Ants in my car! I bought my first motorcycle today \*\* Seems a bit drastic, couldn’t you just spray the car with bug spray? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/417 "2008-05-23T22:03:50Z")
\*\*My lunch was delicious Drive-by Bulimia? \*\* “Delicious”, huh? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/418 "2008-05-24T12:49:04Z")
\*\*I have never been so happy to sit around doing nothing Well I have had better days. NOOO!!! SDMB blocked at work!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/419 "2008-05-24T18:09:24Z")
Now in GQ: **On the subject of exploding birds… How keenly do countries monitor their airspace?** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/420 "2008-05-24T19:26:57Z")
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