# The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 29, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125 "2008-03-29T01:28:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/421 "2008-05-25T21:04:10Z")

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**When Do Men Start Getting Hair on Their Chests  
Doper Picture Thread**

**I got poison ivy on my nads  
My Texaco card has a new hurdle to see the account balance**

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/422 "2008-05-26T04:25:31Z")

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**What do you remember as the worst lie someone tried to inflict upon you?  
Phoenix lands on Mars**

Guess the Moon Hoaxers are branching out.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/423 "2008-05-26T15:53:59Z")

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\*\*Has there ever been a comic book super heroine acknowledged to be having her period?  
Goodnight, Dick

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/424 "2008-05-27T14:03:10Z")

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\*\*What would you be pitted for?  
Eating in front of other people

The little things you do to save time and money (more creative the better!)  
Removing a Spider, Then Not Washing the Glass

Your favorite podcasts?  
Ticks! GAAAAHHH! \*\*

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**Author:** ![chicken\_wire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@chicken\_wire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicken_wire)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/425 "2008-05-28T03:47:24Z")

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\*\*What would you be pitted for?  
Opinions on commas \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/426 "2008-05-28T14:34:18Z")

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\*\*What would you be pitted for?  
Lazyness and walking \*\*

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/427 "2008-05-28T18:59:48Z")

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**Something everyone should carry…  
Doper Picture Thread ( Multi-page thread 1 2 3 4 5 6 … Last Page )**

Actually, I’ve been leaving mine at home since it’s gotten quite bulky lately.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/428 "2008-05-28T20:10:58Z")

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\*\*What do you most love about your significant other?  
Lazyness and walking \*\*

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/429 "2008-05-29T11:31:31Z")

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IMHO -

Guys: Do you like Shake’n’Hugs?

What sex toys do you own? (links and discussion NSFW and/or TMI)

Recommend me some Sex Lube!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/430 "2008-05-29T12:19:31Z")

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\*\* I come bearing praises for Boraxo

Something everyone should carry…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/431 "2008-05-29T13:56:09Z")

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\*\* Who needs urban legends when stuff like this happens?  
Warren Jeffs lip wrestling with his 12 year old bride is kind of bizarre \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/432 "2008-05-29T14:13:03Z")

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\*\*Who needs urban legends when stuff like this happens?  
U. K teen snaps a ghost ?? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/433 "2008-05-29T14:44:43Z")

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New Posts:

\*\*You have one year to prepare…  
Looks like my number is up. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/434 "2008-05-29T15:10:17Z")

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**Total Schadenfreude  
My Cat Has a Mullet.**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/435 "2008-05-29T15:41:05Z")

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\*\*How do you shut a cat up?  
When is firing full-auto a good tactic?  
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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/436 "2008-05-29T17:42:46Z")

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From New Posts

\*\*In which I ponder the yumminess of the healthy hoo-ha  
The new Doritos secret flavor… \*\*  
Goodbye mister chips.

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**Author:** ![chicken\_wire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@chicken\_wire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicken_wire)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/437 "2008-05-30T07:11:31Z")

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**I’d be rich if I still had …  
Helicopter Parents - is this creepy?**

It hasn’t happened yet, but I’m waiting in hope of these two threads lining up:

**So, South Dakota. In a motor home. With my parents.  
Recommend me some Sex Lube!**

😃

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**Author:** ![ColonelDax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@ColonelDax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColonelDax)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/438 "2008-05-30T07:17:21Z")

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From MPSIMS:

**I got the job  
I am Jobless**

Wow, that was quick. Bad luck there, mate.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/439 "2008-05-30T19:33:25Z")

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\*\* When a young lady looks at your left hand for a ring…

Oh my god, get away from me STALKER  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2008, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/440 "2008-05-31T11:37:00Z")

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\*\*How do you shut a cat up?  
Condoms? \*\*

That might just work…

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