# The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125 "2008-03-29T01:28:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/481 "2008-06-06T08:13:21Z")
\*\*How do I prepare for my relative to die? Can anyone offer an optimistic outlook? \*\* Well, if there’s an afterlife, it’s probably better than here. Also, they may have left you something nice. Talking of afterlives, I think I just booked myself a ticket to the Big Hot One. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/482 "2008-06-06T12:27:50Z")
\*\* Medical harm from eating super hot sauce? Why do burns hurt so much? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/483 "2008-06-06T21:09:30Z")
\*\* Let’s come up with some bad ideas! Change your SDMB Location to “Obama Country”! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/484 "2008-06-06T21:36:13Z")
**Woman marries the Eiffel Tower Man breaks masturbation record. Surprise: Japan Dominates** In another place, at another time, I might have called you “friend” ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2008, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/485 "2008-06-07T11:07:40Z")
This one’s OK: \*\*Egad, it’s hot Man breaks masturbation record. Surprise: Japan Dominates \*\* This one’s not bad: \*\*Go to first new post Car gets struck by lightning - how, and what happens? night terrors and common hallucinations \*\* This is the winner: \*\*Notes from a breakup Police Rescue Nude man from Porta-a-Potty \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2008, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/486 "2008-06-07T13:03:20Z")
I was watching for these two to line up: \*\*Any father not get hit in the balls by their kid? Cliche/Iconic moments that have actually happened to you. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2008, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/487 "2008-06-07T13:21:19Z")
\*\*Cliche/Iconic moments that have actually happened to you. I’ve been outed! \*\* Not that there’s anything wrong with that. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2008, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/488 "2008-06-07T22:04:45Z")
**In Praise of Hilary Clinton** **Congratulations Barack Obama** Not gonna touch that one. ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2008, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/489 "2008-06-07T22:40:46Z")
Right now in MPSIMS: **What are you paranoid about? Michigan Dopefest: Saturday Around 7** ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/490 "2008-06-08T01:28:02Z")
\*\*Penile Compensation Now THAT’s a gun vault! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2008, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/491 "2008-06-08T03:21:49Z")
IMHO: **What should I do for my birthday? Should I get a bathing cap?** Go crazy, you wild woman, you. ---
**Author:** ![Landshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/77aa72/32.png) [@Landshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Landshark)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2008, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/492 "2008-06-08T10:51:12Z")
**Thai Girl Takes a Lie-Detector Test What are you paranoid about?** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2008, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/493 "2008-06-08T10:51:16Z")
**Renovating a shit-hole? Let’s come up with some bad ideas!** Okay… “Preserve the essential odour of shit as far as possible. It’s a unique feature and would take ages to recreate once you lost it”. That do for a start? ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2008, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/494 "2008-06-09T00:49:51Z")
Kinda hate to post this one, 'cause I think it is a very good idea- and one that I hope happens \*\* Let’s come up with some bad ideas! Obama will be our first Negro President!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2008, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/495 "2008-06-09T01:17:45Z")
\*\*I think my wife is unjustly mean to me Sorry, original thread an error. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2008, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/496 "2008-06-09T11:11:26Z")
\*\* How many cats are needed to defeat a tiger? My cat is suicidal (with photographic proof) \*\* It only takes one cat, if it’s suicidal. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2008, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/497 "2008-06-09T13:08:08Z")
\*\* Let’s come up with some bad ideas! Womb Ghosts. This is very bizare. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/498 "2008-06-09T15:06:17Z")
\*\*Violent females in country songs. Why? Looking for a medley of feminine empowerment songs \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/499 "2008-06-09T17:12:55Z")
\*\* My cat is suicidal (with photographic proof) Cat madness! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/500 "2008-06-10T04:19:34Z")
\*\* Strangling the bishop: what do you do after? Why I avoid speaking to my mother in law \*\* That’s a pretty good reason not to call. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125.md?page=26)