# The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125 "2008-03-29T01:28:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/501 "2008-06-10T12:16:46Z")
\*\*Let’s come up with some bad ideas! Acronyms for Dopers \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/502 "2008-06-10T13:16:53Z")
\*\* I dont know how to write my resume! Do you say “yonks ago”? \*\* Only if you’re descibing how long you worked in a pub. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/503 "2008-06-10T13:24:51Z")
**Last night I fell off a cliff and died . . . in a dream Am I enlightened?** ---
**Author:** ![chicken\_wire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@chicken\_wire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicken_wire)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/504 "2008-06-10T15:39:58Z")
\*\*Tullahoma, TN, with kids. Fun stuff to do? Strangling the bishop: what do you do after? \*\* What, one idea’s not enough? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![chicken\_wire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@chicken\_wire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicken_wire)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/505 "2008-06-10T15:48:51Z")
**How tacky is it to propose marriage without a ring? What does “marriage” mean to you? Why keep his surname?** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/506 "2008-06-10T16:32:47Z")
Now a full quadruple sequence: **Did you get/make a proposal before getting married? How tacky is it to propose marriage without a ring? Why keep his surname? What does “marriage” mean to you?** Oh, let’s call the whole thing off. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/507 "2008-06-10T17:49:38Z")
\*\*Why Did The Chicken Cross The MMP And now the chicken will explode \*\* The chicken should have known better. The MMP Mafia is not to be trifled with. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/508 "2008-06-10T21:17:52Z")
Hot from CNN’s front page: \*\*Man watches flood split open house Busy Moms: Staying afloat Sleeping at work – more of us are doing it Incest cellar girl wakes from coma \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/509 "2008-06-11T00:37:27Z")
New Posts: **Girl, 4, shoots herself with grandmother’s gun in Sam’s Club You’re making me a grandmother, and that’s final!** I wish these two would appear sequentially: **Girl, 4, shoots herself with grandmother’s gun in Sam’s Club Disciplining a Toddler is so difficult** . . . except that I don’t think I could fit in this handbasket. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/510 "2008-06-11T04:15:01Z")
**Strange company slogans that just rubs you the wrong way. It’s raining maggots in my house!** I really can’t see that working as a slogan ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/511 "2008-06-11T15:02:31Z")
\*\*Tanzanian Albinos Face a Deadly Threat Ask the (white) African \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/512 "2008-06-12T16:19:47Z")
**International Cuisine Exchange! Toby the Goat meets the 3 little Pigs** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/513 "2008-06-12T16:25:28Z")
\*\*Say technology stagnates- at what level? Could We Go back to the 1930’s? \*\* Hmm. Biplanes, hand-cranked telephones, Model T Fords… I suppose it’s possible, but I wouldn’t rate it the likeliest outcome. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/514 "2008-06-12T17:25:38Z")
\*\* A health reminder for those of mixed race ancestry: tissue donation\* Man breaks masturbation record. Surprise: Japan Dominates \*\* Give…so that others may give. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/515 "2008-06-12T17:30:57Z")
**How soon did you know your SO was The One? Ethics of dating in mid-life** Sometimes, it takes a while… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/516 "2008-06-12T17:39:43Z")
**Motorcycle Newbie Question Universal pain scale** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/517 "2008-06-12T17:53:51Z")
**What do you call your in-laws? Universal pain scale** ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/518 "2008-06-15T05:10:53Z")
\*\*Tell me about Eve Online Games you continue to play even though they are so buggy you wanna kill\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/519 "2008-06-15T12:13:36Z")
**I just got spam from the Catholic Church! You’re proud of _that_??** ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/520 "2008-06-16T00:44:17Z")
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