# The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 29, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125 "2008-03-29T01:28:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/41 "2008-04-04T12:52:36Z")

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\*\*Choosing a new personal device  
Recommend an electric shaver \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/42 "2008-04-04T12:58:03Z")

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\*\*Three Things in Common  
D&D Game 3: Vikings!  
D&D – game 2 (Mediaeval English background)  
More D&D: Viking setup thread  
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I have an idea with the things in common are!

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**Author:** ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/43 "2008-04-04T13:07:35Z")

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\*\*Mottos/Taglines That Weren’t Really Thought Out Fully  
Hi, we’re assholes and proud of it! (Rep. Sally Kern) \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/44 "2008-04-04T13:51:29Z")

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\*\* How long does good sex take?

My Husband was WRONG! (Wasn’t he?)  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/45 "2008-04-04T14:41:51Z")

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\*\* I want to be a doctor!  
Babies on drugs are hilarious  
Cute Kid Stuff

Will I remember in the morning?  
I’m F\*cking Obama - Hillary Clinton \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/46 "2008-04-04T14:44:52Z")

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\*\*Is this a split infinitive?

A question about women’s sex organs.  
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That’s an interesting euphemism. I’ll have to ask Pepper about her _infinitive_ tonight.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/47 "2008-04-04T18:34:02Z")

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\*\*Very pistol / flare gun vs bear?  
What is the sexiest kind of sex?  
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So this one time, at band camp…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/48 "2008-04-04T18:36:50Z")

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\*\*Ask the psychiatrists’ receptionist  
I must confess … \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/49 "2008-04-04T18:37:21Z")

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\*\*Is there a term for this specific 1930s style font?  
Feeding flower stems to my guinea pigs  
Feeding flower stems to my guinea pigs  
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Ahhh, they’re 1930’s style “guinea pigs”.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/50 "2008-04-04T19:23:47Z")

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\*\*Could I crash at your place for a while?

UFOs - Alien Beings, Weather Balloons or Natural Phenomena?  
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Do you live in Roswell?

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/51 "2008-04-04T19:28:50Z")

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In IMHO …

\*\* Aunt Flo is Visiting.

Can I Crash at Your Place For A While?\*\*

Pretty self explanatory, really …

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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/52 "2008-04-04T23:01:07Z")

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**Babies on drugs are hilarious  
My hospital stay**

Great? Were you in the nursery ward with the sick children or did you take some of the drugs as well?

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/53 "2008-04-05T05:09:23Z")

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3-fer in IMHO:

\*\*Heard during sex  
Have you ever wanted to trade places?  
Aunt Flo Is Visiting \*\*

I think we’re going to get some mileage out of Aunt Flo.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/54 "2008-04-05T06:52:28Z")

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In IMHO now it’s:

**Heard during sex  
That’s not how it was supposed to go!**

I think we’ll hearing from “Heard during sex” quite a bit in this thread.

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**Author:** ![maggenpye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@maggenpye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maggenpye)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/55 "2008-04-05T10:38:21Z")

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And again from IMHO

**What’s the sexiest kind of sex?  
UFO’s - Alien Beings, Weather Balloons or Natural Phenomena?**

And curse you, Mr **MEBuckner** , Sir. The first hysterically funny sequential thread I feel compelled to post and you beat me to it by almost four hours!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/56 "2008-04-05T16:20:21Z")

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New Posts:

\*\* Could I crash at your place…  
I am Jobless

\*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/57 "2008-04-05T16:34:52Z")

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\*\* Atheist, we need a slogan.  
That’s not how it was supposed to go! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/58 "2008-04-05T16:41:24Z")

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**We just bought sex on four wheels.  
Will I remember in the morning?**

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/59 "2008-04-05T16:45:50Z")

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Dang! **Johnny** stole mine!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/60 "2008-04-05T18:44:43Z")

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**Ask the resident alien  
Do you make noises while you eat?**

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