# The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125 "2008-03-29T01:28:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/81 "2008-04-09T03:45:20Z")
…and right below this thread: \*\*We’re Considering Adopting a Child – Advice?? It followed me home; can I keep it? \*\* I’m so sorry! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/82 "2008-04-09T12:08:59Z")
\*\* Your grammer is a mess “I ain’t done it” and other such remarks \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/83 "2008-04-09T12:37:17Z")
\*\*You have 7 days left to de-throne me as the world’s worst writer. Kevin J Anderson - crap author? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/84 "2008-04-09T15:01:23Z")
**Straight Dope secret sign… Would you wear a t-shirt that said “I Was Raped”?** Seems a little extreme… ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/85 "2008-04-09T15:30:21Z")
Yeah, the membership fees aren’t _that_ bad. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/86 "2008-04-09T16:33:27Z")
Heard during sex What’s the best way to clean a really grody concrete floor? [QUOTE=featherlou] Yeah, the membership fees aren’t _that_ bad. [/QUOTE] _snicker_ I’ll just make my second request today for a saved seat on the bus to hell… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/87 "2008-04-09T18:24:22Z")
\*\*Heard during sex Is she hitting on me? \*\* Some guys have trouble getting the hint… ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/88 "2008-04-10T00:59:46Z")
\*\*So, I lost my job today. Kittens?\*\* I love the whimsical randomness of it. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/89 "2008-04-10T05:16:12Z")
\*\*Kittens? Life Still Sucks! \*\* Maybe adding a few puppies would help. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/90 "2008-04-10T13:27:45Z")
\*\*Gallery of science tattoos Cute Kid Stuff \*\* Yeah, nothing like taking your 4-year-old down to the parlor and getting Fermat’s theorem inked on his arm… ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/91 "2008-04-10T15:54:55Z")
MPSIMS: **Life still sucks! The Search for Sequential Threads is Over** You’ve got that going for you, at least. **SDMB Weight Loss Club, April (08) Have you ever lost everything?** :eek: Cafe Society \*\*What does Chris Tucker do when he is not making Rush Hour movies? Knight Rider!! \*\* “Michael, you’ve changed.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/92 "2008-04-10T17:33:51Z")
\*\* Odd fortune cookie fortunes And now, a baby with two faces \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/93 "2008-04-10T19:57:25Z")
**Most Stupid PC accessory Dear Uterus** Yeah, I’d have to agree. ---
**Author:** ![jhinman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@jhinman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jhinman)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/94 "2008-04-11T03:09:49Z")
\*\*Dear Uterus I just found $2,014.48 for my husband.\*\* I don’t want to know how or where the mo ney was found. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/95 "2008-04-11T12:14:58Z")
\*\*Have you ever lost everything? Life Still Sucks! \*\* Been there, done that, and I concur ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/96 "2008-04-11T12:43:12Z")
\*\*Get a colonoscopy if you are 50 Ants! Ants! Ants! \*\* Mr. Johnson? I’m afraid I’ve got bad news … ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/97 "2008-04-11T16:01:28Z")
**Mommy and daddy are fighting again … Thinking of names for my next baby** ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/98 "2008-04-11T16:06:10Z")
\*\*When Exactly Are You Married Mormons Outlawed Polygomy??? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/99 "2008-04-11T16:36:02Z")
\*\*Garbage disposal question (probably stupid) Do I really need to get my oil changed? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harriet_the_Spry)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/100 "2008-04-11T17:58:31Z")
\*\*And now, a baby with two faces Double yolked eggs \*\* Which came first? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125.md?page=6)