# The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 29, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125 "2008-03-29T01:28:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/101 "2008-04-11T18:13:07Z")

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\*\*How do I dye a dog pink?

Wasabi\*\*

Poor dog. And I don’t think it will work.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/102 "2008-04-12T15:09:22Z")

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\*\* Heard during sex  
Familiar with Thailand?  
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Now I have “One Night in Bangkok” running through my head.

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/103 "2008-04-12T21:22:12Z")

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\*\*54 Burmese Die Stuffed Inside a Lorry  
Aaaaaaaargh! _choke_ _hack_ _koff_ \*\*

Their last words…sort of.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/104 "2008-04-13T01:24:12Z")

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**I want to give away a million dollars  
what can/should i put in my compost heap?**

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/105 "2008-04-13T02:06:17Z")

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From the Pit:  
\*\*Oh, for the love of…(Dominos pizza)  
How can you manage your day to day life and still be this fucking stupid? \*\*

\*\*You want to know what’s really wrong with America?  
Seems Everyone is Pissed Off \*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/106 "2008-04-13T03:00:30Z")

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\*\* For Women. Re: Gene Simmons’ Tongue  
Best cure for a hangover\*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/107 "2008-04-13T12:06:24Z")

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\*\*What’s the best way to secure a motorcycle in public?  
New motorcycle vanity plate! \*\*

Yeah, I guess most people might not touch a bike with a plate that said PSYC40…

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/108 "2008-04-13T15:20:27Z")

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**Dear Uterus  
You will never be as cool as the picture.**

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**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/109 "2008-04-13T17:57:41Z")

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**"J" is for…  
Stomach pains**

Someone needs a spelling lesson…

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/110 "2008-04-13T18:18:59Z")

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From MPSIMS:

**I’m new here . . . and I’m sad  
I am Jobless**

**The most abominable eBay listing ever?  
I just found $2,014.48 for my husband.**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/111 "2008-04-13T19:11:04Z")

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**I’m thinking of getting facial liposuction, what do you think?  
Help me buy a saw**

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/112 "2008-04-13T19:13:37Z")

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From New Posts:

\*\*Questions about fashions, designers, and costs  
Help me choose an evening gown! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Maui\_Lion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@Maui\_Lion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maui_Lion)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/113 "2008-04-13T20:30:16Z")

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**My new motorcycle**  
**Rectum? Damn near killed him!**

Well that poor motorcycle didn’t last too long at all, did it.

**Who wants to do OrlanDope?**  
**Can cause brain injury or death!**

Uhmm… 😃

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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/114 "2008-04-13T21:56:31Z")

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\*\*   
My new motorcycle

Can cause brain injury or death! \*\*

Well no kiddin’! 😛

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/115 "2008-04-13T22:40:57Z")

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**A tiny little thing that blew me away…  
Ricer vs A Real Car Nut**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/116 "2008-04-13T23:30:13Z")

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\*\*Can cause brain injury or death!  
Stomach pains  
SDMB Weight Loss Club, April (08) \*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/117 "2008-04-13T23:50:56Z")

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**For Women. Re: Gene Simmons’ Tongue  
Tick control**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/118 "2008-04-14T11:49:53Z")

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\*\*Waiting for my ass to look younger

Dear Uterus  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/119 "2008-04-14T12:38:35Z")

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\*\*Rectum? Damn near killed him!  
Waiting for my ass to look younger \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/120 "2008-04-14T17:21:36Z")

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\*\*Alternative Home Heating technologies?  
Suicide by Arson?!?!?

So who else is getting married soon?  
Thailand’s Wealthy Untouchables\*\*

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