# The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125 "2008-03-29T01:28:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/161 "2008-04-19T03:09:16Z")
\*\*You want to know what’s really wrong with America? It’s called due diligence… \*\* Yeah! Bring back irrational exuberance! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/162 "2008-04-19T16:00:30Z")
\*\* What constitutes “hitting on” someone? Watch Me Stroke My One Eyed Monster \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/163 "2008-04-19T17:08:56Z")
**My Uncle Died Watch Me Stroke My One Eyed Monster** You don’t need to be so happy about it! ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/164 "2008-04-19T17:18:19Z")
\*\*Doctors and their diplomas on the wall… What gives? \*\* Um…they want to let you know they’re not just some quack with dubious skills? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/165 "2008-04-19T18:14:16Z")
\*\*Toilet repair question Tell me about Camcorders \*\* Ewwww… ---
**Author:** ![Wallflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Wallflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallflower)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/166 "2008-04-19T22:11:58Z")
\*\*Watch Me Stroke My One Eyed Monster Penises in nature. Hot Teachers, Seduced Students\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/167 "2008-04-20T00:42:10Z")
Holy Crap! Don’t Drink The Water In Las Vegas! Flush first? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/168 "2008-04-20T00:44:41Z")
Are YOU a good doggie? Are YOU a good kitty? Strange, unidentified animal in Chinese zoo ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/169 "2008-04-20T05:51:09Z")
\*\*What might this sign mean??? Why can’t people spell? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/170 "2008-04-20T06:52:54Z")
\*\*Lessons you learned the hard way… Holy Crap! Don’t Drink The Water In Las Vegas! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/171 "2008-04-20T17:53:36Z")
\*\*I have a confession to make. We’re a Bunch of Filthy Whores! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/172 "2008-04-20T21:02:26Z")
**I would s** t my pants if I was this cop. Crime in Glasgow, UK\*\* That bad, huh? \*\*Is Effie a name or short for something Flush first? \*\* Hey, I’ve been known to pull an Effie on occasion. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/173 "2008-04-20T21:14:48Z")
**So who else is getting married soon? Hot Teachers, Seduced Students** So that’s the reason so many weddings are held at the end of the school year! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/174 "2008-04-20T21:32:31Z")
**Do overly nice, seemingly self-less people seem suspicious to you? Call the next Obama scandal as kitchen sink strategy fires up** ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/175 "2008-04-20T22:14:55Z")
**Watch Me Stroke My One Eyed Monster MOIST (heh)!** _snerk_ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/176 "2008-04-21T12:53:19Z")
\*\*Just watched the Dune Movie… Define “bad movie”. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/177 "2008-04-21T13:51:36Z")
Cafe Society: \*\*Don’t you just _hate it_ when your book falls in the toilet? What’s the best way to trim down your book collection? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/178 "2008-04-21T14:57:02Z")
\*\*Hot Teachers, Seduced Students My daughter’s first prom \*\* ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/179 "2008-04-21T17:04:24Z")
I found this recent combination interesting, if only because of some of the posts in the first thread: **Your wife has a physical disability. You do not. Bullshit that needs to change.** ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125/180 "2008-04-21T17:16:25Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] \*\*Just watched the Dune Movie… Define “bad movie”. \*\* [/QUOTE] Nah, this is better: **Define “bad movie”.** **Jumper** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-search-for-sequential-threads-is-over/443125.md?page=10)