# The second great smiley election

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886>\
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**Created:** [December 6, 2002, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886 "2002-12-06T08:23:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886/21 "2002-12-09T23:34:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Blackeyes \*  
> Those are all some good smilies at the last poll. … I would like to see some of those resubmitted.

I have already resubmitted Cecil. I consider the ones from the previous poll to be in the “SDMB public domain”, so you can resubmit one of those if you want. I was also hoping from a couple of new ones, but my plan is to stop after the first nine acceptable submissions.

To see the list of submissions in the first poll, go to my webpage (click the www button under my post) and then go to the link labelled “:)”.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886/22 "2002-12-09T23:37:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Fenris \*  
> I want to resubmit my [evil (grin)](http://home.earthlink.net/~awinkelried/smpoll1/) smilie.

I take it you mean [the second smiley in the “Number 6” submission](http://home.earthlink.net/~awinkelried/smpoll1/#proposed). Done.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886/23 "2002-12-09T23:40:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by White Lightning \*  
> Will the nine-smiley limit be first-come-first-served?

Yes, though I will be more picky in determining which ones are eligible. Some of the smilies from the first poll, while being well executed, didn’t seem to add a lot of value (e.g. not expressing any particular emotion) since we’re limiting the number of smilies.

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> I’m assuming that the cap at nine is intended to provide us with an end result of one poll with ten choices.

That is correct, sir.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886/24 "2002-12-09T23:41:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by roadkiller \*  
> Yes, definitely a “barfy” smiley, or a “Disgusting!” or “Gross!” type smiley

You could always resubmit the “Yuk” or “Barf” smiley from the first poll.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886/25 "2002-12-09T23:42:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by peepthis \*  
> do you still have it from the last election, Arnold?

I take it that the link in my previous post has answered your question.

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886/26 "2002-12-10T01:54:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Arnold Winkelried \*  
> \*\*I take it you mean [the second smiley in the “Number 6” submission](http://home.earthlink.net/~awinkelried/smpoll1/#proposed). Done. \*\*

Thanks **Arnold**! You are a gentleman and a scholar.

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886/27 "2002-12-10T02:31:12Z")

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Yeah **Arnold** ; I don’t [sub]hiccup[/sub] care what roadkiller says about ya

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**Author:** ![The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ace_of_Swords)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886/28 "2002-12-10T18:50:01Z")

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What, you mean we can’t just beg for smilies and have someone else design them?

I mean, we clearly need _Detatched/Suspicious_, _TMI/Gross_, and _Geek_ smilies, but I don’t have the design skills. 😉

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886/29 "2002-12-10T21:18:16Z")

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Can we redo the “embarrassed” smilie while we’re at it? This :o just doesn’t look like “embarrassed” to me, it looks more like “bored.”

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886/30 "2002-12-10T22:23:15Z")

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I’ll say this again - anyone can resubmit one of the smilies from the previous voting period.  
But just posting here and asking “I wish we had a smiley that shows this emotion” is going to have zero effect on the submissions included in the next poll.

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886/31 "2002-12-10T23:13:33Z")

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I see wutcha mean, **Arnold**. So, I suppose I’ll be the one to maybe get around ter doin somethin like that mayhaps. [sub]Hiccup[/sub]

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886/32 "2002-12-11T00:56:24Z")

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I think **Dooku** has a _great_ idea. Somebody should redesign the :embarrassed: smiley and submit it for the poll. If that option is elected, it replaces the old one instead of being a new addition.

Notwithstanding the fact that this kind of input has zero effect on the poll.

Also, is there ever going to come a point in the “Great Smiley Elections” where we start replacing instead of adding smilies? I believe that idea came up in previous discussions…

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**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886/33 "2002-12-11T13:15:24Z")

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For the life of me I can’t understand the popularity of some of the smilies in the last poll. A smilie is supposed to express an _emotion_ for heaven’s sake. Disregarding how well they might be drawn, I fail to see how the proposed hijack, tinfoil hat, Cecil, or even smashie expresses an emotion.

Thank goodness smackie won last time. I’m not a huge fan of smiles myself, but at least smackie makes sense.

I recognize the futility of suggesting a smilie without actually creating one for submission… but I would use a smilie that expresses “I bow down to your wisdom and knowledge”.

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**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886/34 "2002-12-11T13:28:52Z")

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You alright there, **Blackeyes**?

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886/35 "2002-12-11T14:36:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dooku \*  
> \*\*Can we redo the “embarrassed” smilie while we’re at it? This :o just doesn’t look like “embarrassed” to me, it looks more like “bored.” \*\*

Not only that, but some folks use it to refer to (ahem) oral gratifiation.:eek:

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**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886/36 "2002-12-11T15:44:44Z")

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I may have got to this too late for this round, but as I said last time

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> The nice thing about the approval method is that you really aren’t running 5 or 6 different polls - you’re just running one poll with multiple pages. If this is made clear to people then **no second round is required.** [emphasis added]

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**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886/37 "2002-12-12T01:34:37Z")

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The barfing smiley would be so incredibly popular that, should it be adopted, we would promptly need to hire a cleaning staff.

😃

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886/38 "2002-12-12T04:41:17Z")

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I’ll never vote for a barfing smiley. I much prefer to say “where’s that barfing smiley when you need it” to actually having the smiley.

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**Author:** ![femtosecond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@femtosecond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femtosecond)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886/39 "2002-12-12T12:42:22Z")

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> _Originally posted by hawthorne_  
> **The nice thing about the approval method is that you really aren’t running 5 or 6 different polls - you’re just running one poll with multiple pages. If this is made clear to people then no second round is required.**

A multi-page one-round poll only could work if we ensure that a candidate’s chances aren’t in any way affected by its location in and on the pages. We’d need special software to generate ballots with randomly shuffled content, and to disregard votes from users who didn’t vote on all pages. In that case we might as well use a proper one-page poll.

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> _Originally posted by White Lightning_  
> **Also, is there ever going to come a point in the “Great Smiley Elections” where we start replacing instead of adding smilies? I believe that idea came up in previous discussions…**

Replacing an image with a similar one, maybe, but we can’t trade one smiley for another. Codes of old smileys have to be kept, to properly display old threads. I don’t think the current software can distinguish between active and disabled smileys in new posts. Once it’s installed, we keep it - choose wisely.

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**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-second-great-smiley-election/140886/40 "2002-12-12T15:22:14Z")

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> _femtosecond_  
> We’d need special software to generate ballots with randomly shuffled content, and to disregard votes from users who didn’t vote on all pages.

Since it’s approval voting, failing to vote in any page would be the same as not voting for any smiley on that page. If, over five pages you wanted to vote for one smiley, you would vote for that smiley on that page and not vote on the other pages (clearly the way to vote if you wanted no more). If you wanted to express your disapproval for one particular smiley, you would vote for every smiley on every page except the one you didn’t like. And so on: you may express approval for as many or as few smileys as you like, over as many pages as you like. As long as all the polls are available at the same time, there’s no wuckers.

I take your point about the placement of smileys, but the problem is much diminished in a one round vote, since no smiley is (dis)advantaged by being place in a weak (strong) group. Besides, **Arnold** qualifies as “special software”.

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