# The secret identity of loverock is revealed!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 15, 1999, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687 "1999-07-15T18:09:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 1999, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/1 "1999-07-16T05:32:00Z")
And the winner is… Contestant #3! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 1999, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/2 "1999-07-16T05:37:00Z")
ok, but who is donny??? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 1999, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/3 "1999-07-16T05:49:00Z")
I wonder if Contestant #3 is Optamistic about being able to fool people with more names? Rich ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 1999, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/4 "1999-07-16T05:53:00Z")
How do you know this? * * * President of the Vernon Dent fan club. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 1999, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/5 "1999-07-16T05:55:00Z")
Please educate me on this. I see different email addresses when I call up loverock and C#3. Also, does it seem odd that C#3 would leave the email address visible? He’s very familiar with this system. Sweet, E ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 1999, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/6 "1999-07-16T05:57:00Z")
I am not no contentent %3 of 4 or nothin the oily game i ply the gam of looooooovvvvveeee cum get a peice of the rock!!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 1999, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/7 "1999-07-15T18:09:00Z")
You also aren’t the same kid you were in the other posts. You have switched to a different vernacular. By the way, if you’re going to deliberately misspell things, at least be consistent with it (gam -\> gam)e in a single sentence. SHEESH. Sweet, E ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 1999, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/8 "1999-07-15T18:09:00Z")
jesus h christ, you are a fucking pain in the ass…I swear, giving birth was preferable to conversing with you ya freak! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 1999, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/9 "1999-07-15T18:10:00Z")
loverock, not sweet :o ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 1999, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/10 "1999-07-15T18:13:00Z")
H means haploid right? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 1999, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/11 "1999-07-15T18:15:00Z")
???what does haploid mean? I always thought it stood for ‘H’, like Homer J Simpson ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 1999, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/12 "1999-07-15T18:17:00Z")
KelliBelli, We’re all banging away at our computers, I pressed submit before you did. I know you were talking to lr. -Sweetie ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 1999, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/13 "1999-07-15T18:21:00Z")
Haploid: half the normal number of chromosomes. You know, like you have only a single parent. My father is a biology professor. It’s an old, old biology department joke. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 1999, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/14 "1999-07-15T18:28:00Z")
Oops! I may have made a huge mistake! Here’s the deal: On another thread, aseymayo pointed out a distictive idiom in one of loverocks posts; “What’s the dealio?” (or as loverock says, “Wazt the dily o?”) I did a search of the entire history of this board and only found one poster that uses this expression. That was enough evidence for an accusation but not really conclusive proof. I then checked loverock’s profile and made note of his email adress. I then clicked on C#3’s profile and saw the same address. I was so excited over this discovery, that I immediately posted my conclusion. Here’s the problem: When I click on a profile, my browser has a habit of directing me back to the last profile I looked at. The current profile is behind that page. I can’t be sure if I looked at anything but the address when I did the comparison. Where does this leave us: (Well, it leaves me looking like an idiot) 1. Maybe the use of “dealio” by only C#3 and loverock is just a coincidence and I screwed up the email comparison. 2)Maybe loverock and C#3 did have the same address until C#3 saw that we were onto him and he changed it. 1. Maybe, no, not maybe, CERTAINLY, C#3 is laughing his head off right now regardless of what the truth is. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 1999, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/15 "1999-07-15T18:28:00Z")
In my experience, stupidity doesn’t have to be consistent. Some of you seem a little paranoid about this kid. So, C#3, are you gonna defend yourself, or do we get a confession? Your Quadell ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 1999, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/16 "1999-07-15T18:33:00Z")
papabear, I have a fairly photographic memory, and while I wouldnt risk my life on this, I am quite certain the shitheads profile has **not** changed. hugs anyway ☹ ps thanks sweet…(wiping my brow)“WHeew!” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 1999, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/17 "1999-07-15T18:36:00Z")
I must share this. Afer reading PapaBears post, and viewing C#3 Occupation “Shock Jock,” I wondered if he actually had a show about contestant #3. I did a search in yahoo for “contestant 3,” and here’s the first url that came up: > [@](#): > > NEWART - Have a longer thicker penis! Vacuum Pumping! It just one of those coincidences I guess. Sweet, E ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 1999, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/18 "1999-07-15T18:40:00Z")
Bwwwwaaahahahahahhahahahah! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 1999, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/19 "1999-07-15T23:26:00Z")
My vote is for C#3. Have you guys noticed that C3 hasn’t replied to any of loverock’s posts? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 1999, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/20 "1999-07-16T00:28:00Z")
no im not noe of u im just LOOOVVVVEEEE RROOOCCKKK just me! keli y do u call me suhc natsy nams i thiknn u neeed sum LLOOVEROCCK [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687.md?page=2)