# The secret identity of loverock is revealed!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 15, 1999, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687 "1999-07-15T18:09:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 1999, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/61 "1999-07-20T05:50:00Z")
agreed PR, I cant seem to stop myself… They should expose him already, this is stupid now…hell, it was stupid last week! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 1999, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/62 "1999-07-19T20:37:00Z")
Post your e-mail address, Kelli. Really. Your Quadell ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 1999, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/63 "1999-07-20T04:43:00Z")
OK, I’m new here. Well, I’ve been lurking for a while. But I have THE ANSWER. After much research… well ok after two beers, I proclaim loverock to be… Jar Jar Binks!!! He sounds a lot like him (if you can make out what he’s trying to say ). Obviously, those floppy ear thingys are impeding his typing skills. As for his unpleasant disposition- maybe all that animosity he inspired in legions of Star Wars fans is warranted. ## shroomfish Mama told me when I was young, “Baby, be a simple kind of man.” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 1999, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/64 "1999-07-20T18:30:00Z")
Ewwww! Kellibelli, if Quadell wants your email address, send it to him but don’t post it! Then again, I doubt if Mr. Dumb-as-a-rock could figure out how to send JPEGS. I hope, anyways. ## PR If you’re not part of the solution you’re just scumming up the bottom of the beaker. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 1999, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/65 "1999-07-20T19:14:00Z")
Yeah, um, I’m glad you didn’t actually, Kelli. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 1999, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/66 "1999-07-21T00:33:00Z")
Personal message to LoveRock from Cow God: ehem… “DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 1999, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687/67 "1999-07-21T06:28:00Z")
Nickrz: > [@](#): > > You’ve all overlooked the obvious… dare I say it? It’s what’s-his-face the natural-born stick-and-rudder pilot! The Illiterate: > [@](#): > > whose cecil??? The guy whose son you claimed you might be on some other thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-identity-of-loverock-is-revealed/1687.md?page=3)