# The secret is out, but I am not telling **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 19, 2023, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801 "2023-10-19T18:20:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2023, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/41 "2023-11-02T05:08:30Z")
Baked? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2023, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/42 "2023-11-02T06:40:06Z")
If I had the secret, would I want to tell ya? _tortilla_ _ **-โ€œBBโ€-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2023, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/43 "2023-11-02T06:47:34Z")
Well, now Iโ€™m just mad. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2023, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/44 "2023-11-04T05:13:37Z")
Well thatโ€™s no secret, I am telling you! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/45 "2024-03-04T02:34:55Z")
Look how long the secret has stayed secret. Sweet! (I can keep my mouth shut) ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/46 "2024-03-04T02:41:59Z")
@discobot display help ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/47 "2024-03-04T02:42:01Z")
I currently know how to do the following things: `@discobot start {name-of-tutorial}` > Starts an interactive tutorial just for you, in a personal message. `{name-of-tutorial}` can be one of: `tutorial, advanced tutorial`. `@discobot roll 2d6` > ๐ŸŽฒ 3, 6 `@discobot quote` > ๐Ÿ—จ _Life is thickly sown with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to pass quickly through them. The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us._ โ€” Voltaire `@discobot fortune` > ๐Ÿ”ฎ You may rely on it ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/48 "2024-03-04T02:42:32Z")
He got wordy! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/49 "2024-03-04T02:55:59Z")
@discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/50 "2024-03-04T02:56:01Z")
> ๐Ÿ”ฎ Better not tell you now ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/51 "2024-03-04T02:56:36Z")
Heโ€™s keeping the secret. Perfect. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/52 "2024-03-04T02:56:52Z")
@discobot quote ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/53 "2024-03-04T02:56:55Z")
> ๐Ÿ—จ _Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless._ โ€” Jamie Paolinetti ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/54 "2024-03-04T02:58:17Z")
Yep. Reading our minds. I feel violated. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/55 "2024-03-04T02:58:49Z")
Discobot is a gentleman. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/56 "2024-03-04T02:59:49Z")
When will discobek show up? ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/57 "2024-03-04T03:02:11Z")
@discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/58 "2024-03-04T03:02:12Z")
> ๐Ÿ”ฎ Very doubtful ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/59 "2024-03-04T03:29:05Z")
You got that right disco-jerk ---
**Author:** ![pirviii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pirviii/32/3233_2.png) [@pirviii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pirviii)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/60 "2024-03-04T05:44:47Z")
I might have accidentally the whole thing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801.md?page=4)