# The secret is out, but I am not telling

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [October 19, 2023, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801 "2023-10-19T18:20:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/61 "2024-03-04T14:01:44Z")

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> [@discobot](#):
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> I currently know how to do the following things:
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> `@discobot start {name-of-tutorial}`

Right…  
@discobot start how-to-reveal-secret-tutorial

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/62 "2024-03-04T14:01:45Z")

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`.

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/63 "2024-03-04T14:02:17Z")

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Fool.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/64 "2024-03-04T15:25:47Z")

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@discobot display help.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/65 "2024-03-04T15:27:48Z")

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Hes thrown in the towel!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/66 "2024-03-04T15:28:44Z")

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Did I break it?

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/67 "2024-03-04T15:56:54Z")

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@discobot fortune

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/68 "2024-03-04T15:56:56Z")

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> 🔮 It is certain

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2024, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/69 "2024-03-05T02:13:59Z")

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I am uncertain. Therefore, I am quiet.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2024, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/70 "2024-03-05T02:21:55Z")

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He’s a rusty jerk. No help at all.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2024, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/71 "2024-03-05T03:08:10Z")

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@discobot quote

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2024, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-secret-is-out-but-i-am-not-telling/991801/72 "2024-03-05T03:08:12Z")

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> 🗨 _Without some goals and some efforts to reach it, no man can live._ — John Dewey

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