# The sequential threads; give me some, uh, pointers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2006, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373 "2006-07-06T15:36:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/1 "2006-07-06T15:36:11Z")
\*\*What’s the difference between a religion and a cult? A Self-Made Man? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/2 "2006-07-06T16:02:05Z")
**Damn! Was that painful or what? The BJ Thread: give me some, uh, pointer** ---
**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/3 "2006-07-06T16:10:21Z")
If I understand this correctly… Official “First Words Out of Your Mouth After Waking This Morning” Thread Today 12:58 PM by VunderBob Yes, Lady, I Get It-- You’re Hostile and Anti-Social. Can I Go Now? Today 12:56 PM by McNew ---
**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/4 "2006-07-06T17:03:51Z")
\*\*That’s It We Obviously Need to Fuck More \*\* \*\*Official “First Words Out of Your Mouth After Waking This Morning” Thread \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/5 "2006-07-06T17:15:38Z")
\*\*When Rats Attack! What’s your most erotic experience that didn’t involve actually having sex? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/6 "2006-07-06T17:26:02Z")
**Pennsylvania needs a spell checker Worst. Slogan . Ever.** ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/7 "2006-07-06T17:54:54Z")
\*\*This repair was easy…too easy… Part of a man’s skull fell off \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/8 "2006-07-06T19:41:38Z")
**am I ill tempered? That’s It We Obviously Need to Fuck More.** (That second one’s a goldmine) ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/9 "2006-07-06T19:46:15Z")
From MPSIMS: **whats the meanest thing you’ve ever done? My wife** I don’t think he meant it like that, but I’m sure your wife appreciates the sentiment. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/10 "2006-07-06T21:57:59Z")
There’s something in my chimney! My wife Damn! Was that painful or what? ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/11 "2006-07-06T22:47:21Z")
Wow, this thread is already off to a laugh-out-loud start. Cool! Here’s my contribution from IMHO: \*\*What on earth does consultants do? What would happen if we launched one? \*\* The mind boggles at the possibilities. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/12 "2006-07-07T12:37:28Z")
\*\*Poll: How often do you masturbate? What would happen if we launched one?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/13 "2006-07-07T12:59:16Z")
\*\* Part of a man’s skull fell off Please link to the cutest photo ever That’s not my preferred way to start the day \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/14 "2006-07-07T14:10:08Z")
\*\* Hot Dog! It’s the MMP! Beantown mini-Dopefest, anyone?\*\* Hot Dogs & Beans indeed ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/15 "2006-07-07T16:47:17Z")
\*\*That’s not my preferred way to start the day \*\* \*\*Part of a man’s skull fell off \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/16 "2006-07-07T17:57:42Z")
IMHO: **Why is my waitress squatting? Are you a cheap tipper** ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/17 "2006-07-07T18:21:06Z")
MPSIMS \*\*How come men can’t have chest hair any more? Perfect breasts have no wrinkles…and just a touch of starch. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/18 "2006-07-07T20:38:04Z")
\*\*whats the meanest thing you’ve ever done? Fire zee miss-iles!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/19 "2006-07-07T23:51:50Z")
\*\*Origin of “dick” as slang for your wang? Origin of “wang” as slang for your dick? What is vegetable shortening called in Germany? \*\* I am not quite sure I want to know the connection here… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/20 "2006-07-08T05:50:38Z")
Now in IMHO: **What do you do with pennies? Are you a cheap tipper?** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373.md?page=2)